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Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
<Kai_Tave> Hey Ettin, where are my Ctech reviews
<Kai_Tave> It's like you gave up after the literal nazi rape machine
<Kai_Tave> for SOME reason
<TurninTrix> i would
<Kai_Tave> tbf the nazi rape machine is like peak cthulhutech
<Kai_Tave> it's never going to be quite as entertainingly terrible after that.

This is true but gently caress all y'all:



Unveiled Threats: Sex Leeches

Last time: Arcanotech chapter, baby-powered magic batteries, the Chrysalis Corporation are dumb as poo poo, blah blah. Let's talk about more dumbshit inventions!

• Extreme Therapy Aid And Receptacle:

quote:

The initial proposal for the research which would come to challenge the Ashcroft Foundation's dominance in the treatment of psychological disorders was penned by Chrysalis Corporation's Director himself. Humanity had become disturbingly adept at combating madness, the very playground of the Old Ones, and could not be allowed to gain full dominion over this potent force. Besides, insanity was proving to be a growth industry with limitless potential and there were shareholders to keep happy.

This device is a chair designed to suck the crazy out of your head and store it. It's described as a chair "similar to one a dentist or gynecologist might have" - I wonder what kind of dentists Grau has been to - with restraints, tentacle-like probes that wrap around your head and do technobabble at you, and a bowling ball filled with green fluid where all the crazy goes. It's a painful experience and people who use it need to be on suicide watch for a few months afterward because it makes people depressed for a while ("like someone had violated their very essence"), but it can remove one Insanity Point per week can cure anyone in ten, so Chrysalis still makes a mint in its treatment centers. They won't sell or license the tech to anyone, even the NEG. It's almost like all Chrysalis tech has a hidden catch or something.

The catch here is the Extreme Therapy Receptacle, where all the crazy glows. When the green fluid turns into black sludge the Receptacle is sent back to the Corporation to be "recycled", but really the Corporation hoards the ones filled with crazy. There are some attached rumours about how it's really a brainwashing device and they're planning to use the crazy Receptacles to open a rift, so I'm guessing they're true.

Anyway, sex leeches.


• Erogenous Enhancement Leech:

quote:

For those obsessed with fornication, the Strange Aeon is a good time to be alive. Sex clubs, swinger's parties, and the loosest morality laws in human memory all create an atmosphere where casual sex and indulgence in just about any fetish or fantasy barely causes one to bat an eyelash. For the wealthy and powerful, it's even better. While a century ago a businessman might have to fly halfway around the world to force himself on a twelve year-old boy, today he can just go down to his local Dionysus Club on his lunch hour – provided, of course, that he’s a member in good standing, having violated his own morals and set himself and the world around him down the road to decay and depravity.

quote:

While a century ago a businessman might have to fly halfway around the world to force himself on a twelve year-old boy,

I think you'll find it's "twelve-year-old", CthulhuTech. :goonsay:

Anyway! Some people are hard for the Dionysus Club to slowly corrupt with increasingly debauched rewards, because they're fine with just going straight to their biggest fantasy. Those guys get the Erogenous Enhancement Leech. I was just going to type up a description while saying "Erogenous Enhancement Leech" a lot because it's hilarious, but here:

quote:

After being placed within about ten inches of the genitals, this pus-yellow organism, a little smaller than the human kidney, attaches to the host via dozens of small suckers along the underside of its segmented body. Once attached, it begins secreting a hormone into the blood stream that ampli-fies pleasurable sensations to astronomical levels. The process is completely painless, although it's unlikely the host would notice even if it wasn't. The experience is so overwhelming, so all-encompassing, that every other experience pales in comparison.

Being a parasite, the leech only produces this enzyme in order to feed on its host. Once the host reaches orgasm, the leech has compromised the biomystical energy of the host body to the point where it can drain the host's Orgone. Unless the host is a sorcerer or para-psychic (something the Death Shadows are careful to avoid), the only sensation felt is one of contented exhaustion. No permanent damage is done, the host walks away with a healthy glow, and the organism crawls off with a full belly.

The Erogenous Enhancement Leech drains 2/3 your total Orgone per orgasm, and if you have "more than one orgasm per 24-hour period" with it, the Erogenous Enhancement Leech starts draining your willpower instead - victims start temporarily losing Tenacity. The Dionysus Club uses the Erogenous Enhancement Leech this way to turn people unfit for promotion but too useful to kill into puppets.

quote:

One such victim was a prominent politician in the New Earth Government Senate, known for his strong moral stance and focus on family values. To the surprise and revulsion of his colleagues, he introduced legislation to drop the age of consent to pre-pubescent levels, setting off a firestorm of criticism against him and his political party. Weeks later, he was implicated in a child prostitution ring, resigning from the Senate in disgrace and further lowering the average citizen's opinion of their government.

