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randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Hipster changed a long time ago to "trendy young person that I don't like".

This guy just described himself as a hipster merchant of death.

They are hipsters.

Blockhouse posted:

pierce wasn't just bland. he was actively monstrous while everything in the narrative screamed NO REALLY THIS GUY IS A HERO

bland would have been an improvement

This is the same! But worse!

They are still acting like these guys are cool for stickin it to the man. It's the same terribleness.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



randombattle posted:

This guy just described himself as a hipster merchant of death.

They are hipsters.

Marcus could be argued to be a hipster, maybe. Sitara is the same, but more of just your street artist type. Josh is an uber nerd, Wrench is an anarchist punk/metal head, and Horatio is just a dude. I'd say none of them are hipsters, though.

And they are cool for stickin' it to the man, because the man is literally an evil tech bro in this situation. And they aren't endangering the lives of a bunch of innocent bystanders in the process like Aiden Pearce was. And they actually have personalities beyond "I'm a huge rear end in a top hat who murders people and doesn't care if my family gets hurt because I'm so single minded."

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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What is wrong with Marcus? He's chill and he is friendly to people. The crew have an actual rapport.

The problem with Aiden Pearce was not that he was bland. The problem was that he alternated between being melodramatic brooding generic white protagonist and total loving sociopath and the game's story kept on saying THIS IS A GOOD GUY

Blockhouse posted:

pierce wasn't just bland. he was actively monstrous while everything in the narrative screamed NO REALLY THIS GUY IS A HERO

bland would have been an improvement

Yeah this

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Also I just looked up the "hipster merchant of death," line and it's a thing said ironically by Wrench about being able to 3D print custom guns. It's a joke line. I mean, I know a lot of people in this thread have a really hard time reading tone from the insane discussions that happen about the GB crew, but holy poo poo.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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"Is there permadeath in these games?"
"Not in the ones I like. Go ask Brad about those King's Quest games..."

randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

Vince MechMahon posted:

Also I just looked up the "hipster merchant of death," line and it's a thing said ironically by Wrench about being able to 3D print custom guns. It's a joke line. I mean, I know a lot of people in this thread have a really hard time reading tone from the insane discussions that happen about the GB crew, but holy poo poo.

Wow you're right being insulting has really changed my entire opinion. I'm gonna pick up the season pass now.

It's just the same problems as watch dogs 1. 3d printing an assault rifle and mowing down some guys who maybe did a bad thing doesn't paint any of these people as the cool good guys the game is acting like they are. Like okay when watch dogs was first teased everyone was like "Oh you just run around saving people and use your hacker stuff and maybe hit someone with a club if it gets real so maybe it wont have guns at all!" and that is what this game should be.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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I have run around saving people and used my hacker stuff and maybe hit someone with my yo-yo thing and my taser. I have not fired a gun at all after about six hours of play

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



randombattle posted:

Wow you're right being insulting has really changed my entire opinion. I'm gonna pick up the season pass now.

It's just the same problems as watch dogs 1. 3d printing an assault rifle and mowing down some guys who maybe did a bad thing doesn't paint any of these people as the cool good guys the game is acting like they are. Like okay when watch dogs was first teased everyone was like "Oh you just run around saving people and use your hacker stuff and maybe hit someone with a club if it gets real so maybe it wont have guns at all!" and that is what this game should be.

Not trying to change your opinion. Your misreading of the characters has already solidified that, so there's no point in even attempting that. I'm just flabbergasted by it. And the people in these games didn't "maybe do a bad thing." They're all really lovely people. You could also play the game exactly the way you're saying if you want, as there's melee and non-lethal guns.

Randallteal
May 7, 2006

The tears of time
Dan's entire contribution to this robot game ql is asking inane-rear end questions.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Randallteal posted:

Dan's entire contribution to this robot game ql is asking inane-rear end questions.

