It's Tony Stark, he gives zero fucks.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 00:58 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:35 |
I love you.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2014 02:56 |
Mister Beeg posted:Oh yeah, I'm a Sergio Aragones fan. He's one of the reasons why I still buy Mad nowadays (also Deep Hurting, who does work for the magazine). Did the "Funnies" comic ever get a collected edition? I'd be all over that.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2014 02:27 |
Midnight Moth posted:She's going to report Les for acting in self-defense? What was he supposed to do? I mean Knute's the one who just grappled him from behind and Les just punched him back and walked off. And why are they insisting on pursuing and harassing Les some more? God this comic. He must be properly punished for having to pee.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2014 01:09 |
Mister Beeg posted:
I was wondering if this particular bit was going to be in Thorn.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 02:52 |
So I guess cable news is not a thing in the Funky-verse?
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2014 15:12 |
EasyEW posted:
"We All Float Down Here, Charlie Brown"
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 15:00 |
JohnnyCanuck posted:Doc Ock nearly married May, without ever knowing that she was doting aunt to his ARCHNEMESIS! And then, years later, when he downloaded his mind into Peter Parker's body, he tormented him with memories of them having sex. I'm not making that up.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2014 15:02 |
WeaponGradeSadness posted:I like how they forgot all about their friend they called in to save their asses, like, 3 seconds after they didn't immediately need him anymore. Let's also note Toni taking the time to put a dig in on her brother for teaching the kid the skill that got their irresponsible asses out of trouble.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 20:54 |
Wow, how much of a narcissist is Funky's wife? "We are the only people who fear for our child when news of dead soldiers hits the airwaves."
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2014 16:30 |
Chim-Chim is Speed's kid brother's pet chimp. Or did you mean who is the character playing Chim-Chim?
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2014 15:02 |
Julet Esqu posted:
If only he had some sort of device that would shoot a strand of superstrong material to catch the girder in mid-air.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 13:59 |
Julet Esqu posted:
gently caress you, Luann.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 14:08 |
Julet Esqu posted:
Until recently, she spent a lot of time at the Forth house. I'd be surprised if she didn't know who Wang Chung were.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 01:48 |
RevKrule posted:And my point is proven! That smarmy rear end in a top hat overheard them talking and now is going to go home and setup his snipebot to gently caress this bitch over. Why? Because he's sick of hearing her talk about how she keeps getting free comics because she knows someone in the military. No, what's going to happen is, the reason nobody's made a bid after he did is that guy recognized her on ebay, because she used the screenname "wallysmom" or something, and told all his nerd buddies who were bidding on the comic her story, so they let her have it. And Batiuk thinks this is poignant and moving, because he didn't stop to think about how condescending it would be to show Mrs. Funky only being able to succeed in her quest because of male comic fans watching out for her.
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# ¿ May 7, 2014 02:12 |
If that treadmill was going at any decent speed, Funky should at least be pretty badly bruised. Of course, pain is the status quo in Westview, so who knows if he noticed.
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# ¿ May 14, 2014 02:01 |
BlankIsBeautiful posted:Christ, what's next? A cattle prod? I can just see her... "DANCE YOU loving FAT SLOB!! DANCE!!!!" In an odd coincidence, I just read Stephen King's "Quitters, Inc.". Oh, and Funky is now seriously injured. At this rate, he'll be dead by the end of the week.
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# ¿ May 15, 2014 02:14 |
We were given our class rankings every semester. This led to a hilarious conclusion where the guy who had been in the top spot all the way through high school got displaced in the last semester by somebody else, and gave the most petulant, phoned-in salutatorian speech ever. Also, I'd like to remind everyone that Leslie Knox's last villainous act in the strip was to try to take a whiz in the boy's bathroom.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 01:50 |
Lookee what I got, fuckers! Thanks, Death Ray!
