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I'm loving this thread! I saw an episode of Bibleman back when I was going to church, although my church was pretty progressive, so even our youth pastor was making fun of it with how bad it was. Other than a copy of Jesus Christ Superstar (which I never watched) being gifted to me for Easter once, that's about the extent of exposure. Of course this leads me to making up stories about what could actually be a good Christian movie. Sadly every one tends to lead to having to have the church involved and things getting better. I just want to see one where the ethnic sidekick, complete with the racisim tropes, turns out to be Jesus at the end, and the protagonist was an rear end in a top hat all along.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 21:06 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:14 |
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Casimir Radon posted:One Christmas grandma gave a VHS copy of The Creation Adventure Team: 6 Short Days, One Big Adventure to my brother. I live about 45 minutes away from the Creation Museum. I was going to go see it once, but I got to the door, and decided that $35 for pseudoscience was not worth that much. So I went to the aquarium and petted some sharks for $20 instead.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2013 12:16 |
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gatesealer posted:I don't know if this counts since it hasn't been released yet, but God Isn't Dead is coming to theaters this year. Here is the trailer and, oh man, I almost want to see it just for a good laugh. Isn't that the exact plot of a Chick Tract?
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 19:57 |
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raditts posted:
Yeah, I live 30 minutes away from the Creation Museum. I haven't actually been because, it's $30 for pseudoscience, and I don't want to cry in public over humanity.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 15:27 |
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Cognac McCarthy posted:Probably not today, and it's not the exact same thing, but I'd say the freakout over anything gay or Middle Eastern/Islamic in the early 2000s could be seen as a rough analogue. To this day I still can't understand how people were convinced that The Simpsons of all things, especially the seasons in the 90's, were a doom to mankind. I remember waiting in line for the South Park movie in 1999, and someone in line saying that South Park was that cartoon that's raunchier than The Simpsons, with an inflection that indicated that the Simpsons was really raunchy. Granted that was season 11, the season I consider to be the last season of the Simpsons, none were ever made after that, you can't convince me otherwise.
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 12:29 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:With the first Gods Not Dead they had a theme song from Christian band The Newsboys. Ah, I remember the Newsboys from my ill-fated attempts at being a "Good Christian" boy in middle school circa 1993
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 20:14 |
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Pat Boone is famous entirely because he was the nice, clean white boy of rock and roll. He didn't understand Tutti Frutti, but since he was the safe alternative, his version ascended higher on the charts. He also wrote this fantastically cheesy book called Twist Twelve and Twenty that seems to show some obsession with spanking. No one remembers this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvlt6POm-lc
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 16:38 |
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WampaLord posted:It ended with resurrected Jesus stepping out of the cave. I think the last shot is of the holes in his hands. That sounds just like hook for a sequel about someone coming back for revenge!
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 14:32 |
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computer parts posted:"yo, you don't need a Sky Daddy to take care of all of your problems". I wish the stupid motherfucker I work with could grasp this concept. I swear dude is practically praying for god to do his laundry for him. EDIT: The only reason I know this, is because he has to tell everyone about it, and he's super loud, so I get to hear about every little thing about 5 times a day. Iron Crowned fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Jul 7, 2016 |
# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 12:57 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:14 |
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ZDar Fan posted:Yeah, the entire description reads like the set-up for a pro-life Punisher to me. It really would be great to have a stealth anti-pro-life movie.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 22:51 |