bringmyfishback posted:

The fourth graders are learning how to use "don't" as part of an imperative sentence. Here are the school rules they suggested, corrected slightly for grammar:

Don't dragon.
Don't touch bums.
Don't stand up OR sit down.
Don't pants.
Don't punch.
Don't kick.
Don't uppercut.
Don't MMA.
Don't do taekwondo.
Don't die.
Don't kill people.
Don't kill people except Kim Ju Ho. (Ju Ho doesn't like this rule, by the way.)
Don't bring a pig to school.
Don't Kim Jong Eun.
Don't make fire.
Don't go to hell.
Don't change into the devil.