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Feb 10, 2007

All new episodes of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report start tonight at 11:00pm EST. Get your outrage ready!

:britain: A retrospective on John Oliver. Best of luck on your HBO show! :britain:

Michael Che lasted 3 months as a correspondent before going to Saturday Night Live. Hope you go on to do good things!

Daily Show correspondent roll call

:canada: Samantha Bee :canada:


:argh: Jason Jones :argh:


:nyd: Jessica Williams :nyd:


:ese: Al Madrigal :ese:


:zoid: Jordan Klepper :zoid:


GIFs! (feel free to request more)








(Last year's thread)

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Sep 20, 2014

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Midnight City posted:

Where'd the other white woman on TDS go? Can't remember her name because she was almost never, ever funny.

Edit: Oh Kristen Schaal is a 'contributor'.
She's had her moments but I like her more as a voice actor. I can't see her live and not think of Louise from Bob's Burgers.

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Feb 10, 2007

...that's quite the mental image.

Once again, weather =! climate.

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Feb 10, 2007

British Fox News douchebag doing his best Andy Rooney impression.

Elitism towards scientists. Really, Neil.

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Feb 10, 2007

Why is Al Gore sitting with his thumb up his rear end and not using his new wealth to combat misinformation on this subject?

I'd like someone to shoot Donald Trump in the head, but his thick skull would absorb the bullet.

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Feb 10, 2007

No.1 Special posted:

Because the idiots/jackasses have more money?
I mean, he can at least try.

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Feb 10, 2007

Nuns aren't all chill.

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Feb 10, 2007

Go choke on a steak, Mike Hogabee.

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Feb 10, 2007

Wolf should have been a bear.

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Feb 10, 2007

That iPad holder is more offensive than Fox News stupidity.

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Feb 10, 2007

The anti-legalization side really can't come up with a good way to formulate why they're opposed to it, can they? David Brooks' column sounds really lukewarm, much like everything he writes.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

That Logo game is legit disgusting, I hope whoever makes it gets caught on fire.
Just wait until the inevitable kids' version.

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Jan 7, 2014

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

One ounce of weed can last me for months. Good for you, Colorado.

gently caress Ablow, by the way.

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Feb 10, 2007

No :ironicat: big enough for Scarborough saying that.

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Winkie01 posted:

Can't you grow your own. Also how many people want to move to Denver right now?
Good beer town, good weed town, Peyton Manning... I can't say no to that.

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Feb 10, 2007

Going back to football, the two best teams in the NFL record-wise are in states where weed is legal or will become legal. Coincidence? Not likely.

twistedmentat posted:

Hey, what do cops have to say about it? "Hey we can focus on serious crime like meth labs"
I'm pretty sure that the Seattle police department supported the legalization measure in Washington for this reason.

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Feb 10, 2007

SgtSteel91 posted:

God imagine what weed commercials would be like if they tried to be as over the top as beer commercials.
They wouldn't need to be over the top, that's the beauty of weed smokers.

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Feb 10, 2007

Remember, Frank Luntz coined the term "climate change." It's "climate change" when it's convenient and "global warming" when it's not.

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Feb 10, 2007

I'm not looking at that graphic.

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Feb 10, 2007

What a petulant child. Burn the rich.

Hooray, Father Jim!

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Feb 10, 2007

Rhonne posted:

The new Pope is great because of how much he pisses off conservatives just by trying to be a good person.
If right-wing American evangelicals didn't have a reason to hate Catholics before, they sure do now.

Biggie was a time traveler.

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Feb 10, 2007

Not quite Watergate level of paranoia and spite, but it comes kinda close.

Yep, Jon's your NJ correspondent.

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Feb 10, 2007

I like my native state in spite of its flaws. Titus Andronicus (the band) makes up for the corruption.

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Feb 10, 2007

And you wonder why Obama's youth approval is down.

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Feb 10, 2007

Pandering vs. pandering. Cool.

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Feb 10, 2007

If I never see Miley Cyrus's chipmunk face ever again, it will be too soon.

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Feb 10, 2007

Love me some Cheating Death.

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Feb 10, 2007

For Mankind

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Feb 10, 2007

I am going to get very angry.

Raise taxes on the wealthy.

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Feb 10, 2007

JohnSherman posted:

Isn't the notion of a moocher class pretty much a Reagan-era invention?
Of course it is. Why do you think it's coming back?

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Feb 10, 2007

I've been looking for a full-time job for two and a half years. Give me one.

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Feb 10, 2007

I loudly shouted "gently caress YOU" when Donald Trump came in.

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Feb 10, 2007

Acquilae posted:

I'm not going to suggest dropping what you've learned and go into another field but the hospital I work at has to offer signing bonuses as incentives to male nurses because there's such a high demand for them.
Now I'm tempted. If I don't get this job I interviewed for a couple of weeks ago (I hear back tomorrow), then I'll have to investigate.

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Feb 10, 2007

Uh-oh. I think we're gonna be hearing about this on Monday....

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Feb 10, 2007

This is like some Springfield Nuclear Power Plant poo poo.

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Feb 10, 2007

OK my brain is officially going to shut off when somebody says "freedom."

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Feb 10, 2007

Heeeeeeere we go.

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Feb 10, 2007

Don't wear a suit while eating pizza. Problem solved.

twistedmentat posted:

Is Staten Island part of NYC?
I wish it weren't.

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Feb 10, 2007

Oh dear. Evangelicals, gently caress off.

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Feb 10, 2007

Evangelical Christianity is a hateful, spiteful, materialistic perversion of actual Christianity.

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Feb 10, 2007

Wait, retroactive ads?

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Feb 10, 2007

Added to the OP. I loved that one-woman show- out of the ordinary for The Daily Show, but a welcome sight.

Also Tim Gunn dresses classy even after a long night. Gotta give him props for that.

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