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Consensus on Sam Bee's segment seems to be that the Daily Show "must be getting desperate," and that The Five must be doing something right if lefty loons like Jon LEIBOWITZ are so afraid if them
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2014 21:34 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 16:37 |
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BigRed0427 posted:Where did you read that? Was it from the 5? From comments sections. I read them because I am a miserable wretch and also a masochist, apparently. I believe Greg Gutfield just responded with a short "It was great!"
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2014 22:32 |
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Obama has been likened to a Communist thug, so it would seem strange that the people who do so would be so receptive to a man who spent a significant portion of his life being an actual Communist thug. But you see, Putin is white.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2014 01:53 |
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Roger Ailes' success is proof against a benevolent god.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2014 07:00 |
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Y-Hat posted:And Ted Cruz continues to be the senator Texas deserves. No one deserves self-harm
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 05:18 |
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A few weeks ago, weren't people complaining about wussification at the mere suggestion that what that Incognito guy did was not okay?
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 05:44 |
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twistedmentat posted:I guess if Russia had black people it would be open season. Bad news.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 05:43 |
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I wish the Russia segment had more actual American right wingers actually praising Putin.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 08:25 |
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This guy is by far the most popular pundit in America. Were doomed.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2014 05:38 |
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Jesus Christ in Hell, Massachusetts. Who do you think you are, Florida?
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2014 05:40 |
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Monday's episode is going to have a lot of good CPAC material, what with the call for nuclear war getting vigorous applause there. Until Palin's speech, I got the impression that, while there still was plenty of stupidity, this year's CPAC wasn't reaching the full-on carnival of horrors levels of pervious years.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 09:15 |
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MariusLecter posted:I really want Jon to nail Paul Ryan on this poo poo. Veracity of the anecdote aside, arguing against food for poor kids is some evil poo poo. Like, satanically evil. Based on the precedent of Ananias and Sapphira, I'd say that the fact that God didn't descend from the heavens to smite his blaspheming rear end is proof of His nonexistance.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 02:05 |
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haveblue posted:"I hate how Obama is trying to destroy freedom! Why can't he be more like the guy who succeeded at destroying freedom?" Well you see, Putin is white.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 04:32 |
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Goddamn, nearly a third of parents believe this poo poo?
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 04:41 |
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Y-Hat posted:I'm gonna want to watch the last 5 minutes of Louie before I watch Republicans beat a dead horse. Also that one time where nearly 750 Benghazis happened on American soil in one day.
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# ¿ May 6, 2014 04:15 |
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"Conservatism" nowadays basically means spite nowadays. Being more conservative means more willing to burn down everything to get at anyone vaguely associated with Team Blue.
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# ¿ May 6, 2014 04:22 |
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Hannity and guest are on the TV right now bitching about the segment on Boko Haram last night. I'm not staying and listening, because I'm not a masochist.
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# ¿ May 14, 2014 03:15 |
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BigRed0427 posted:Huh? Why? What did they say? Just that, look, I'd LOVE to see them back but it isn't going to work! And some smugness about his supposed terrible writing staff that has so many people but so little talent.
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# ¿ May 14, 2014 03:57 |
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Look at that piece of human garbage in that last clip laughing at the idea of kids not being rescued.
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# ¿ May 14, 2014 04:37 |
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Y-Hat posted:Say what you will about Fox News, but they don't spend too much time on this poo poo. Seriously, all the have do to be better than Fox is not be a festering morass of hatred, but somehow they find ways to be worse sometimes.
