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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Reply all pops up every day, or every few days. I don't know who regularly posts it though.
Brooke makes no sense and repeatedly commits offenses against the art of storytelling.
Raine Dog was exactly what it looked like.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Ghostlight posted:

I disagree, and offer this as evidence.



Needs a train.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

drat. Could anyone else get away with that in the papers?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He'll try and recharge it when it's tired by hooking it up to the mains.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It has a 2002 date on it, so probably.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Who even does the colouring? The authors frequently seem to have no input (as shown by the number of cartoons we see where the colourist has hosed up the joke). Is it some random at the syndicate getting the inks?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Normally done by increasing the angle.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Looks like colourist gently caress-up. Same way that the dad's disappears after it meets the steering wheel.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's about 2.5-3 times the size of my 1 bed flat.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's found his boy a wife!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Julet Esqu posted:

Sally Forth


That doesn't really look like a blizzard. That looks like "some snow".

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Why is she shouting "knock"?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That is the actual opposite of a joke.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dude should really donate some of that stuff to museums.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

CzarChasm posted:

Well I have good news for you Mr. Bad Guy, the Righes don't exist. They never did. Because righes is a made up word.

How did that get past an editor?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Julet Esqu posted:

Worlds best liar here. And her deception hinges on Leslie believing there are hidden cameras in a bathroom frequented by underage kids and nobody's worried about a lawsuit.

You've obviously never lived in a real surveillance culture: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/sep/11/cctv-cameras-school-changing-rooms

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Tiggum posted:

I just cannot figure out what's going on in this comic. :confused:

The boy on the left is trying to convince the boy on the right to take his shoes off and go barefoot. The boy in the middle is refusing because the third child, his little brother, will tell their parents and get him in trouble. The small child lacks belt or braces and is requesting a pin to hold his trousers up with.

The dawg is interested in the tree, or its contents.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A cup is a lot of chorizo.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



VIET
NAM
VET

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He has confused the speed of sound with the speed of light. That is the joke.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Comic New York is probably subjected to so many localised sonic booms that Reed Richards has built special dampening systems into the road surface so that it doesn't even mess people's hair.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is it Jim Doherty of the railroad police?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Mr. Squishy posted:

It used to be a gag-a-day strip set in high-school or college and they all hung out at Funky's pizza palace. Then Batuik got a bee in his bonnet and set out to prove that newspaper strips can handle the serious issues. He did a time-jump, and now each story-line handles some tragedy or illness in a really heavy-handed way. The closest we get to humour is grim puns, or the occasional Sunday strip dedicated to the golden-age of comics.

Don't forget Crankshaft, that has repeatedly flashed forwards and shown its main character as a barely mobile old man in a home with dementia.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
So, the Phantom looks like he has enough money to buy off the national debt of most of Africa.

Kind of like a super-villain would.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think even Popeye would stop short of showing a child being hanged on the comics page, no matter how poorly it's working.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Maybe the secret mind-wiping formula will give her cancer and there can be a Funky Winkerbean crossover.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man




3J loves Petey after all. :3:

Nah, the presence of one of his newspaper's photographers has just made smashing the tank worthwhile. Those pictures will sell a ton of papers!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No, I think that's actually coherent. The mother-in-law has discovered the pause button on her tv remote, and so phonecalls no longer have to be cut short due to her programmes starting.

It is a classic "I wish I didn't have to talk to my mother-in-law" joke.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
What kind of trifle doesn't have slightly too much booze in it?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Bitchtits McGee posted:

Well, in their defense, the Phants really did have them over a hell of a barrel, there. But still, their ship didn't even have guns until the Earthlings installed them?! :psyduck:

They're prey animals so they're not allowed to fight back, duh.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Rex doesn't look that much like Rex either.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Drakyn posted:

... he said he'd never been talked to so rudely in his life before and he couldn't believe the nerve, how do you let your employees treat people like that, I've been cottaging up here for thirty years and I've never been spoken to this way, and on and on and on and.
He was buying a single stick of butter. I still have no idea what made him want that butter so much

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging ??

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
White privilege.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's had time to see them in danger on the TV, get changed and swing over there to rescue them. Why is there traffic still moving underneath them?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I assume it's a hygiene thing to prepare it for working in hospitals.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Shove the rat into the beaker and seal it with wax.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I like Val's iron nipple guards.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Julet Esqu posted:

Prince Valiant


A rare art error there by the Valiant team. The sword was probably moved to make way for the text, but it looks like it's sticking out from between his fingers now.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
drat. I feel he should be congratulated and condemned for that in equal measure.

I think the final panel he insists on sticking on them ruins it somehow. A simple panel of "yes" would work much better.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think Red & Rover is meant to be set in the past.

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