Outrail posted:

I taught English for six months and can't remember any great screwups.

My favorite lesson to teach was the gently caress lesson.

"Ok, you know gently caress? Today I'm going to teach you all the ways you can use gently caress. Now 'loving fuckers hosed gently caress's gently caress.' Is this a proper sentence, why or why not?"
They'd all get so annoyed when I told them it was more or less a totally legitimate sentence. "Waait, it's just one word, how can it be all the words? gently caress you!"
"Jajaja bienvinido a ingles marico."