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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Consensus on Sam Bee's segment seems to be that the Daily Show "must be getting desperate," and that The Five must be doing something right if lefty loons like Jon LEIBOWITZ are so afraid if them :smug:

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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BigRed0427 posted:

Where did you read that? Was it from the 5?

From comments sections. I read them because I am a miserable wretch and also a masochist, apparently.

I believe Greg Gutfield just responded with a short "It was great!"

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Obama has been likened to a Communist thug, so it would seem strange that the people who do so would be so receptive to a man who spent a significant portion of his life being an actual Communist thug.

But you see, Putin is white.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Roger Ailes' success is proof against a benevolent god.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Y-Hat posted:

And Ted Cruz continues to be the senator Texas deserves.

No one deserves self-harm :smith:

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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A few weeks ago, weren't people complaining about wussification at the mere suggestion that what that Incognito guy did was not okay?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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twistedmentat posted:

:ughh: I guess if Russia had black people it would be open season.

Bad news.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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I wish the Russia segment had more actual American right wingers actually praising Putin.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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This guy is by far the most popular pundit in America.

Were doomed.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Jesus Christ in Hell, Massachusetts. Who do you think you are, Florida?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Jonas Albrecht posted:

Monday's episode is going to have a lot of good CPAC material, what with the call for nuclear war getting vigorous applause there.

Until Palin's speech, I got the impression that, while there still was plenty of stupidity, this year's CPAC wasn't reaching the full-on carnival of horrors levels of pervious years.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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MariusLecter posted:

I really want Jon to nail Paul Ryan on this poo poo.

Veracity of the anecdote aside, arguing against food for poor kids is some evil poo poo. Like, satanically evil. Based on the precedent of Ananias and Sapphira, I'd say that the fact that God didn't descend from the heavens to smite his blaspheming rear end is proof of His nonexistance.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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haveblue posted:

"I hate how Obama is trying to destroy freedom! Why can't he be more like the guy who succeeded at destroying freedom?"

Well you see, Putin is white.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Goddamn, nearly a third of parents believe this poo poo?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Y-Hat posted:

I'm gonna want to watch the last 5 minutes of Louie before I watch Republicans beat a dead horse.

REMINDER:



Also that one time where nearly 750 Benghazis happened on American soil in one day.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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"Conservatism" nowadays basically means spite nowadays. Being more conservative means more willing to burn down everything to get at anyone vaguely associated with Team Blue.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Hannity and guest are on the TV right now bitching about the segment on Boko Haram last night. I'm not staying and listening, because I'm not a masochist.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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BigRed0427 posted:

Huh? Why? What did they say?

Just that, look, I'd LOVE to see them back but it isn't going to work! And some smugness about his supposed terrible writing staff that has so many people but so little talent.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Look at that piece of human garbage in that last clip laughing at the idea of kids not being rescued.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Y-Hat posted:

Say what you will about Fox News, but they don't spend too much time on this poo poo.

Seriously, all the have do to be better than Fox is not be a festering morass of hatred, but somehow they find ways to be worse sometimes.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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War on Coal? Good. Coal has been waging a war on us for decades.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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I love that segment's happy little jingle.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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A few years ago, there was an episode of South Park, a show which often exaggerates things to a grotesque degree for humor, where Butters was sent to an pray-away-the-gay camp.

The anti-gay therapy in that episode was less bizarre and extreme than the techniques used in real life.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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The Koch brothers seem to be motivated by pure, white-hot rage that somewhere on Earth, there is money that belongs to someone who is not the Koch brothers.

They spend all this money, and grind so many people into the dirt, to get more money to grind down more people. 'd kind of understand if they had a big Scrooge McDuck gold pile that they could look at and get smug at as it grows bigger or whatever, but nope, it's just a number on my ledger floating in some ethereal moneyspace. With so many people getting hurt, I'm somehow offended that they aren't spending their ill-gotten gains on daily Eyes Wide Shut parties. It's just pointless.

twistedmentat posted:

Yea. Did he say they played D&D?

