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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx


pretty much every "vintage" guitar looks stupid

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
this one's ugly as sin too

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
















edit: bort, I think the guitar you posted is hella rad

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Oh god, that's like a whole new level of ugly. That 5th one down makes me physically cringe.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Hobohemian posted:

Oh god, that's like a whole new level of ugly. That 5th one down makes me physically cringe.
Just imagine the steampunk cosplay stage getup that goes along with it.

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009

glandmine posted:

how old is the oldest acceptable age to like punk rock?

its never acceptable not to like punk

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

skander posted:

Just imagine the steampunk cosplay stage getup that goes along with it.

okay

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY


"We built this guitar for Kat Von D. Here is the story.
This guitar was commissioned by a band managed by Bam Margera, called The Moxy. It was given as a gift to Kay Von D on March 7, 2009 at The Note, a club in West Chester PA, owned by Bam Margera.. This was a party for Kat Von D's birthday, during her Book Signing tour. Many people had gifts ready, including Bam Margera's mother who had made an elegant cake.

This guitar was in my opinion not given the respect it deserved by Kat Von D, nor did she pay respect to many of the things planned for her on this night, She did her own thing, and ignored the trouble and expense of this event. When I was told to ship the guitar to her shop, by an assistant, I simply kept it for display. Here it is for sale.

The instrument plays wonderful, and is a work of art. From what I've seen, she is not."



lol he's asking 9000 bucks for that piece of poo poo

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

Stargate posted:

also i have a bc rich mockingbird because they are awesome, but bc rich's other guitars are ugly, yes.

sup mockingbro. i have a calibre classic in trans red. really a shame they did away with the calibre line but it makes sense because they were custom shop quality for half the price.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

skander posted:

Just imagine the steampunk cosplay stage getup that goes along with it.

What did you do to that vintage vacuum tube amplifier?What did you do?

I also don't get the loving deal with the goggles either.

Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Dec 24, 2013

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY


so we all agree? steampunkers are horrible people and will share a level of hell adjacent to larpers ok aye/nay

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Harry in Rio posted:



so we all agree? steampunkers are horrible people and will share a level of hell adjacent to larpers ok aye/nay

After seeing that betrayal of taste Satan himself will apologize to Judas Iscariot and start gnawing at the intestines of all steampunkers for the rest of eternity.

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012
bet that thing has some mad tone

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR


RITE???

(click for too loving huge)

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

allinonelimpbizkit.jpg

Thrillasaurus
Nov 19, 2013

ONE DAY MY LOG WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS.

circ dick soleil posted:


I used to really want a bastard v tho.

Holy poo poo it's like Lisa Frank for greasy white trash with pending domestic violence charges.

BubbleGoose
Oct 15, 2007

There are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of America--I can only choose one!

lol

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!






The second one looks awkward as gently caress to play

Loretta Trampface
Sep 12, 2006

by T. Finninho

Mister Speaker posted:



RITE???

(click for too loving huge)

no

what

what the gently caress are those "bass necks" even for? do they actually do anything?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



maybe it's not a handle, maybe it's where somebody bit a hole in it

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007



1962 jazz bass bound in leather

that looks so loving gross to hold and to play

*peels arm skin off of bass like an rear end off a couch*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Nubile Hillock posted:

















edit: bort, I think the guitar you posted is hella rad

THIS POST RUINED CHRISTMAS

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

all of this goofy stempunk poo poo can't overthrow the metal sadness that is BC RICH

Man of Many Pants
Jan 2, 2013

Is this a steam punk?

VarXX
Oct 31, 2009

bunky posted:

all of this goofy stempunk poo poo can't overthrow the metal sadness that is BC RICH

i almost bought a warlock once but then i played one

VarXX
Oct 31, 2009
it was really funny because when i asked to try it everyone in the store was like uh you sure because its a bc rich

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
God this took forever and a half to find.



Specifically, handle guitar and

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


I never played one but it looks retarded to me:



Danelectro Longhorn Bass

BlitzkriegOfColour
Aug 22, 2010

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Man of Many Pants posted:

Is this a steam punk?

This was a real thing but yeah, pretty much just steampunks and Tom Waitses are into them now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh_violin

BigSexyWitGlasses
Nov 1, 2009

idk about these guitars, but picking/strumming in the middle of the neck ftl

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




lol


best part is the you suck written on it near one of the dials

smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED

gently caress steve vai

gently caress everyone who worships steve vai ten times over

smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

jazz_fusion.gif

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001





wait does the one on the right of the teal handle guitar have a handle as well? man just loves his handles i guess

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

axolotl farmer posted:

jazz_fusion.gif


listen to this wicked bass line straight from mypos cousin larry

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

axolotl farmer posted:

jazz_fusion.gif


sorry this is the ugly guitars thread not cool guys who own thread

Funky Britches
Aug 22, 2009

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frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol whenever I see people practicing on these. You have to saddle the V cut in your leg to play it sitting down.

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