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Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:


Bloom County looks to the past.



Mister Beeg asks, I deliver:

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Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Aardmania posted:


9 Chickweed Lane


Brooke must be trying to add more gags to the strip.

It's absolutely amazing that the guy with the single most obnoxiously pretentious blog I've ever seen makes a living drawing soft-core porn for the funny pages.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Kismet posted:



This read very differently before I scrolled down. :stare:

Yeah, I hate it when the colorists screw up that badly.
Good news, though! GoComics just posted the corrected version this morning:

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Johnny Walker posted:



Maybe Sarah is like that kid in the Twilight Zone movie that can do anything and keeps her family hostage because they're too afraid to confront her.

Preview from next week's storyline:

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Johnny Walker posted:


Mary Worth



Mary cuts up sponges as Hanna and Sean finally have their "duet." And drat Hanna looks ready to "flute."


Here we see a woman about to channel all of her rage and frustration into her fluting.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Can anybody tell me the plot of this strip? I've been trying to follow it since the end of the Romeo & Juliet bit and for the life of me can't make any sense of what's going on from day to day. There's a fairy who's a tree and possibly sometimes a succubus and they're underwater in a hentai moment and then in space and there's a chef and now the fairy is wearing a green barrette, the kind you'd find in a secondhand store.

What?

Are any of these sequences related to each other, or is this like some horrible dream where chunks of things just happen for no reason?

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

How this arc need to end:

A man in a trench coat bursts into the art class. “Stop right there! This man is an impostor! His real name is Professor Moriarty, from the psychology department! This whole class has been nothing but another of his nefarious experiments in human behavior! The real Zebo has been tied up in his basement all along!”

Moriarty shakes his fist angrily. “Curse you, Dean of Student Affairs! You’ve foiled my plans for the last time!”


How I know it will end:

Luann becomes so inspired by the awesome Zebo that she decides to become an artist herself. The End.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Celebrity Ghost posted:

I get the feeling less prisoners would want to kill Mandrake and his wife if they didn't have the wedding announcement inexplicably playing, on loop, over a prison loudspeaker system, 24/7

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Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Helicity posted:

It must be incredibly personal, considering it was written by cancer-wife to a person she never met. It would be amazing if she broke the DVD in half and threw it in that brat's face, but we all know she's going to watch it, cry, and tell Les how wonderful he is and how lucky she is to have him.

It's a sex tape that cancer-wife secretly recorded. With Les left in a stupor after a three hour long marathon she turns to the hidden camera and whispers, "Bitch, you'll never make him scream like I do."
Fade to black.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

EasyEW posted:

Back To B.C.





B.C. is making me irrationally angry.

Look! Married couples everywhere! Even though we just saw a bunch of strips where nobody has ever seen a woman before, where the only woman here in the garden of Eden is thought to be some strange new creature!

Which one is it, ghost of Johnny Hart? Are your cavemen freshly formed from the clay by the hand of a loving god, innocent in the ways of the world or have we just been following the adventures of a particularly idiotic band of men cast out of the village lest they contaminate the genepool? And how the hell do we have a dude wearing eyeglasses when none of your idiot cavemen have ever seen fire before?

NONE OF THIS ADDS UP GHOST OF JOHNNY HART!!!!!!!



Gonna go take my meds now.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Wanamingo posted:



Inspector Danger




Seconding the notion that it was the neighbor. He heard the murder but didn't even look up from what he was doing, not even to call 911?
And yes, the solution on this one makes zero sense. Another innocent man sent to the chair by Inspector Danger(ous).

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
You know what? There used to be a whole lot more posted in this thread. Maybe a few of us lurkers should try contributing! –hint hint-
I know we used to have Cul de Sac as a regular thing but it seems to have died off. I hope the previous poster doesn’t mind if I pick it up along with a few new items.

Big Nate


Frazz


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate
The conservative ideal. Our hero lifts himself up by the bootstraps.


Frazz
drat lazy millennials dreaming of somebody handing them fame and fortune. These kids could take some lessons from Big Nate.


Ziggy
MRA talking points. The gynocracy is out to get us.


Ye Olde Fox Trot
Not posted on Sundays as it turns out. A pity.

Cul de Sac
Deconstructing Madison Ave.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate


Frazz


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate


Frazz


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

RandomFerret posted:


Lost Side of Suburbia


How could this happen?? What have you done with Phoebe, you monster!?

Too bad we're only seeing this now, it would have blown some minds when it was first published two years ago. I think the thread had, like, just discovered Heavenly Nostrils at that point.

That's most likely not Marigold. The design for Heavenly Nostrils is pretty much the same as what's-her-name in The Last Unicorn.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate



Frazz



Ziggy



Ye Olde Fox Trot



Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate


Frazz


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate


Frazz


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate


Frazz


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate


Frazz


Ziggy


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Ghostlight posted:


Demon Childe gestures hypnotically...


VIRTUAL REALITY!!!!!


NEXT: IMAGINATION!!!!!

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate


Frazz


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate


Frazz


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate



Frazz
Today’s Frazz is another smug runner comic. After little more than a week of posting I’m already sick of this poo poo- alternating between joggers are the chosen people / teachers r dum. I’ll find a better comic to start posting this weekend

Ziggy



Ye Olde Fox Trot



Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Have some comics!


Big Nate




Ziggy




Ye Olde Fox Trot



Cul de Sac


Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate



Ziggy



Ye Olde Fox Trot



Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


So they just keeled over dead on stage? Cool. Lovin' this grim story line way better than the usual pseudo-intellectual tripe.


Anyhow...
Big Nate


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

I’m weak and can’t resist such low hanging fruit. Sorry.


Big Nate


Ziggy today is a crossover with Frazz.


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Zombies are still cool, right? Here’s hoping, because I’ve got a couple of walking dead comics to add to my list starting today. Also, a comic about a vampire.

Broom Hilda


Gasoline Alley A comic featuring the creepiest eyeballs this side of orphan Annie!


Gary, he who is Scary


Big Nate


Ziggy


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Stealing another man's comic, eh? I see how you earned your name....

Broom Hilda


Gasoline Alley


Big Nate


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Broom Hilda


Gasoline Alley


Big Nate


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

catlord posted:

Alien-Human hybrids have infiltrated our schools, apparently.

As a child the eyes in Gasoline Alley both fascinated and horrified me. I'm thrilled that whoever does the strip now continues the style.

Broom Hilda


Gasoline Alley is engaged in a highly controversial scrapbook storyline! Get ready for angry letters to the editor!


Since a certain Bastard started posting Scary Gary the day after I did (which is really OK because nobody wants to see Mike du Jour ever again) and since my daughter loves this strip and it hasn’t been posted for a month:
Heavenly Nostrils


Big Nate gets really disturbing. Warning: may not be safe for children.


Ziggy manages a good joke. I’d read it.


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac is gross today.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Aardmania posted:

Gil 08/24/14



Dude is a terrible dad. The proper answer to those questions is "Of course I'm not scared, Gil. Why, just last week some bad guys / evil cyborgs tried it, and just let me tell you how your old man handled the situation..."

Broom Hilda


Mutant Children <3 Scrapbooking!


Heavenly Nostrils


Big Nate


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Broom Hilda


Gasoline Alley

So today we learn that the kid’s name is Boog. I don’t know which is worse- naming your kid Boog, or making him go to school every day with his name printed in big letters on his shirt.
His parents must really hate that boy is what I’m saying.


Heavenly Nostrils


Big Nate


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac Prime avatar material ahoy!

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Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Broom Hilda



Gasoline Alley



Yoooonicorn vanity comic



Big Nate



Ziggy



Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

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