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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > Creating Terrible Movies in the Name of Jesus: Christian Movie Megathread
 
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Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!

Casimir Radon posted:

One Christmas grandma gave a VHS copy of The Creation Adventure Team: 6 Short Days, One Big Adventure to my brother.

Which teaches you that if evolution is being taught in your school you should take that as an opportunity to preach creationism to everyone, at the end they will all accept this and clap. If you recognize the dinosaur man from somewhere but can't quite place him, it's because there's a statue of him at the Creation Museum, the same people are behind both ventures.

Somebody cut it down to a 10 minute highlight reel.

Currently grandma is really pissed off about some conspiracy theory that our school board is planning to make boys and girls shower together, which is being pushed by THE GAYS (You know how much THE GAYS like to peep at vagina!)
They lost me at the part where they said dinosaurs went extinct because I touch myself at night.

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Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!

Young Freud posted:

I was totally blindsided by the religious message in This Is The End. It probably had more to say about Christian morals (and from two Jewish boys, no less) than any of these films here in between the bouts of drug use and jokes about jacking off and dicks. Lesson here is "don't be preachy, let the message come naturally" and "dick jokes".
Taking the piss out of Judgement Day was really part of what made that movie so great.

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