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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



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Sep 11, 2001




no. just no.

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Sep 11, 2001



glandmine posted:

how old is the oldest acceptable age to like punk rock?

never because punk is terrible

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




lol


best part is the you suck written on it near one of the dials

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Sep 11, 2001





wait does the one on the right of the teal handle guitar have a handle as well? man just loves his handles i guess

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Harry in Rio posted:



alaska and hawaii available for extra skrilla

:911:

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Dr. Faustus posted:

There are tons of stereotypes out there. I love that D'Aquisto as much as my JEMs or my home-built Strat-style or my 1930's Martin Orchestra model, which, BTW, my Grandfather bought from Mel Bay in St. Louis and has passed down to me.

I know this is the new FYAD-lite so it's wrong to actually like anything, and tearing people down is the joy of the anonymous hater; but I come from a long line of musicians (guitarists specifically) and I enjoy a good song. I do not apologize for my taste, my honesty, or the fact that I am earnest about my music and my instruments. I've been around this place a long time and I am used to the negativity.

I can love a complex piece from a guy like Vai (really, hating on a performer who graduated from Berklee and started out with Frank Zappa and P.I.L.) or anything by Nirvana or Bela Fleck, from three-chord simplicity to crazy progressive stuff, from single note solos to the most terrifying virtuosity (e.g. Tommy Emmanuel or Michael Hedges or Robben Ford), I just follow my ears and I love music. Piano music, classical music, old Hip-Hop, acoustic wizardry, searing country/bluegrass, whatever owns.

I love a vintage Fender or Gibson as much as I love my pointy, cheesy Ibanezes (they were very much in vogue when I got serious about playing and we knew they were cheesy then) and they hold a special place in my heart.

There is no accounting for taste, true, but my final word here is that I love my guitars like my own children, and I have devoted 27 years to collecting this gear and learning to make music with it.

Thanks for your time. It's nice to see my collection getting so much attention, even if it's mostly just Crapslock et. al loving with me because I like my Xbox.

:bravo2:

and that guitar is legit ugly. sorry

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Harry in Rio posted:



jesus died on a hill made entirely out of gravy

or diarrhea

giant pecan pie

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Sep 11, 2001



CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



:stonk: is that the same one? are there more of them? does he dress it up? burn everything

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Sep 11, 2001





Third World Reggin posted:

Someone post the Dr. Faustus asperger forza post

just look at this rap sheet lol

Spanish Manlove posted:

captain capslock i sincerely wish you would stop posting because you really fuckin suck

:(

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Spanish Manlove posted:

captain capslock i sincerely wish you would stop posting because you really fuckin suck

help me spinner-man

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Sep 11, 2001





bunky posted:

holy poo poo this dude is the worst. i'm just going to pretend he doesn't exist now. sorry everyone. check out this weird guitar


why is it fuzzy / hairy? i probably dont even want to know

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Sep 11, 2001



Tempus Fugit posted:

Hey guys, now that Faustus is gone I feel safe in sharing his dirty little secret. I've uncovered something interesting -



you got rid of the dog you monster

flip the image so the dog can look depressed next to his fat hairy master

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