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Ghost of Eazy E posted:this is poo poo shut up, idiot bread
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Yo OP, was this all done in ms paint? Looks good + I like the stories.
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Dec 18, 2013 06:51
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lol at all the scrubs who never know how hosed up old folk tales are
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Dec 18, 2013 07:19
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Tell the one about the British dude who went down there and totally loving owned and led a rebellion and brought unity to the tribes and poo poo (gently caress yeah, this thread)
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Dec 18, 2013 07:24
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Parallax Scroll posted:
I spent many a day in front of this altar.
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Dec 18, 2013 07:29
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Shame about them Ay-rab nights, Americans could have hated them for their sexual mores instead of their perceived propensity for terrorism oh the paths not taken
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Dec 18, 2013 09:01
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OP, have you forsaken us? 
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Dec 21, 2013 08:31
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Is this like a sierra adventure game?
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Dec 21, 2013 16:57
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I always hated the story of the Arabian Nights because Shahryar never gets any comeuppance. The man is literally a mass murdering, serial killer, yet gets to live happy ever after at the end of the story. BS! The dude rapes and murders thousands of women, and gets a fairy tale ending.
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Dec 21, 2013 20:19
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HowSoonIsNow posted:OP, have you forsaken us? On vacation, but I'll update when I get back if there is still interest. I'd really like to hear about other translations if anyone wants to talk more about that. I've been using Burton's, and am curious who much of it he added and is not in the original tales.
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Dec 21, 2013 21:10
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Strict Picnic posted:On vacation, but I'll update when I get back if there is still interest. There is interest
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Dec 22, 2013 07:46
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HarlanHell posted:I always hated the story of the Arabian Nights because Shahryar never gets any comeuppance. The man is literally a mass murdering, serial killer, yet gets to live happy ever after at the end of the story. BS! The dude rapes and murders thousands of women, and gets a fairy tale ending. folk tales, dude e. i've got one here where this old lonely woman tries to trick a handsome man into marrying her sight unseen by pretending to be a young hot chick. when he finds out, he has her burned alive in the town square. it's considered a happy ending.
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Dec 22, 2013 07:55
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Corridor posted:folk tales, dude If this was the plot of that "catfish" show, I'd actually watch it.
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Dec 22, 2013 08:11
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Strict Picnic posted:On vacation, but I'll update when I get back if there is still interest. this thread isn't gold because there's no interest
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Dec 22, 2013 14:11
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if op was my wife i would have killed her by now
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Dec 22, 2013 15:48
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This is awesome. Take your time OP.
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Dec 22, 2013 18:22
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I'm still interested, this is great
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Dec 22, 2013 21:33
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FactsAreUseless posted:Cucking the Sultan is definitely the best Donald Fagen album.
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VeggieSmuggler posted:I'm still interested, this is great
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Dec 22, 2013 22:15
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subbed and voted 6
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Dec 22, 2013 22:54
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Wait wait wait. This wacky poo poo is based on a real story?!
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Mathhole posted:Wait wait wait. A real story, yes. A true story, no.
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Dec 24, 2013 01:30
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The art is great. Can't wait for the next installment. 
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"You killed my son. Now I must kill you." said the ifrit. The merchant begged for mercy, explaining that it was an accident, and he had not intended to harm the jinni's son. He pleaded to be allowed to return to his family.  "Yeah, whatever." said the jinni. "Look, I can't have idiot traders running around killing my kids with rocks, okay? When that happens I have to kill the idiot. If you want to go home and settle your affairs, fine. Just come back here in a year and I'll kill you then." The merchant thanked the ifrit, and returned home. After a year had past, he returned to the appointed place donned in funeral attire. A Shaykh, a very ancient man, with a gazelle approached and inquired why the man was weeping. While the trader conveyed the story of how he came to be waiting in the field, two more Shaykhs appeared, one with two dogs and the other with a she mule.  When the jinni arrived to receive his due, the first Shaykh intercepted.  "O mighty Jinni, crown of the Kings of Jan, it is truly a marvelous tale how I found myself wondering these roads. If I tell you this tale, and you also marvel, would you grant me one third of the trader's blood?" "I guess." The First Shaykh's Story "First, great Jinni, you must understand that this gazelle is not a gazelle, but my cousin. I was wedded to her long ago, and we were happy and built a quite a fortune. The time came when I needed an heir, but she was sadly barren. So I took her handmaid to my bed and produced my heir on her. Oh, what a beautiful child he was! Strong of jaw with a brow that met in the middle to form a straight line.  "As he grew he was such a help and joy to me. Unfortunately, my wife, the daughter of my uncle, did not feel the same towards him. She had studied magic since childhood. While I was away, she cornered and ensorcelled the boy and his mother.   (to be continued)
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Dec 30, 2013 11:01
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HOW DOES THE STORY CONTINUE!?
