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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF hilarious, profound, or mystifying ESL student quotes
 
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ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Quincyh posted:

My biggest facepalm is one I get pretty often!

Student: Teacher, where you from?
Me: South Africa.
Student: But... *long pause* ...you're white.

Sometimes, I don't even get "but" - I just get "No." There are no white people in Africa.

Tell them you can't just ask why you're white! :argh:

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ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Ever been to a communist party, bro? You show up with a six pack and they'll let you do as many keg stands as you want.

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