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Hermetian posted:>beat wife
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Atma fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Dec 5, 2013 |
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Dec 5, 2013 03:28
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scream "son help me your mom has gone mad!"
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Dec 5, 2013 03:29
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>Tell the police, "Please help me, my wife is going crazy and hitting me. Oh no, please don't!" Then run head first into the television set.
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Dec 5, 2013 03:29
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<take boy and run upstairs locking the door while weeping uncontrollably. scream "son help me your mom has gone mad!"
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Dec 5, 2013 03:30
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>enlarge Satan
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Dec 5, 2013 03:30
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SerSpook posted:scream "son help me your mom has gone mad!" Grant DaNasty posted:>Tell the police, "Please help me, my wife is going crazy and hitting me. Oh no, please don't!" Then run head first into the television set. Al Borland posted:<take boy and run upstairs locking the door while weeping uncontrollably.
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Dec 5, 2013 03:31
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> in a feat of midlife crisis strength, throw the woman at the boy
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Dec 5, 2013 03:32
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>kiss the boy passionately. Softly. Slowly.
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Dec 5, 2013 03:32
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Dec 5, 2013 03:37
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> fall to your knees "noooo help me"
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Dec 5, 2013 03:38
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>we're a human failure, suffocate self with couch pillows >break tv glass and use large shard to slit your own throat
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Dec 5, 2013 03:38
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Putty posted:>we're a human failure, suffocate self with couch pillows But use your son's hand. Hes in on it!
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Dec 5, 2013 03:40
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Tell your son "good, yes good. Let the hate flow through you!" then poo poo your pants.
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Dec 5, 2013 03:42
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CharlestonJew posted:Tell your son "good, yes good. Let the hate flow through you!" then poo poo your pants. He does remind me of the guy from Don't poo poo your pants.
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Dec 5, 2013 03:42
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bob is hosed up
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Dec 5, 2013 03:43
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I really want to see what happens when the cops arrive, I hope we don't end up killing ourself 
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Dec 5, 2013 03:44
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>kill self
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Dec 5, 2013 03:44
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CharlestonJew posted:Tell your son "good, yes good. Let the hate flow through you!" then poo poo your pants. all this poo poo reminds me of another game  e: f;b
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Dec 5, 2013 03:46
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>take the blue pill and go back to your life as Thomas Anderson
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Dec 5, 2013 03:46
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Bitchtard posted:>kill self
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Dec 5, 2013 03:46
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run into television screen as hard as you can Edit: Make sure to say "You will never catch me alive!" before you do so
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Putty posted:all this poo poo reminds me of another game When it restarts first command. >poo poo your pants.
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Dec 5, 2013 03:50
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>Eat the boy.
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Dec 5, 2013 03:54
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>remove pants
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Dec 5, 2013 03:55
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apologize to wife for all the terrible things you have done in the past
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Dec 5, 2013 03:55
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>poo poo pants
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Dec 5, 2013 03:55
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kill self
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Dec 5, 2013 03:56
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>ask wife where the chicken nuggets are
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Dec 5, 2013 03:57
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> Go up the stairs. See what the boy is doing. If isn't Christian, spank him with your belt.
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Dec 5, 2013 03:58
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turn on the tv and turn to the anime channel
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Dec 5, 2013 03:58
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poo poo pants
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Dec 5, 2013 03:58
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Al Borland posted:>poo poo pants
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Dec 5, 2013 03:59
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Piss pants
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Dec 5, 2013 03:59
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smash phone then hit wife!
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Dec 5, 2013 04:00
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Noni posted:Piss pants hipster.
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Dec 5, 2013 04:00
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>log into forums as moderator and ignore your family all night
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Dec 5, 2013 04:00
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>"play"
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Dec 5, 2013 04:00
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>grab wifes hand, force her to beat you while you call the police and tell them she is beating you, when son comes down the stairs tell him you are beating his mom and you never loved him then let him beat you up until the police arrive, then the police will arrest the kid and the wife and you will finally be FREE
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