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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF hilarious, profound, or mystifying ESL student quotes
 
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AnxiousSloth
Jul 22, 2007
Red and filled with butter, just like nature intended
When asked to write a paragraph about what you want to be a student wrote this

"I be Done doctor. I have very many money
and I help hard Negro kinds. Because very poor.
I be Done doctor. I have very many money and my mom
money and I help my mom and Be good.
and I fillial piety my mom and My father."

I think done doctor is supposed to be bone doctor.

When asked what their favorite animal was another student wrote "My favorite animal is seal. because seal is very cute and very intimacy."

God I miss teaching in Korea.

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