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Sexgun Rasputin posted:everyone's already going to unfocus their eyes and keep scrolling until they see pictures anyway so i guess it doesn't matter. How's this? 
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mirthdefect posted:How's this? it's a good post in a good thread
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uh... so does anyone know the story of solomon's seal while i work on the next update? it's not in the nights, but gets referenced a lot.
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Strict Picnic posted:uh... so does anyone know the story of solomon's seal while i work on the next update? it's not in the nights, but gets referenced a lot. It was a performing seal he had, which he came home to find getting rogered by a black slave. I base this on extrapolation from the rest of the compilation.
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IPCRESS posted:It was a performing seal he had, which he came home to find getting rogered by a black slave. The seal was actually one of his wives, who turned into a seal from screwing a black slave THAT HARD. Solomon killed the slave and then turned the seal back into his wife, who he then turned into an rear end, so that he could say "DAT rear end".
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IPCRESS posted:It was a performing seal he had, which he came home to find getting rogered by a black slave. Yeah that sounds right, there's that joke about when he takes his
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mirthdefect posted:How's this? 5'd again
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Strict Picnic posted:uh... so does anyone know the story of solomon's seal while i work on the next update? it's not in the nights, but gets referenced a lot. Here you go. You should be able to find out all you need from the references, but in layman's terms it was his signet ring that was later attributed with the power to command demons and whatnot.
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Mathhole posted:That is god drat amazing. A woman could wear that today and no one would look twice. They are even playing volleyball or some poo poo
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Neruz posted:Here you go. You should be able to find out all you need from the references, but in layman's terms it was his signet ring that was later attributed with the power to command demons and whatnot. The underlying story behind that was that, in first Jewish legend, and then Christian and Muslim legend, Solomon was so holy that he could command demons, and that he used them to build the Temple. Here's a copy of the Testament of Solomon, which dates back from the first century, and is either a Christian work that references Jewish legends, or a Jewish work that had Christian elements added to it....they're not sure. But it gives you some idea of the legends around Solomon, as well as describing various demons and the way Solomon bound them. http://www.esotericarchives.com/solomon/testamen.htm
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mirthdefect posted:How's this? lol
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Neruz posted:Here you go. You should be able to find out all you need from the references, but in layman's terms it was his signet ring that was later attributed with the power to command demons and whatnot. Had no idea there was a Jewish encyclopedia.
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paragon1 posted:Had no idea there was a Jewish encyclopedia. You should read it, the Jews are all about the Old Testament stuff and the Old Testament was when poo poo was exciting. New Testament is boring in comparison.
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Strict Picnic posted:uh... so does anyone know the story of solomon's seal while i work on the next update? it's not in the nights, but gets referenced a lot. You have to go to tear's point before, BEFORE the Lunar Cry because after the Lunar Cry you can't get it and if you don't, you can't get DoomTrain.
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LargeHadron posted:if olive oil is so good for you why are they all dead I was just saying it's good for anal, I wasn't making any other health claims.
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ashgromnies posted:I was just saying it's good for anal, I wasn't making any other health claims. i've heard somebody say that using olive oil this way, quote "smells like a dumpster out behind an olive garden" hth
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anyone even slightly interested in Arabian/Middle Eastern culture should watch East to West: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2362466 it's on Netflix
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:i don't know any that's why i'm reading this thread so i can get those stories related to me in an interesting and informative way. Hercules is the protector of the Buddha known as Vajrapani, a Greek wrestler and lightning deity. His image and legend spread east in trade, from the Mediterranean across Persia, and eventually making its way to India. The relationship between these regions predates Christ. While we refer many European languages as "Latin", there's a larger linguistic group known as Indo-Roman. We've all been much more interconnected than white historians ever give us credit for.  http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Roman_trade_and_relations History is cool as gently caress.
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Jetsetlemming posted:The relationship between these regions predates Christ. While we refer many European languages as "Latin", there's a larger linguistic group known as Indo-Roman. We've all been much more interconnected than white historians ever give us credit for. Trade and information has been passing from east to west and back again in much greater quantities for a much longer timespan than most history textbooks would have you believe. Yet another of the many errors or omissions I have discovered in my high school history classes.
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"No! No! No!" said the jinni. "Yes! Yes! Yes!" said the fisherman. "I'm throwing you back into the sea, and on this spot I will build a lodge, and I will tell any who come to fish in these waters, 'Lo, there is an evil spirit who dwells here, and promises to return the kindness of of anyone who frees him with a choice of deaths!' And you'll remain in that jar until Judgement Day!"  "Free me, and I will bring you weal." said the ifrit. "You lie! My case with you is like that of the Wazir of King Yunan with the sage Duban." "What is the story of the Wazir of King Yunan with the sage Duban?" The Tale of the Wazir and the Sage Duban There was a mighty king, with many lands, and many armies.  Yet for all of his wealth and power, none could cure his leprosy.   And then Scheherazade cut off the mad king's head with the same scimitar he used to murder his subjects.  (END) Gahhh!! I'm really sorry, but I don't have the attention span to keep this up. Since I can't think of a funny way to end it, here is the traditional gesture of thanks:  Thank you so much for reading and participating! 
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that's not how it ends you messed up
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Jan 23, 2014 07:41
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YOU FUCKER STOP TOYING WITH US
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Please don't do this to me 
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No goldminining for u
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Thank you for the awesome illustrated stories and the many penises. BTW, what the gently caress is this? A penis with leprosy?
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Alas, all good things must come to an inevitable end. Of a penis.
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Mods, cut off Strict Picnic's head
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Mathhole posted:Thank you for the awesome illustrated stories and the many penises. yes. and maggots. 
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attachment is suffering
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Strict Picnic posted:yes. and maggots. Why are the maggots green? I thought maggots were whitish/yellow. Anyway, thanks for the cool pics. I hope the leprosy cock doesn't awaken anything in me.
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lol you fucker voted 5 anyway
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Well that was disappointing.
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I enjoyed your illustrations tremendously, thank you.
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thanks for the leprous dick and all the other cool stuff too i guess
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Fireless Phoenix posted:Mods, cut off Strict Picnic's head
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Strict Picnic why are you doing this to us? Did you walk in on a black guy loving your wife?
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he walked in on a black guy loving this thread and, well, you know the rest
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Lame.
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