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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF hilarious, profound, or mystifying ESL student quotes
 
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Jan 9, 2006

I'm no shitposter; I always know how I'm posting is wrong. I'm just a guy that doesn't like reading the thread, effortposting, and respecting the mods. So if you think about it, I'm the best poster here.
 I once had a student tell me very earnestly about how Jesus Christ leaves eggs for the good little boys and girls. I burst out laughing very shortly into what would have been a wonderful story about the horrible thing the Jews did to the Easter Bunny.

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