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"Getting all potted up" is my favorite saying ever.
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"All potted up" It's got to be intentional parody. There's just no other way. No one could possibly be that stupid.
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I'm totally using 'getting all potted up' in real life.
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Did I just hear brown haired guy not named Steve Doocy say "thanks for getting us krunk"?
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To be fair beer IS magic.
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twistedmentat posted:Papa Bear's shows audience is literally nothing but old people going "I'm afraid of the present!!!!".
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I just opened a beer, but no bikini ladies showed up. Maybe thats only mass market US pisswater. Hey, what do cops have to say about it? "Hey we can focus on serious crime like meth labs" achillesforever6 posted:No its also Middle Age women saying, "My kids are so lazy and always on the computer" So, women that were teenagers in the 70s and 80s...where the stereotype for kids was talking on the phone all day.
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Going back to football, the two best teams in the NFL record-wise are in states where weed is legal or will become legal. Coincidence? Not likely.twistedmentat posted:Hey, what do cops have to say about it? "Hey we can focus on serious crime like meth labs"
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God imagine what weed commercials would be like if they tried to be as over the top as beer commercials.
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Speaking of dumb commercials, holy gently caress gum is not that exciting Jesus!
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achillesforever6 posted:Speaking of dumb commercials, holy gently caress gum is not that exciting Jesus! And whenever I see I, Frankenstein commercials, I feel deeply sorry for Aaron Eckhart.
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SgtSteel91 posted:God imagine what weed commercials would be like if they tried to be as over the top as beer commercials.
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SgtSteel91 posted:God imagine what weed commercials would be like if they tried to be as over the top as beer commercials.
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BrooklynBruiser posted:And whenever I see I, Frankenstein commercials, I feel deeply sorry for Aaron Eckhart. I always calmly inform the TV that the monster was not named Frankenstein; the doctor was named Frankenstein and the monster never had a name.
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Man I love Steve Coogan, but I can never unsee him as Tony Wilson. EDIT: Oh god a book thats like 10 years old is cheap in some unknown store! Suck it libs! Hah, I almost shoot beer out of my nose with him talking about the T rex pills. twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jan 8, 2014 |
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How long ago did that book come out?twistedmentat posted:Hah, I almost shoot beer out of my nose with him talking about the T rex pills. Stop predicting the future. 
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Remember, Frank Luntz coined the term "climate change." It's "climate change" when it's convenient and "global warming" when it's not.
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Wait they WON'T give me T-Rex dick?!
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Steve Doocy wrote a book? Steve Doocy can write?
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I'm not looking at that graphic.
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Wait, I thought the Republicans already fixed income equality? You know, by making it impossible for poor people to vote.
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haveblue posted:I always calmly inform the TV that the monster was not named Frankenstein; the doctor was named Frankenstein and the monster never had a name. The trailer seems to wave that away by having Aaron Eckhart's character refer to the doctor as his father. e: No one worships a golden calf! It's a BRONZE BULL!
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Yes, Mr. Pope, stop spreading the lessons present in the Bible drat it.
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What a petulant child. Burn the rich. Hooray, Father Jim!
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God gently caress these people for being rich selfish pricks, its things like this that I hope Dante was right. I mean giving to the poor and not worship money is something that Jesus actually said. And I didn't know that the Guitarist from Faith No More was a chaplin now 
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I'm sorry, my bible says NOTHING about helping the Poor. Not that I ever read it but I know what it says in my gut!
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"If you have a problem with Pope Francis, you have a problem with Jesus." 
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JohnSherman posted:Yes, Mr. Pope, stop spreading the lessons present in the Bible drat it.
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The new Pope is great because of how much he pisses off conservatives just by trying to be a good person.
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Rhonne posted:The new Pope is great because of how much he pisses off conservatives just by trying to be a good person. Biggie was a time traveler.
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Tweets in Time!
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Y-Hat posted:If right-wing American evangelicals didn't have a reason to hate Catholics before, they sure do now.
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achillesforever6 posted:I thought that was Tupac No he's immortal.
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Quick, check your brandy! 
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I would be very okay with the next attack coming to Florida.
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That time-travelling skit was embarrassing.
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Lancelot posted:That time-travelling skit was embarrassing. It seemed like something stupid enough to work on Conan, but that just felt a bit out of place for Colbert
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OH.loving.WOW. This is loving stupid.
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