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^You poo poo yourself when you die, so yeah.
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Horror Queefs posted:i think they look alright. i have a jackson flying v, although i prefer the Dinky style ones but this was free, anyway, if you usually play sitting down, the v's really really suck. if you want a cool "metal" guitar style then get one with the Explorer style IMO Explorers own but boy are they loving heavy.
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Dr. Faustus posted:After you. i don't have anything to prove here you loving ding-dong. i've posted poo poo that i've been working on in the past and never came into a thread trying to stick up for my goofy guitar collection or whatever the gently caress it is you're doing here. you painted "you suck" on your volume knob so you wouldn't suck anymore and apparently that's all it took and now you don't suck. prove it.
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Dr. Faustus posted:
it was only you, no offense man but if we allow one person to poo poo up the thread with huge, well formatted and punctuated blocks of text then everyone will want to do it
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Dec 26, 2013 04:59
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Harry in Rio posted:
giant pecan pie
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Dec 26, 2013 05:02
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Irradiation posted:Explorers own but boy are they loving heavy. I haven't played an explorer before but my warlock weighs 12 lbs--double what my strat weighs -- and it's loving smooth sounding
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Dec 26, 2013 05:07
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ZombieParts posted:I haven't played an explorer before but my warlock weighs 12 lbs--double what my strat weighs -- and it's loving smooth sounding Don't know exactly but it's more than my friends bass.
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Dec 26, 2013 05:12
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must post an ugly guitar if you're gonna post music there's nothing ugly about the Epi Masterbilt, even if it was made in an orwellian hellhole but then there's this  go city name sports team https://soundcloud.com/harryinrio/epimasterbilt-1
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Dr. Faustus posted:"Horror Queefs," how many posters singled you out and put up pics of your personal guitars in this thread to attack you for your taste in instruments? I can't help that I'm being stalked by console warriors. This is the "Ugly Guitars" thread. You have ugly guitars. hth.
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Dec 26, 2013 05:18
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fyi im opening a guitar school wherein i write "you suck" on your fender squire stratocaster. thanks for coming. that will be $50.
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Dec 26, 2013 05:22
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Dec 26, 2013 05:23
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ffs p90s on that you can't polish a turd
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Dec 26, 2013 05:24
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Harry in Rio posted:ffs p90s on that for real that needs emgs or at least sd blackouts
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bunky posted:i don't have anything to prove here you loving ding-dong. i've posted poo poo that i've been working on in the past and never came into a thread trying to stick up for my goofy guitar collection or whatever the gently caress it is you're doing here. you painted "you suck" on your volume knob so you wouldn't suck anymore and apparently that's all it took and now you don't suck. prove it. In 2001 the SA Musician's Lounge proposed a little solo contest. The idea was that you choose a backing track from a list of mp3s and then lay down a solo on the instrument of your choice. This was my entry, but the contest never actually happened. I used my homebuilt Strat-style and the pair of Peavey combos that someone posted earlier. No effects, 75% gain, a little room reverb. I was going for a Robben Ford vibe but the chord progression was odd. As usual, a little EVH and Paul Gilbert found their way in there, but that's what I intended to share for the contest 12 years ago: http://tindeck.com/listen/clxa Later on, I was learning to use Reaper and Amplitube 3 on my laptop, and I decided to test out its Fender amps by trying to make a dual-amp setup to re-create the intro to Texas Flood. I programmed Toontrack drums, played bass, and played the guitar part. I stopped right where the vocals should start. Same ugly guitar.  http://tindeck.com/listen/mpih And just for your amusement (horror), this is a live recording of me and a couple friends banging out the live version of Joe Satriani's "Memories" from his live EP. It's just my red Ibanez 770DX through a Rocktron Chameleon. This is the live mix right off the board. None of us could quite remember the whole tune so we took turns getting lost, but I still enjoy it. http://tindeck.com/listen/mghk That's this ugly guitar:  Sorry for ruining your thread. I'm still getting used to being stalked.
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Dr. Faustus posted:That's all it took? So, the years of practice? Nevermind, here: ah ha, not clicking any of that poo poo. nice try dickbag. kick rocks.
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Dec 26, 2013 05:52
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Three-Phase posted:Is that Andrew WK? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xxZjbfVlN8
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glandmine posted:'sure I'll learn to play a guitar and do gay solos in 2014 when rap music exists' - some of you idiots I can't rap because i'm white you loving idiot oval office
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Why are guitars still a thing in 2014? Do you watch XTREME SPORTS after listening to a "shredding" solo?
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 is that the same one? are there more of them? does he dress it up? burn everything
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Dec 26, 2013 06:37
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bunky posted:ah ha, not clicking any of that poo poo. nice try dickbag. kick rocks. Ularg posted:This is the "Ugly Guitars" thread. You have ugly guitars. hth.
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Dec 26, 2013 06:40
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does it have balls too
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Dec 26, 2013 06:46
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I want to break Princes guitar.... That long thing... Snap. Oh sorry Mr Artist (hands broken pieces down about 5 feet to prince)
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Dec 26, 2013 06:47
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gently caress all the BC Rich and Dean haters in this thread. The pointier your guitar the more brutal your riffs, proven science. I'm shocked this thread made it this far without this steamer:
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fender japan used to make a tele with a sweet headstock and a floyd  could do without the f-hole though e: better pic  that neck on an archtop strat would slay. fmic really missed the boat Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Dec 26, 2013 |
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here's a wasted piece of wood
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ZombieParts posted:here's a wasted piece of wood christ it has the aesthetics of a tramp stamp
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Arsenio lookin good
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ZombieParts posted:here's a wasted piece of wood wasted? not if my halloween-themed cover band has anything to say about it!
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Dec 26, 2013 09:00
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guitarists in groups of more than two or by themselves are insufferable. and yes i play guitar. gently caress you pat metheny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp1wHZfZz9s
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Dec 26, 2013 09:16
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 a guitar made for goro i guess
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Dec 26, 2013 09:18
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Corek posted:does it have balls too You can see it in this clip at around the 3:30 mark. Just the shaft. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heqswnD08Y
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Shithouse Dave posted:FARTY HARD Dude looks like he fartied so hard he sharted his brains out
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 this was my first guitar. i was also really into dream theater 
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Wangsbig posted:
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