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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF hilarious, profound, or mystifying ESL student quotes
 
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omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
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Humboldt squid posted:

"My Timeline Looks Like Sportscenter."
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real"
"I Hope It Doesn't Take For Me To Die For You To See What I Do For You"
"I Only Apply To The Sixth Amendment"

Please do not post quotes from Jaden Smith's twitter here.

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omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
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Salad Days posted:

In Japan, I was asked to help a couple high school teams prepare for a science fair competition that was being held in English against students from other Asian countries. They handed in their final presentation (a pretty hefty binder full of stuff) and I had to check the English for it. Out of nowhere was a single slide with the following: "Hello I am bug that look like stick. In Japan I am called nanafushi. I am on tree. You can look for me but can't find me."
Their project had NOTHING to do with insects :confused:

Haha, what the gently caress was it supposed to be then?

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