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# ¿ May 15, 2014 04:25 |
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War on Coal? Good. Coal has been waging a war on us for decades.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 04:41 |
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I love that segment's happy little jingle.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 04:51 |
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A few years ago, there was an episode of South Park, a show which often exaggerates things to a grotesque degree for humor, where Butters was sent to an pray-away-the-gay camp. The anti-gay therapy in that episode was less bizarre and extreme than the techniques used in real life.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 04:10 |
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The Koch brothers seem to be motivated by pure, white-hot rage that somewhere on Earth, there is money that belongs to someone who is not the Koch brothers. They spend all this money, and grind so many people into the dirt, to get more money to grind down more people. 'd kind of understand if they had a big Scrooge McDuck gold pile that they could look at and get smug at as it grows bigger or whatever, but nope, it's just a number on my ledger floating in some ethereal moneyspace. With so many people getting hurt, I'm somehow offended that they aren't spending their ill-gotten gains on daily Eyes Wide Shut parties. It's just pointless. twistedmentat posted:Yea. Did he say they played D&D? I didn't quite catch the D&D line due to the laughter. Maybe he was talking about the whole religious and moral panic? Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jun 18, 2014 |
# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 04:33 |
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404GoonNotFound posted:So even Saint Reagan isn't enough to get them to ditch the Koch dollars. Great. To be fair pressure to deny global warming also comes from the fact that if they didn't, they'd be seeing as being on the same side as... a hippy.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 05:54 |
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Jesus literally WAS an immigrant child fleeing violence in his home country.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 04:05 |
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The segment at the beginning was missing one of the correspondents calling him Leibowitz and acting all smug like they'd just defeated a demon by invoking its true name.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 08:45 |
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haveblue posted:Mars doesn't need moms, it just needs women in general. Mars needs MILFs.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 04:14 |
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katium posted:Christ, it's like listening to Freep. "No, YOU'RE the real racist!" Talking about racism is so weird nowadays. "Oh, so just because we gave several speeches about how black people are thugs and moochers, that makes us racist? Typical. Next you'll call us homophobes just because we want to deny gay people legal rights and then have them sent to a pit of fire for all eternity."
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 20:50 |
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Acquilae posted:Anything short of the N word is obviously not racism Not even that anymore because black people use it AND they get to say cracker, so they should be okay with me using it.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 02:35 |
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Darren Wilson hasn't been charged or anything. People just gave him hundreds of thousands of dollars for shooting a black guy.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 04:39 |
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achillesforever6 posted:In my experience it seems the most heartless people have been middle aged housewives because holy poo poo my mom thinks that this isn't about race and that we don't have the full story yet. Then whenever I try explaining things suddenly it turns into a discussion on how selfish my generation and how we don't respect our teachers or policemen "I was bullied and paddled, and look how I turned out: I because a person who gets angry when I see children happy!"
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 06:21 |
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Oh god those Democratic attack adds. They're going to lose the Senate.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 07:01 |
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raditts posted:What is it with these god damned idiots that make them so invested in climate change denial? Just listening to these people makes my head hurt. Also, it would put them on the same size as hippies and Al Gore, which would be bad for them.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 04:52 |
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Ugh, those Democratic ads. Have they ever tried pointing out that Mitch McConnel is more than anyone else responsible for Congress' low approval rating, or the fact that Tea Party is a really unpopular label, or that everything going to hell coincides with electing Republicans four years ago?
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 09:44 |
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This is something. Usually Republicans are only for these kinds of things when they understand they will only affect non-white people.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 04:17 |
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It's like they don't even want to win. Yeah, they're corporatists sell outs who agree with Republians on a lot, but being a sell out requires you acutally win and stuff. Dammit, the Democrats should be sounding a rallying cry to get rid of the hateful, stupid, nihilistic shitheads elected on the Tea Party wave! Tea Party is probably the one label left more toxic than Obama. Why isn't Mitch McConnell's opponent just replaying quotes where he actually promises to sabotage the economy and the government?! 404GoonNotFound posted:Did... did anyone else just see that Koch ad? Am I going crazy? I've seen it plenty of times on the Daily Show. Here in Michigan, there have been some ads against Republican senatorial candidate Terri Lynn Land invoking the Koch brothers as boogeymen, and I always thought it was in response to those. Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Oct 29, 2014 |
# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 04:30 |
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Guys, I wish a party that vocally hates sweeping segments of the country wasn't poised to take control of the Senate.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 05:25 |
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Oh god, seeing people like Reince Priebus happy is almost as painful as the actual pain the elected Republicans will inflict on their constituents.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 05:03 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 16:37 |
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So Reublicans are learning that they can sabotage the workings of Congress, brag about sabotaging the workings of Congress, and be rewarded for it.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 05:28 |