Oh, also:

quote:

The secret to breeding and tending the erogenous enhancement leeches is a closely guarded secret within the Death Shadows cult, known to very few.

Somewhere out there is a scientist whose specialised, prestigious role is being the Pokemon Daycare of Erogenous Enhancement Leeches.


• The Pass: The last item in this chapter is pretty simple - an app made by the Disciples of Death's Shadow where gamblers can bet on anything, from whether a local store will close this month to whether a politician has a mistress to the results of military operations. The Disciples take a 3% cut of every wager, and they also snuck something into the app that takes the emotional "temperature" of gamblers and thereby get a read of the general mood in the NEG. Pretty handy!


The final chapter is Chapter Six: Alien Hands. It is pages and pages of Migou/Esoteric Order of Dagon weapons and armour, great if you like that kind of thing but boring to read. There's a nice fiction piece at the start about a Deep One hybrid weaponsmith who is super proud of his work, though.

And... that's it, actually. It's done finally! That was Unveiled Threats, the book I decided to skip to because it was quick almost literally a year ago. Enjoy, fuckers.

. . .

Okay, now that's done, let's talk future posts.

First: I'm gonna try and do more of this poo poo, but I don't know what. There are two books left, take your votes:

Ancient Enemies: A Tager/Dhohanoid sourcebook, and the one I skipped already. It goes into a lot of detail, so there's some pretty goofy poo poo! Optional rules for Tagers upgrading Guyver-style that badly need houserules, new kinds of Tagers that weren't thought through very well, surprisingly boring new Dhohanoids, and more!

Burning Horizon: The 2013 release, a metaplot sourcebook for 2087. As in, sequel to Damnation View. There's no rape furries in this one, but if hearing about ridiculous metaplot that makes no loving sense if you think about it for two seconds and way better new Tagers is your thing, this book is absolutely for you.


Second: People keep asking me about my previous posts, but the original thread fell into the archives before it got goldmined, so a lot of them can't be read right now. I was thinking of just copying and dumping all my posts into a single CthulhuTech thread for the ages, but there are problems with that, so I'm not sure. Who's got ideas?

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Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
Alright, votes are pretty overwhelming for Ancient Enemies so you can stop voting. :buddy:

Kurieg posted:

The issue is that the database that was used for Archives died about a week ago. So even if you had bought it you can't see the old thread since it was Archived before it could be Goldmined.

Can the posts be recovered? :ohdear:

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
Spoilers :ssh:

(for a game from 2010 half of you have read already)

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
<Mikan> does anybody else think Ettin protests too much about Ctech and he's actually one of the authors



Ancient Enemies: Tager & Friends

As usual this is an introductory post to cover the first chapter.

Ancient Enemies posted:

This is Ancient Enemies, the core resource book for the Shadow War. In these pages, you will find a detailed exploration of the Eldritch Society, that mysterious secret society that fights against the threats that threaten to destroy the New Earth Government from within. You'll also discover a wealth of information about Tagers, including new Character options and types. Find out what it's really like to join in symbiosis with something from beyond time and space. Go even further to indulge your symbiont and metamorphose, becoming a brand new kind of monster.

Then you'll have a chance to go behind the scenes and discover the forbidden world of the Children of Chaos and the Chrysalis Corporation. Learn how they work and go in-depth about their horrible shapeshifting minions, the Dhohanoids. If you'd like to play on the wrong side of the fence, you'll have the chance to explore Chrysalis Corporation characters more personally, even to the point of taking on Dhohanoids as Characters.

Welcome to Ancient Enemies. The Shadow War beckons...

There's a list of setting terms here, but I'll be explaining them later anyway, so I'm skipping it. After that, it's time for the chapter list again! Here's what you can expect:

Ancient Enemies posted:

Chapter One: Welcome is what you are reading right now. It's meant to help ease you into the vision for this setting expansion
and give you a reference for what this book contains.

Chapter Two: Scions of the Forgotten provides an in-depth look at the mysterious Eldritch Society. It contains all aspects of the organization, including how Tagers come to be, what it is like being a Tager, how the Society functions, and where regular people fit in.

Chapter Three: Eldritch Acolytes provides a variety of new character options for Eldritch Society characters, including new Qualities and new professions. It also includes new rules for customizing Tager manifestations, as well as the rules for metamorphosis.

