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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > Creating Terrible Movies in the Name of Jesus: Christian Movie Megathread
 
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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


 You can't prove evolution because nobody was there. Also nobody was there at the start of the Bible either, but something something God so we know what happened.

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


 If you got all your theology from Christian media you'd think that premillenial dispensationalism aka The Rapture was actually in Revelation instead of being some kooky off-shoot interpretation that few denominations actually believe.

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