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BrooklynBruiser posted:And whenever I see I, Frankenstein commercials, I feel deeply sorry for Aaron Eckhart. I always calmly inform the TV that the monster was not named Frankenstein; the doctor was named Frankenstein and the monster never had a name.
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My favorite part is how "do an unrewarding job you don't have a passion for" is a cutting-edge lifehack that no one has ever thought of.
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twistedmentat posted:And so was the milk, hence my St Patricks day comment. Maybe it was Apple Jacks? They're green right? Half green, half orange.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:It's a shame Hollande is a golem powered by strange because he's a pretty good politician but literally nothing will be remembered besides his unending hunt for puss. I will always remember him for looking like a total goober (and giving me an excuse to use the word "goober"). 
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BigRed0427 posted:Why does THe Daily Show office still have CRT's? Because he smashed a monitor specifically rigged for the gag, not actual Daily Show office equipment.
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If anyone was curious:Racists In Memoriam posted:Billy Bob Deen haveblue fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Jan 23, 2014 |
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It's definitely her, since Aasif Mandvi and Wyatt Cenac are also in there (in mangled form). And a few other random celebrities for good measure.
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The should have put Munchma Quchi in there for the cross-show reference. e: Jah Shleeb is producer Josh Leib.
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Jan 23, 2014 23:17
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Y-Hat posted:I was about to ask what award Bad Grandpa was nominated for, but it's for the same category that Norbit was nominated for. For some reason the Oscar voters really love old man makeup.
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raditts posted:A rerun? Did Daily Show and Colbert get snowed out? Chris Hardwick mentioned this would be happening last night, so it doesn't seem to be an emergency change.
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Is it all the gorilla?
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Rhonne posted:Wait, what? He's guilty of attempted murder, but not the actual murder? Yep. Three counts of attempted murder and one count of firing at an occupied vehicle. The murder charge resulted in a hung jury and will be retried.
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If it makes you feel better, he's still going to jail for the rest of his natural life. He's just not officially a murderer.
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Feb 19, 2014 05:12
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I've never heard anyone use the word "problematic" in that sense out loud before.
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Feb 19, 2014 05:51
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So what is the difference anyway between transwoman, transgender woman, trans female, and trans * female? (I seriously don't know this, not just snarking.)
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Zero One posted:Daily Show with Tiny Jew And there's the next thread title.
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404GoonNotFound posted:Forget the hair, why is she dressed like an extra in Blade Runner? ~art rock~
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twistedmentat posted:Canada blew something like 45 billion on trying to get F-35s. Think about this, we have only about 40 million people in this country. The goverment could have just given every man woman and child A BILLION Dollars and it would have resulted in something. We have scrapped the plan at this point because it was clear we were never going to get it. And, like all right leaning governments, is still seen as "financially responsible". The worst thing about that plan is that it would kill the A-10, which despite being old, cheap, and unsexy is still extremely good at what it does, much more so than the F-35 variant filling its role will be.
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Wait, so the print shop would be compelled by law to print the signs?
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Tarquinn posted:It was loving great, but I think Tek Jansen is still funnier. This is funnier because it hasn't been run into the ground yet, also because it's a takeoff on a real story and not just Colbert being a goofball.
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Feb 28, 2014 18:48
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Ahaha, that'll be even better than the Santorum thing if it takes off.
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Mar 5, 2014 05:55
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That was a teacup, not a coffee mug.
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Mar 6, 2014 05:55
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Humor is inherently disrespectful and relies on denying expectations.
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Mar 15, 2014 18:20
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It wouldn't be the first time they had someone on for a bit that was both a one-note joke and a plug (see Jeff Goldblum).
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The Jon Daily Show
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The only thing that would make that car story better is if it had happened to Mitsubishi.BigRed0427 posted:Wait...theoretically, isn't that a risk with any car? They probably used the wrong type of plastic that made it particularly attractive/insufficiently repellent.
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He would absolutely and justifiably shut you down if you tried to derail the taping of his show like that. Not that I 100% buy the story.
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raditts posted:It's pretty obvious, especially considering what you've said here. The Obama administration is an unstoppable force out to destroy MY AMERICAN FREEDOMS, except when they're ineffective because Obama is a toothless weakling pussy who can't get anything done and should be more of a manly man like Putin. "I hate how Obama is trying to destroy freedom! Why can't he be more like the guy who succeeded at destroying freedom?"
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Apr 9, 2014 23:12
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Echo Chamber posted:He invested a ridiculous amount of cash into Prop 8 How much? I thought it was just the one $1000 donation.
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It's great that he's moving on to bigger and better things but he's probably going to have to drop the exaggerated conservative windbag act and I'll miss it.
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Zero One posted:And who will CC get to fill that spot? It's a real shame John Oliver is taken. Although maybe he won't be by the time the slot opens?
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Apr 10, 2014 17:26
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Echo Chamber posted:Have Jessica Williams take over the "Stephen Colbert" character. Suddenly all those "people tell me I'm white" jokes get a lot funnier.
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Apr 10, 2014 19:04
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IrregularOreos posted:After following him religiously since 06-07 (and catching up on every episode thanks to his website), this must be what it's like to suddenly lose something important that you loved. Something like when your best friend moves away. He's going to be on Comedy Central until the end of the year, so it's more like finding out your best friend has cancer.
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Also, the President's compensation is dictated by law and much harder to change. Is this really unusual? I didn't think non-monarchic heads of state were particularly well-paid in general. And athletes get ridiculous pay all over the world.
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SgtSteel91 posted:Is it just me or is that lady really tall? Sair posted:Actually, Jon Stewart is shrinking. No.1 Special posted:She seems cool. Or it could be that he didn't put his chair back up after lowering it for Colbert.
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radlum posted:I hope that's just the first of many "goodbye Colbert" montages in TDS, because it was pretty lame for such a great guy. I was so disappointed that the Colbert banana video didn't appear. It should have at least been the moment of zen.
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The Daily Show books are funny. The Colbert character loses most of its entertainment value without Stephen's performance so his books are not nearly as fun.
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CSM posted:Where the hell is that ultra creepy audio recording of the guy from? Holy christ, that's Silence Of The Lambs stuff. The guy made it himself. He's a complete psychopath.
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