I didn't quite catch the D&D line due to the laughter. Maybe he was talking about the whole religious and moral panic?

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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404GoonNotFound posted:

So even Saint Reagan isn't enough to get them to ditch the Koch dollars. Great.

To be fair pressure to deny global warming also comes from the fact that if they didn't, they'd be seeing as being on the same side as... a hippy.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Jesus literally WAS an immigrant child fleeing violence in his home country.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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The segment at the beginning was missing one of the correspondents calling him Leibowitz and acting all smug like they'd just defeated a demon by invoking its true name.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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haveblue posted:

Mars doesn't need moms, it just needs women in general.

Mars needs MILFs.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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katium posted:

Christ, it's like listening to Freep. "No, YOU'RE the real racist!"

Talking about racism is so weird nowadays.

"Oh, so just because we gave several speeches about how black people are thugs and moochers, that makes us racist? Typical. Next you'll call us homophobes just because we want to deny gay people legal rights and then have them sent to a pit of fire for all eternity."

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Acquilae posted:

Anything short of the N word is obviously not racism :smuggo:

Not even that anymore because black people use it AND they get to say cracker, so they should be okay with me using it.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Darren Wilson hasn't been charged or anything. People just gave him hundreds of thousands of dollars for shooting a black guy.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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achillesforever6 posted:

In my experience it seems the most heartless people have been middle aged housewives because holy poo poo my mom thinks that this isn't about race and that we don't have the full story yet. Then whenever I try explaining things suddenly it turns into a discussion on how selfish my generation and how we don't respect our teachers or policemen :psyduck:

And that it should be fine for a teacher to paddle a kid for misbehaving in class or for a gym teacher to throttle you for not doing gym work because that's how teachers were back in the 60s and we didn't get bitter or angry about it when we grew up nope.

Then I get told that I'm just like Fox News because I don't listen to the opinions of the right and are just as bad as they are.

"I was bullied and paddled, and look how I turned out: I because a person who gets angry when I see children happy!"

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Oh god those Democratic attack adds. They're going to lose the Senate.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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raditts posted:

What is it with these god damned idiots that make them so invested in climate change denial? Just listening to these people makes my head hurt.

...Oh, they're sucking at the teat of the Kochs, of course.

Also, it would put them on the same size as hippies and Al Gore, which would be bad for them.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Ugh, those Democratic ads. Have they ever tried pointing out that Mitch McConnel is more than anyone else responsible for Congress' low approval rating, or the fact that Tea Party is a really unpopular label, or that everything going to hell coincides with electing Republicans four years ago?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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This is something. Usually Republicans are only for these kinds of things when they understand they will only affect non-white people.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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It's like they don't even want to win. Yeah, they're corporatists sell outs who agree with Republians on a lot, but being a sell out requires you acutally win and stuff.

Dammit, the Democrats should be sounding a rallying cry to get rid of the hateful, stupid, nihilistic shitheads elected on the Tea Party wave! Tea Party is probably the one label left more toxic than Obama. Why isn't Mitch McConnell's opponent just replaying quotes where he actually promises to sabotage the economy and the government?!

404GoonNotFound posted:

Did... did anyone else just see that Koch ad? Am I going crazy?

I've seen it plenty of times on the Daily Show. Here in Michigan, there have been some ads against Republican senatorial candidate Terri Lynn Land invoking the Koch brothers as boogeymen, and I always thought it was in response to those.

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Guys, I wish a party that vocally hates sweeping segments of the country wasn't poised to take control of the Senate.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Oh god, seeing people like Reince Priebus happy is almost as painful as the actual pain the elected Republicans will inflict on their constituents.

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Apr 24, 2010

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So Reublicans are learning that they can sabotage the workings of Congress, brag about sabotaging the workings of Congress, and be rewarded for it.

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