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Dec 30, 2013 11:05
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must have more story
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Dec 30, 2013 11:30
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Dammit picnic! Tell us more and we'll let you live another day.
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HarlanHell posted:I always hated the story of the Arabian Nights because Shahryar never gets any comeuppance. The man is literally a mass murdering, serial killer, yet gets to live happy ever after at the end of the story. BS! The dude rapes and murders thousands of women, and gets a fairy tale ending. http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/King_Shahryar This. This is a thing that exists You have to think of it this way. The king goes all MRA gently caress all bitches but then learns that not all women are bitches. A happy ending for the lucky lady who can change such a man
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Dec 30, 2013 12:12
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i depleted my stock last night so i'm shooting blanks right now but i'll cum anyway
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Dec 30, 2013 12:16
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shaykh just made all that up, really he just likes to gently caress gazelles
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Dec 30, 2013 16:57
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The light and shadows on the mother's body are amazing
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Dec 31, 2013 00:28
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This poo poo is bananas.
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Dec 31, 2013 02:51
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good thread and the arabian nights is way more hosed up than i remember
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Ghost of Eazy E posted:this is the good poo poo
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Dec 31, 2013 05:20
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Loving it.
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lol, was the 'brow that met to form a straight line' thing in the story? if so that's great
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Corridor posted:lol, was the 'brow that met to form a straight line' thing in the story? if so that's great Yeah. It's in Burton's translation, anyway. Back to story: "When I returned to make sacrifices, my wife had the stable hand bring me the cow that was once my concubine saying, 'This is our fattest and finest cow. She would make the best sacrifice.'   "When I slew her, there was nothing but bone and hide. Perplexed and fearing the wrath of Allah, I wished to stop sacrifices for the day, but my cousin-wife insisted we continue. She had the stable hand bring the calf that was truly my son saying, 'This one! This one next! He is our fattest and finest!'  "After witnessing the weeping calf, I refused to make another sacrifice. I gifted the calf to my stable hand and retired for the evening. "The next day, my stable hand greeted me with the strangest tale. His daughter, who is a student of magic, exclaimed upon seeing the calf, 'Father! What must you think of me, to bring strange men into the house, while I am improper?' She quickly veiled herself.  "The stable hand's daughter went on to explain that the calf was my son ensorcelled by my wife. I arranged a meeting with the girl and asked if she knew of a way to change him back. She said she did, and she would, on the condition that I wed her to my son. I consented, and she returned my son to his original form. To prevent my wife from causing further harm, the stable hand's daughter bewitched her into the gazelle you see presently.   "The children were wed, and the stable hand's daughter lived with us until she died. At that time my son took to traveling. My cousin, this gazelle, and I have been wandering in search of him, which is how you find us, now. Tell me, Jinni, is that not a marvelous tale? Does it not earn one third of the trader's blood?" "I suppose. Fine." sighed the ifrit. The second Shaykh approached.  "Powerful Jinni, my adventures were even more wondrous than his! If I recount them for you, and you agree, might I have a third of the trader's blood" "Go on." "Know, O Jinni, that these dogs are not dogs, but my brothers." (to be continued)
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Can't wait to see how this ends
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good art
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I need more of this. I bet that jinni horn would make some awesome Viagra.
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