Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


And that, children, is where roofies come from!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


I want to believe Peter's just going to walk away muttering something about life being too short.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Man... Stark's brain gets better service than his phone.

Now, Peter we all know what happens then. It will end with Mephisto and bad things.

Also, if the entire storyline ended right there with it just being an alcohol fueled delusion of Tony's...GREATEST. STORY. EVER.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Say Nothing posted:

I can't tell what is an edit anymore.
Thanks tits.

Comic Strip Megathread XVI: Thanks, Tits.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Stultus Maximus posted:

Foreshadowing For Dummies™

Who cares, look at Jonah's face, dude's having the time of his life! :haw:

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Midnight Moth posted:

What phone has a flash for the front-facing camera?

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.me.frontcam

Boom.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Right here.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom



1. Thief guy looks like a pimp.
2. Sunday Phantom is the world's biggest troll.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T INVOKE THAT WHICH SHOULD NOT BE SPOKEN!!!!!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Tiggum posted:

The "Amazing" Spider-Man


Yeah, Pete, it didn't exactly go well for May the last time you revealed to the world you were Spider-Man, now did it?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Midnight Moth posted:

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

How much is green Canada-money worth? Since Mahood is a Canuck.

Twenty bucks. Well worth chasing after.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Tiggum posted:

Woah, those notes look huge. How big are they?

Not that big. I like how our twenties look minty fresh now.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SwpoZhC_sE

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


"And you were there! And you were there!"

The entire arc would be instantly redeemed if she looked at a family photo and her dad was wearing a lampshade.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Selachian posted:

I guess they thought a big red splash of blood would be too much for the delicate sensibilities of the comic-strip-reading public.

Also, Prom Makeup Luann in the second panel looks all kinds of weird.

I think it's because she normally doesn't have any lip definition in the day to day strip, now she looks like a blonde version of her mom.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
I really can't decide who I hate more now, Brooke, Batuik, or Gilchrest. I mean, Brooke is as insufferable as always, but this whole "YOUR FATHER WAS AN rear end in a top hat" plot that Batuik is up to is annoying me on a whole new level, and I just want to start punching Gilchrest and never ever stop.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

amishjosh posted:

Hah, I was digging through an old drive from my previous computer and found a folder with a handful of edits from some of the old threads. Looks like some of them are still getting posted in the OP of this thread too


































Also found a link to The Bus

edit:apparently I didn't note down who these were by, apologies to the people who did them

Hitler Jonah was one of mine. There was another where he was screaming about Spiderman being in league with the Jews, but it's lost to time I suppose.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

catlord posted:

The president of Bangalla is The Fonz?

I'm pretty sure it's Obama, so the current iteration of Phantom is set in 2017.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



The mystery is resolved...on a Wednesday. Which means that we get to wallow in it for another three days.

We all knew this was going to be resolved this way, but I am still filled with rage and loathing at this loving comic.

Hey guess what, people can be awesome to their kids and absolute fucktards to the rest of the world, who'd have thunk it?!?:argh:

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Tiggum posted:

Look how much bigger his head is than hers. :downs:

Holy poo poo, you're right, he's John Merrick!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

The gently caress, did Ringo just drop dead or something??

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


Question. When did the Phantoms stop wearing those pimp hats and capes? And why???

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

I was looking for a good film quote to sum up my feelings about this loving storyline and I think this is just about perfect:



*ahem*




Stick your cock up her rear end, you mother-loving worthless cocksucker!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

tiistai posted:

5 bucks? Wow, comic books are cheap in the USA.

Your average book from DC is about 2.99

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


:dance: YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Kumaton posted:

This caused me to Google Guy Gilchrist to see if that's what he actually looked like (it is), and thanks to that I now know he did/does the Muppets comic strip.
I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.

I feel that Jim Henson is spinning in his grave, does that help?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



Even the Depression Cat can't deal with Les's bullshit today.

Ok, I'll be the one to ask.

Why is his cat talking to him? And why hasn't he checked himself into a psych ward in response?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Flagrant Abuse posted:

I saw the Phantom movie on TV last night. It was really bad and I kind of regret watching it.

Billy Zane makes an okay Phantom though.

He was up against Bruce Campbell for the part.


Bruce would've been a loving amazing Phantom.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

HE COMES.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Blhue posted:

It must be difficult to guard that prison, what with the prisoners uniforms being exactly the same color as the guard uniform.

I'd rather wear that color uniform than the ones in Ernest Goes to Jail.



Hot. Pink.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Goddamn it, Ock, PICK A SIDE!!!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Ok, I absolutely love how loving :smug: Ock is in that second panel.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


And now, the storyline which sees Spidey just start drinking and never ever stop.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Wanamingo posted:

Nancy


Hell if I know.

Gilchrest's creative process, I think.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Magic Hate Ball posted:

They'll have a wacky summer and talk about looking forward to being freshman, and then when September rolls around they'll be ninth-graders and the process will start anew.

Oh God, if he Groundhog Day-s this loving strip, I will be truly horrified.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Darthemed posted:

Look at you, acting like Death Race 2000 doesn't exist.

Look at both of you, pretending that Riding With Death isn't a thing.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


"Lust for Lisa"? I'm smelling a porn movie. 'Mason Jarr' is OK for a porn star name, but the blonde with TNT (two nice tits) should be 'Sherry Hairicooch' and the son should be 'Harry Paratestes'. Then the whole demented movie plot would really come together.

Here's the thing I really don't get about this loving insipid storyline: Lifetime loving loves syrupy schlock like this. What the gently caress is, what is it, CME? TAKE YOUR lovely BOOK TO A DIFFERENT NETWORK YOU BRAIN-DEAD HACK!!!!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Waitaminute. Hot air balloon? Frankenstein Island?

There's something very goddamned familiar about this...

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



God loving drat it. I hate to :spergin:, but that's not the loving line you bastard of a hack.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

The Heckler posted:

I can't stand Intelligent Life, here's a small pallette cleanser:

UNRELENTING HORROR

gently caress YOU.

  • Locked thread