Dashcam Thread: Yes I ran the red light pretty badly, but

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

-Zydeco- posted:

Dash Cam Australia for Dec is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YDNhwsm_5E

im the kid crashing his bike into a garbage can on an empty street

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 03:10

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 12:55

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

yeah, the ocean abhors a reduced iron atom

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 06:59

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i'll be shocked if anyone so much as sees a single day in court over this. except maybe whoever was responsible for icing the roads, as if there's one thing insurance companies love more than denying claims it's finding someone to sue into the dirt to offset the cost of the claims they can't deny

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Feb 13, 2021

# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 07:36

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

once when i was driving for one of the not-a-taxi companies, there was a drat milk crate sitting in the road right before an intersection, so while the light was red i flipped on my hazards, got out, picked it up, and tossed it aside. except when you have a not a taxi company's symbol on your car and the hazards come on everyone behind you becomes a 28 days later rage zombie, so people started laying on their horns and poo poo when i did this. til they saw me throw the milk crate, and they stopped and the guy in front did that dumbass "sorry" wave we do when we're in a car

well thats my story

# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 05:41

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

laying on the horn for a good five seconds straight has the double-bonus of helping avoid a crash AND being an rear end in a top hat, i would highly recommend it

# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 19:46

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

people post the most benign poo poo. i miss the heady days of metiorites and people getting out of Ladas with axes

# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 21:12

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

aussies slide from the womb with calloused feet

# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 02:15

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

if someone zooms past a line of cars and tries to cut in I'm certainly not making room for them, but I'm also not going to get aggro about it

# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 11:38

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

MrOnBicycle posted:

So many stupid mistakes in this one. More than usual. The "I'm not really stressed about anything" girl doing a hard brake for a yellow that turns red is why we are taught to just run the yellow in driving school here in Sweden. If you can't slow down safely, you should run it. Obivously if she wasn't on the phone and paid attention she'd be stopping for it in time as there was plenty of warning. I guess she's stressed now.

lmao imagine thinking rear ending someone is the other person's fault

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 00:20

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

idk about canada but in the US if you're waiting in an intersection to make an unprotected left it's explicitly legal for you to wait for oncoming traffic to stop before turning, even if the light turns red and you're still there because bozos are racing the yellow

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 00:53

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Godholio posted:

Depends on your state. It's definitely one of those "technically it's illegal but nobody cares" things in some states.

thats true, traffic laws are state by state, i should have specified CA

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 00:33

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

MrOnBicycle posted:

They are both bad at driving. Neither were paying attention.There is another example later in the video of a van slamming on the brakes as the light turns. Again a case of both being bad at paying attention, but if they had just carried on there would be no accident.

most collisions involve some level of mutual contribution, but that doesn't mean the dude doing the rear ending wasn't more at fault. paying attention to the person in front of you and following at a safe distance is your responsibility. paying attention to the person behind you is, largely, not.

e: also getting rear ended is virtually always safer for all involved than a cross-traffic collision, so even if she wasn't paying attention, realized it was yellow and didn't know how stale it was and in the moment decided to stop, she made the right call

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Apr 14, 2021

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 00:38

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Major Isoor posted:

a driver vomiting out of their door

i dont see this in your post history, what the hell dude

# ¿ May 2, 2021 04:21

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Hypnolobster posted:

Also trailer brakes. As long as they're in good shape and actually work, get off the gas and gently apply trailer brakes to slow the hell down. Braking just the trailer adds tongue weight, which is what fixes the problem.

And then get off the highway and take surface streets until you can get somewhere safe to move the load forwards slightly.

Yeah; this is one of the reasons to have a brake controller that lets you brake the trailer seperately. applying just the trailer's brakes applies a centering & dampening force to resist ocillation or drifting

# ¿ May 24, 2021 17:45

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Takes No Damage posted:

Not the driver, but I got U fam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD7rV3sYxhU

also i forgot to say :hellyeah:

to this

# ¿ May 25, 2021 17:24

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Kilonum posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OI7Gvk5.gifv

now THAT'S the kinda stuff i remember. thats some old school russian dashcam insanity, holy poo poo

# ¿ May 29, 2021 16:59

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Kilonum posted:

Seeing as I might be replacing it tomorrow, have the rather anti-climactic death of my first car. (start at the 2 minute mark). Cam automatically cuts into 3min chunks, couldn't have timed that ending comment better if I tried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6bllGrKYKk

link to the ai thread? lol

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 21:13

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

powered sun shades on the interior? is this some aussie thing

# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 12:12

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

wtf, just the aftermath? i am not entertained. i want carnage.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 06:51

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Dashcam Thread: Yes I ran the red light pretty badly, but

# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 20:43

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

everyone on the road, including you, is putting everyone else around them in literal mortal peril all the time and we mustnt forget that

well, everyone driving. hence the moral heirarchy of pedestrian > cyclist > motorcyclist > driver

# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 05:45

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

freeway exits should always be closed

# ¿ Oct 23, 2023 02:43

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 17:18

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

sounds like a job for the ai question thread!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3699520

ignore the "stupid" in the title, this is exactly the sort of thing this thread's great at helping troubleshoot

# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 18:44

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

typical bike-on-car cyclist imo

# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 23:09

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

West SAAB Story posted:

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i guess he'll never find out about the a119 and a129

# ¿ Nov 26, 2023 11:36

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 12:55

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Wistful of Dollars posted:

you got this avatar too i see. there's a mad avatarer afoot

# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 01:49

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