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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > Creating Terrible Movies in the Name of Jesus: Christian Movie Megathread
 
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Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



 The belief that fossils are millions of years old is just a belief! You know not a detailed and specific testable science that can be repeated with accuracy and precision. This is making my entire core hurt.

e: Oh my god it gets worse. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

And it ends with a sequel tease about human evolution. Tell me this exists. :unsmigghh:

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Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

FuzzySkinner posted:


I'm a little lost as to why "Duck Dynasty's" popularity is because of their religious beliefs. Every person I've ever ran into liked the show because they like to make fun of (or if they're a "redneck"? Identify with) the characters. The "religious" aspect only seems to be touted by conservatives.


Cause one of those disgusting fucks was dropping homophobic f-bombs recently and proclaimed it his religious right or some horrible garbage rear end in a top hat poo poo.

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Coffee And Pie posted:


Just what everyone wanted, a lovely movie based on a bullshit book.

Noah? :getin:

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Grendels Dad posted:

Is there a Christian movie about Halloween? I want to see a Christian movie about keeping Halloween Christian.

Have you seen the WNUF Halloween Special?

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