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axolotl farmer posted:jazz_fusion.gif ever hear of jaco pastorius? huh? SO HAVE I! pffffffffffff
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thx for the boner
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:lol You think it'd give him perspective.
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Dec 25, 2013 19:35
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Majority of guitarists are idiot superstitious children who think the wood their instrument is made out of matters in how it sounds coming from an amplifier so its not really surprising they have terrible taste occasionally
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Dec 25, 2013 20:26
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 alaska and hawaii available for extra skrilla
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Harry in Rio posted:
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axolotl farmer posted:jazz_fusion.gif A better fusion show: 2 guys with balding hair are air guitaring that in the audience.
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Ularg posted:You think it'd give him perspective. I put it there, upside-down, to remind me that I suck so I would practice more. It worked. I can play, now. Also, all of you Steve Vai and Seafoam Green haters can go gently caress yourselves. The only guitar playing most of you can do is acoustic strumming and guitar video games.
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Dec 25, 2013 23:50
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Dr. Faustus posted:That was my first solid-body electric. that poor jazzbox is like what did i do why am i even here wtf
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Dec 26, 2013 00:00
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I was just starting when these were new and hot. Even back then to my untrained eye they just seemed cheesy and they certainly have not aged well.
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Dec 26, 2013 00:12
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I, too, hate people who like Steve Vai. People who say that "G3" or whatever is the best band ever are always insufferable music snobs. Soon leads to being told how awful Kurt Cobain was.
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Dec 26, 2013 00:36
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Harry in Rio posted:
That's a great looking guitar. Mockingbirds are fantastic.
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Dec 26, 2013 00:39
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Oh hey it's a Dr. Seussaphone
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There are tons of stereotypes out there. I love that D'Aquisto as much as my JEMs or my home-built Strat-style or my 1930's Martin Orchestra model, which, BTW, my Grandfather bought from Mel Bay in St. Louis and has passed down to me. I know this is the new FYAD-lite so it's wrong to actually like anything, and tearing people down is the joy of the anonymous hater; but I come from a long line of musicians (guitarists specifically) and I enjoy a good song. I do not apologize for my taste, my honesty, or the fact that I am earnest about my music and my instruments. I've been around this place a long time and I am used to the negativity. I can love a complex piece from a guy like Vai (really, hating on a performer who graduated from Berklee and started out with Frank Zappa and P.I.L.) or anything by Nirvana or Bela Fleck, from three-chord simplicity to crazy progressive stuff, from single note solos to the most terrifying virtuosity (e.g. Tommy Emmanuel or Michael Hedges or Robben Ford), I just follow my ears and I love music. Piano music, classical music, old Hip-Hop, acoustic wizardry, searing country/bluegrass, whatever owns. I love a vintage Fender or Gibson as much as I love my pointy, cheesy Ibanezes (they were very much in vogue when I got serious about playing and we knew they were cheesy then) and they hold a special place in my heart. There is no accounting for taste, true, but my final word here is that I love my guitars like my own children, and I have devoted 27 years to collecting this gear and learning to make music with it. Thanks for your time. It's nice to see my collection getting so much attention, even if it's mostly just Crapslock et. al loving with me because I like my Xbox.
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Going by quote count, Goons think the greatest crime you can commit against a guitar is paint it teal and put a loving handle on it.
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Dr. Faustus posted:There are tons of stereotypes out there. I love that D'Aquisto as much as my JEMs or my home-built Strat-style or my 1930's Martin Orchestra model, which, BTW, my Grandfather bought from Mel Bay in St. Louis and has passed down to me.  and that guitar is legit ugly. sorry
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Steve Vai is cool he is self aware and cultivates his image intentionally. How else do you become the guitarist behind the Wyld Stallyns?
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Dr. Faustus posted:There are tons of stereotypes out there. I love that D'Aquisto as much as my JEMs or my home-built Strat-style or my 1930's Martin Orchestra model, which, BTW, my Grandfather bought from Mel Bay in St. Louis and has passed down to me. Didn't read, don't care. Guitar still ugly. World spins on.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Going by quote count, Goons think the greatest crime you can commit against a guitar is paint it teal and put a loving handle on it. Leo was a tightwad and used to buy up unused car paint at low prices to use on his guitars. It's a throwback to the surf era more than anything else.
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One thing I really like about Via's guitars is that he scallops the high frets which lets you run the action lower while being able to really grab the strings for bends. I have a ibanez 3750z and I wish it had the scalloped frets.
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Razor blade on the 12th fret, but you can't slash your wrists with it. Fail.
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i actually like these and considered buying this exact same one am i a bad person
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Southern by looks, Korean by the grace of god
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Dr. Faustus posted:That was my first solid-body electric. post your music asap
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Dr. Faustus posted:There are tons of stereotypes out there. I love that D'Aquisto as much as my JEMs or my home-built Strat-style or my 1930's Martin Orchestra model, which, BTW, my Grandfather bought from Mel Bay in St. Louis and has passed down to me. sorry that your family line is a bunch of guitarists probs should break the chain yourself and take up a respectable instrument
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that's beautiful
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bunky posted:post your music asap Dylan-D posted:sorry that your family line is a bunch of guitarists
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glandmine posted:'sure I'll learn to play a guitar and do gay solos in 2014 when rap music exists' - some of you idiots Hahaha rap isn't music dumbass
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you must be confused; this isn't the serious ownage guitar thread
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ya know, i was just looking for the "kill bon jovi" on hetfield's old flying V and found this as a bonus:  
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Dec 26, 2013 02:36
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Wasn't steve vai the name of that gook from smashing pumpkins?
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 Predamaged new guitar!
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Salt Fish posted:
SO agreed. I hate relicing new guitars. It's just a poser move to establish fake cred.
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Dr. Faustus posted:SO agreed. I hate relicing new guitars. It's just a poser move to establish fake cred. Lol r u for real
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causticBeet posted:Lol r u for real "Look how many years' worth of cigarettes have burned my headstock before I bought it last week!" Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Dec 26, 2013 |
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You could have just said yes jfc
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