Creating Terrible Movies in the Name of Jesus: Christian Movie Megathread

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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > Creating Terrible Movies in the Name of Jesus: Christian Movie Megathread

BrendianaJones: Aug 2, 2011; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Hollismason posted:

I would pay an obscene amount of money to get a actual real budge full on Left Behind series, those books are loving crazy. At one point Wasps with the heads of lions and scorpion tails fly around stinging people.

Oceans turn to blood. Crazy crazy poo poo happens in that book. One character prays to god to find out if it's okay to marry in the real world since his wife is in heaven and his wife appears and tells him its cool.

I loving love the batshit Left Behind series.

I've got good news.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind_(2014_film)

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BrendianaJones: Aug 2, 2011; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Ashley Tisdale was originally going to be in it as the female lead, but she dropped out. But still, you want an insane rapture movie, why not Cage?

# ¿ Dec 25, 2013 03:30

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