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Alpacalips Now
Oct 4, 2013
Just started my job, so I haven't found any gold. But I envy my coworker, who teaches an advanced class with a 12 year old Taiwanese kid who is the next Lewis Sachar.

"My new P.E. teacher is not tall, but he is not short. He is not old, but he is not young. He is not fat, but he is not thin. But he is blue."

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Alpacalips Now
Oct 4, 2013
Some gems from my students' vocabulary homework:

"After I go home, my house's situations give way me be stupefied."

"In case of emergency, I have a supple mind."

"I will hit you until you tamely admit yours mistake."

Alpacalips Now
Oct 4, 2013
From a student's review of Warm Bodies:

"Maybe zombies have a sick and we should be friends with good zombies, but I hope I never meet a zombie."

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