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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Oh winter, the one time television meteorologists earn their keep.


fake edit: Oh, come on.

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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Thomas Jefferson might have had trouble finding time for moral outrage. loving both your wife and your slaves take a lot of time out of the day, you see.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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I love thundersnow.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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How long ago did that book come out?

twistedmentat posted:

Hah, I almost shoot beer out of my nose with him talking about the T rex pills.

Stop predicting the future. :argh:

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Yes, Mr. Pope, stop spreading the lessons present in the Bible drat it.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Isn't the notion of a moocher class pretty much a Reagan-era invention?

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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I spent most of that preview wondering why they chose a scene that didn't have Scarlet Johansson in it. :downs:

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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BigRed0427 posted:

If Christie does face political death, it might not be over this. He still has a huge image problem with more hard right republicans.

Christie has a huge image problem with anyone who has seen a picture of him.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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How do you tell an entire region not to drink their water? I'm picturing cops circling the streets with oversized klaxons.

Baronash fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jan 14, 2014

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Holy poo poo I don't care.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Putin loving murders his political opponents. Great comparison, that.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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My neighbor had a car come through the front of his house and I'm pretty sure it cost less than 20k to fix.

e: Nope, 28. Point still stands though.

Baronash fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Jan 16, 2014

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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gently caress you, they're going to school for free.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea all it costs them is possible brain damage, spine damage, neck damage, pretty much every joint damage, and being 'prepared' for a career that only takes a handful of them and even then is only good for what, ten years tops?

LUCKY DUCKIES!

Football is a sport as dumb as the players, news at 11.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Stewart needs to go direct another movie so that we can get the Daily Show with Jessica Williams.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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BigRed0427 posted:

Just tuned in, what did I miss?

Fox News Persecution Complex

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Jon Stewart really needs to break down how retarded that HR Block commercial is, on the subject of dumb poo poo that needs to get covered on this show.

BigRed0427 posted:

Wow...how do you recover from that if your the pope?

What happened? I missed it.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Political media has an incentive to portray races as down to the wire? Why I never...

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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You know how you all hated the coverage of the Obamacare website? That's how I'm feeling right now.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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To be perfectly fair, America the Beautiful does not translate well.

e: Haha, Jon dishing on Colbert's ad.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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404GoonNotFound posted:

Wonderful how this gets news coverage, while Scarlett Johansson supporting apartheid doesn't even get a quick aside.

That's misleading as hell and you know it.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Aww, I was expecting Stephen's sister.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

The funniest bit the Daily Show did was when Jon spent half the show mocking a man's anger at his home being destroyed by imperialism

Karzai's "anger" is all politics.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Does this mean Nancy Grace is getting shitcanned? Please let it be so.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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What the gently caress do people think we're going to do? Invade Crimea?

fake edit: We being the USA

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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twistedmentat posted:

Reagan would have done it.

I mean, I can understand Fox News throwing it in the President's face, but Jon is usually rational about this poo poo.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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BigRed0427 posted:

Jon isn't advocating anything, just talking about our response and trying to understand what caused all of this.

He's basically saying "Sanctions. Well, that's cute." As if there is some stronger diplomatic action that doesn't involve shooting people.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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comes along bort posted:

Oh good, Jon's gonna gloss over Silver hiring a discredited climate change denier and calling Paul Krugman a know-nothing hack.

You don't get people to come on your show if all you do is poo poo on them.

e: Noah is controversial? Is this just some overblown internet atheist thing?

Baronash fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Mar 28, 2014

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Can the word "social" be excised from the English language? :smithicide:

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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twistedmentat posted:

Wow, Charlie Rose in the ballpit. I was expecting someone less respectable.

Stop posting from the future. :colbert:

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Can we please put the 24 hour news genie back in the bottle? Please? :smithicide:

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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You know, given how much of the planet is covered in water, why aren't black boxes designed to make recovery in oceans easier?

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Of all the news organizations you could have brought on, you chose Slate? Are you loving kidding?

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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The obvious solution is to turn it into a reality show. Pick 5 nobodies and have them each host one episode a week. Fire 1 every 3 months until you're left with a single host. I don't see how this could possibly backfire.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Wow. I didn't know that Old Testament literalism was that popular.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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Y-Hat posted:

We're going to war with Russia soon, aren't we.

We aren't nearly that retarded as a country. The right may bang the war drums now, but nobody actually wants to stand up to Russia.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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The guy who isn't Colin Firth in that scene hasn't aged in 11 years. What the hell?

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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haveblue posted:

It's a real shame John Oliver is taken. Although maybe he won't be by the time the slot opens?

#cancellastweektonight

Someone alert Suey Park.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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computer parts posted:

Those are still better rates than traditional TV.

At least they don't make you watch ads to watch trailers on television.

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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

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If you're a starter on a division I team like Northwestern and you aren't going to school for free, you're loving retarded. That's a 40k stipend right there.

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