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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > Daily Show/Colbert 2014: The free market has spoken, and it said "Fuck you"

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Logo: the game that pays for itself even if we never sell a single box.

At least I assume that's the plan.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2014 05:42

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:54

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I do feel sorry for that other daughter.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 05:05

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Hobroken.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 05:08

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Jessica Williams is rocking these segments.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 05:10

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Stop making me want donuts TV

# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 05:36

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Some kind of death clock...

# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 05:49

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I think Pussy Riot may just know the score. They came prepared with an honorary membership.

I want him to take them up on this and address Putin somehow.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 05:58

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Piers Morgan remains utterly worthless.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2014 05:41

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

How many millions were spent on that thing.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 04:38

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

So the Honolulu PD is like To Live And Die in L.A. but with legal sanction.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 04:45

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

The system works!

# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 04:43

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

And another burn on Malkin. Yes.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 04:46

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

CNN: zombie plane?

# ¿ Apr 2, 2014 04:02

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Kids' TV or avant garde surrealism? You make the call!

# ¿ Apr 2, 2014 04:06

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Yo! Funk that!

# ¿ May 14, 2014 04:15

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

That's really drat touching.

# ¿ May 14, 2014 04:27

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Ollamacare.

# ¿ May 14, 2014 04:46

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Debbie Harry!

# ¿ May 15, 2014 04:10

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

KandyGoo

# ¿ May 21, 2014 04:34

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I want to spend time at Christopher Walken's house and watch skunks do battle with otters.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 03:12

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Book signings at a CostCo just seem wrong.

EDIT: LOLCNN

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 04:05

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

CNN is literally the dumbest poo poo ever.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 04:08

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I swear the WWE doesn't hype itself that much.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 04:10

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I don't think they'll ever top "Jon Stewart Touches Kids".

# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 04:05

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Strange Quark posted:

The law doesn't cover the animated or drawn stuff, so... a lot's probably not going to change.

So wait, what does the law then cover that wasn't already banned?

# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 04:06

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Tharley's Cochangels

# ¿ Jun 26, 2014 04:05

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Acquilae posted:

I love how tea party candidates reach out further to the right for votes they would already receive rather than trying to appeal to independents/democrats.

They're not reaching for votes. That's who they are.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2014 04:15

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Kiera.

:allears:

# ¿ Jun 26, 2014 04:22

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Future Obama is looking sharp.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2014 04:39

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Zoinks, indeed.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2014 04:48

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

This week in awkward congressional moments.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2014 04:57

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

ALL BEAR THREAT DOWN

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:37

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Stephen is having his mind changed about bears. The end is truly nigh.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:42

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

This is actually pretty great.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 04:16

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

This would be a good way to end the show.

Sam Wilson is cool too tho.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 04:46

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

The basic problem is that the Big Two are really bad at introducing totally new heroes with no legacy connections or anything. Doesn't help that most comic readers follow franchises and not creators.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 17:37

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

How do you say poo poo like this and not just look in the mirror and kill yourself.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 04:43

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Russia sucks. It sucks.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 04:31

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Tim Meadows is really funny. Why isn't he in more stuff?

# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 04:46

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:54

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Took me a while to catch the smoking gag.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 04:39

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