SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

The continued adventures of lightsaber class:

I had them draw and present inventions to the rest of the class. Lightsaber Girl did a swiss-army gold ring with lightsabers in, and one of the boys took out his own picture and said "It is a meteor. It is made of gold. It is made by God, in Heaven. It is used to destroy."

The picture was of it smiting the hell out of some fishermen, who apparently committed the sin of "Potato Shooting".

That's what he told me they did wrong, when I asked him. I don't know if that entails shooting at potatoes or shooting with potatoes, but either way it apparently makes God very angry.

Also, tiny adorable girl sitting at the back drew

"it is a castle. It is made of zombies. It is made by me. It is used to protect the princess because it is scary."