Chapter Four: Minions of an Endless Chaos details the Chrysalis Corporation, as well as other aspects of the greater Children of Chaos. It explores how the cult works, what it is like to be a Dhohanoid, and the threat the cult is to the world.

Chapter Five: Children of the Chrysalis introduces new rules for designing and playing Chrysalis Corporation Characters, including new Dhohanoids, rules for Dhohanoid Characters, new magic and technology, and full guidelines for Storyguides.

Chapter Six: Appendices includes the index.

Next up it lists some Source Material. Two sources! Guyver's the first, and let me tell you: If Tagers and Dhohanoids didn't really remind you of Guyvers and Zoanoids yet, you are going to notice pretty quick. The second is Wikipedia and Google Maps. They said this in Mortal Remains and I'm still not totally sure they looked up anywhere that wasn't America, but we'll see!

Okay, next up we have the traditional sidebar:

Ancient Enemies posted:

If You Downloaded This Book
So if you're one of the people who has downloaded this book illegally off the internet, let's talk. We want to stay in business. We don't get to stay in business if you don't buy our products but you use them anyway. In more personal terms, if you like CthulhuTech, please go out and buy the books, because if you don't we go out of business or we kill the line because sales suck and boom – no more CthulhuTech. You lose, we lose, everybody loses. Everybody loves something for nothing, but this sort of thing comes with a price whether it's money or not.

Doesn't sound like a loss to me, etc. :buddy:

Oh, and finally:

Ancient Enemies posted:

A Note About Metaplot
Some people love it, some people hate it. Regardless, there is a overarching plot that is a part of CthulhuTech. That doesn't mean you have to use it.

There are parts of this book that will refer to events in 2086, which are detailed in the Damnation View. If you are a fan of the metaplot, then all is well. If you're not or you don't want to use the particular material to which this book refers, then ignore it. Just layer the information here onto the baseline game from the Core Book and you are good to go. There's not so much that you won't be able to easily strip it out.

As always, you bought the book. It's your game. Play it however you'd like.

This was in Unveiled Threats too, but I skimmed it there because it wasn't funny. I'm not sure why I included it here, actually. This definitely isn't going to get hilarious later.

Next time: Tagers!

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
Also: People posting spoilers has been a thing since like my first post, but if you know what that last post is talking about please don't post it, even in spoiler tags. I'm planning a thing. :getin:

Ettin posted:

People keep asking me about my previous posts, but the original thread fell into the archives before it got goldmined, so a lot of them can't be read right now. I was thinking of just copying and dumping all my posts into a single CthulhuTech thread for the ages, but there are problems with that, so I'm not sure. Who's got ideas?

And still thinking about this! Posting it on the wiki might work but some of the posts rely on emoticons like :frogout: which might not translate well; that's why I was thinking of posting and mining a thread for it. I could probably copy the emoticons though.

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

Ettin posted:

Also: People posting spoilers has been a thing since like my first post, but if you know what that last post is talking about please don't post it, even in spoiler tags. I'm planning a thing. :getin:

You know that thing where you start telling a joke and then someone yells out the punchline, or waits until you're done then makes the same joke but spells out the punchline?

That's you guys.

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

That's literally the spoiler dude. That joke you just made, and then explained in detail. That was it.

:smithfrog:

E: Well you are missing a part so there's that at least :frog:

Ettin fucked around with this message at 14:31 on May 8, 2014

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

Mr. Maltose posted:

"Hey dudes, let's not talk about the bits the book hasn't covered yet."

And somehow people can't even do that, Jesus.

Eh, we are all probably getting unnecessarily pissy in here actually. Basically I know people like to talk about upcoming poo poo but I am setting up a multi-post thing and I am hoping nobody will spell it out before the payoff.

The mecha thing is the next part of it, but I think I mentioned it briefly in another post since there's an earlier adventure where that was relevant. This is a multi-part thing anyway though so we're good, who cares. :frogbon:

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
Archives come back so I can double-check which parts of Ancient Enemies I've mentioned already and you guys are talking about CTech?

See you soon, F&F. :unsmigghh:

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

Evil Mastermind posted:

I actually hate the whole industry and hobby and everyone in it.

Darren MacLennan posted:

Yeah, I gotta agree: conspiring to physically assault him is a goddamn terrible idea, and kind of lovely to boot.

Robindaybird posted:

We should leave our trashing of people purely in the verbal realm.

Mors Rattus posted:

Yeah, it really shouldn't need to be said but harassment is not cool. Don't encourage harassment! Don't do that! Why would you even think that's okay?

These are all good posts. Don't do that!

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Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
Time for this thread to join the last one in the goldmine. Nice work goons!

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