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 13:29 |
I thought this was a TV movie, not a series? Also, table reads are good. They're the first part of the filming process. They mean everything's been cast.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2014 13:57 |
EasyEW posted:
Eh, close enough. Nobody calls it "San Diego Comic-Con International", though. It's "ComicCon", "San Diego", or "San Diego ComicCon" if you're writing an article or something. Batiuk has actual comic professionals ghost for him occasionally, so I don't know what the deal is.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 01:53 |
EasyEW posted:
god dammit Batiuk you are friends with Tony Isabella run this poo poo by him
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 00:08 |
Y'know, if Luann and Quill come out of that prop closet to find the world's been destroyed in a nuclear holocaust, it'll be worth it.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 12:11 |
Please, God, let the rest of the Enforcers be in this Spidey arc too.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 02:31 |
Jesus, now Batiuk's killing off real people in his comic.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2014 15:35 |
RevKrule posted:I didn't think this story line could get more boring and dragged out any longer but here we are. I can't decide if I want to kill Les or myself.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 23:51 |
She chose... poorly.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 12:25 |
1. "Diversity University"? gently caress you, Batiuk. 2. Could Greg Evans be any whiter?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 23:47 |
Spanish Matlock posted:Is the moral here supposed to be "everywhere is actually America now. Foreigners are a myth." More like "Forget about making the world a better place and accept your future as a cube jockey." I imagine right about now Delta is licking envelopes for a crooked Congressman.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 15:57 |
I just wanna say, it is bullshit that this Spidey arc hasn't brought in the other Enforcers yet.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 14:21 |
EasyEW posted:Funky Winkerbean He was a dude with a magic talisman that could transfer his mind into the body of a giant gold-furred gorilla, so you tell me.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 13:58 |
bonestructure posted:You know, around the time of the Les and Cayla Get Married storyline, I pointed out how Batiuk started drawing her differently as soon as she became engaged to Les -- before then, she wore her hair natural (in fact there was an entire storyline where she stopped straightening it and her daughter told her how good it looked natural) and her features and skin were drawn colored differently. Maybe I just expressed myself badly, but everyone in the thread jumped on me and called me a racist with remarks like "Please, tell us how black people should wear their hair?!" But what I was complaining about was that Cayla used to be that rarity among newspaper comics, a person of color who was recognizably drawn as such. The only reason why I am even opening that can of worms up again is that the whitewashing of this character now that she's Les' wife has reached a ridiculous new peak. This is seriously supposed to be the same person? Now she looks like Jennifer Aniston with a light tan. Les has been slipping her drugs that are slowly turning her into Lisa. Next the hair goes blonde.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 13:53 |
Julet Esqu posted:The Amazing Spider-Man Oh no! Cecil the Sea Serpent has turned to a life of crime!
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 13:44 |
Julet Esqu posted:
Or elevators.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 13:32 |
Really Pants posted:They were based on this picture: The best one was Apollo from The Authority. He just said "We're very good friends."
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 13:46 |
EasyEW posted:
This is in no way allowed. Also, Bull doesn't have backup players?
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 13:39 |
BlankIsBeautiful posted:This is true. I was the CIO of a small health insurance company years ago, and saw it all from the inside. We used to expend large amounts of time making sure that you didn't get money from us, because, hell, we we're trying to make a profit here. The "for profit" logic applies to many other types of insurance too, but health insurance is, by far, the worst. And The Incredibles did it better in what, five minutes? I always wondered what happened to Shermy. Senior Woodchuck fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Sep 29, 2014 |
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 16:09 |
Darthemed posted:
Here's one that went right over my 7-year-old head. quote:All that fanart of grown-up Calvin ignores the extreme likelihood that he grew up to be a neckbeard, doesn't it?
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 14:27 |
If this storyline in Luann ends with Gunther going full Norman Bates, it'll be worth it.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 20:40 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:35 |
Julet Esqu posted:Luann Better idea, Rosa: You be on the van, and Gunther can be under it. I dunno, Pete, maybe because you don't have any real reason to be on the movie set?
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 17:25 |