The second part of "Dan Questions the Validity of Quantum Mechanics" is in the This is the Run video, it's like a crossover

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Alternate-Universe Dan who has a different set of interests would be asking questions like "So what's the deal with food? People enjoy this stuff?! I don't get eating. I mean.... is it the taste? Like, you put it in your mouth, chomp it a little, and then.... what? You swallow or something? I don't know, I just don't get it."

randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

Vince MechMahon posted:

Not trying to change your opinion. Your misreading of the characters has already solidified that, so there's no point in even attempting that. I'm just flabbergasted by it. And the people in these games didn't "maybe do a bad thing." They're all really lovely people. You could also play the game exactly the way you're saying if you want, as there's melee and non-lethal guns.

Are they all lovely people? Is some ex mercenary who ends up working for a private security company really deserving of being murdered? Entire metal gear games revolved around that question. And besides the game goes out of it's way to show how easy it is to fake that very data. What if all of those security guards don't have horrible backstories and it's just an excuse blume uses to cover their asses just in case? Wouldn't that be a fun - oh wait the game doesn't care just shoot the bad guys!

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

I'm guessing you're not making the portag look dumb enough. Get him in a pair of harem pants.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
Dan's questions are great and people who take them seriously enough to actually get annoyed deserve their bad mood.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Don't mood shame me i am a fragile flower and you have to be nice or else I'll wilter

Quixotic1
Jul 25, 2007

This is unfair to Vinny he's already raising two children now he has to raise another one at work. But seriously I look forward to this duo at work.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Kanfy posted:

Dan's questions are great and people who take them seriously enough to actually get annoyed deserve their bad mood.

Dan is great but the barrage of inane questions in QLs is starting to become white noise

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
The Watch Dog people seem like lovely Saints Row cut characters made by interns

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!
hitman: rise of shadow austin is a good stream

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
ahahaha, battleborn is the gift that keeps on giving

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yakuza 0 looks really good and I'm eager to play it

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Blockhouse posted:

hitman: rise of shadow austin is a good stream

"I have to remember not to hurt people the way I'm used to hurting people." -- Austin Walker

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

I hope Brad and Jeff stick with it and the whole of GB begins to respect Kiryu.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Rodyle posted:

I hope Brad and Jeff stick with it and the whole of GB begins to respect Kiryu.

The slow burn of everyone starting to realize Kiryu is the best and Yakuza actually rules is great

Nate RFB
Jan 17, 2005

Clapping Larry
I generally liked playing Yakuza 3 and 4 but I got so burned out on them by the end that I couldn't bring myself to finish 5 and can't see myself doing so either for 0 or 6. Traversing that city just gets really tedious after a certain point and the various quirky minigames lose their luster eventually. If I could do a run that had max stats/equipment/all sidequests completed and I could just run through the story I'd probably do so though.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I have run around saving people and used my hacker stuff and maybe hit someone with my yo-yo thing and my taser. I have not fired a gun at all after about six hours of play

And I murdered 15 security guards in broad daylight to get a battery so I could drive a community college kid's go-kart a little faster.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Captain Invictus posted:

ahahaha, battleborn is the gift that keeps on giving



...Why was Randy Pitchford tweeting battleborn porn in the first place?

Is that just where we're at now?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Bryter posted:

...Why was Randy Pitchford tweeting battleborn porn in the first place?

Is that just where we're at now?

He tweeted an incredibly inconspicuous "WOAH There's a RULE 34 REDDIT FOR BATTLEBORN HA HA WEIRD" tweet because he is desperate for that game to receive any possible attention it could get

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
He tweeted about it shortly after it was created no less, meaning one of two things, either someone told him about it IMMEDIATELY, or this is an incredibly, hilariously poorly thought out publicity stunt

That then backfired anyways and overwatch porn ate their lunch there too

KrayG
Jul 20, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Man i really want to watch the Battleborne quick look after work today because the last time i specifically played a game thanks to all the hate it was getting i ended up putting 40 hours into Destiny.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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KrayG posted:

Man i really want to watch the Battleborne quick look after work today because the last time i specifically played a game thanks to all the hate it was getting i ended up putting 40 hours into Destiny.

Watch the UPF segment where they played battleborn. It seems like it goes on for hours and you get to see all their reactions to the character voice over dialogue

KrayG
Jul 20, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Which upf was that?

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Soul Glo posted:

And I murdered 15 security guards in broad daylight to get a battery so I could drive a community college kid's go-kart a little faster.

This was the mission where I decided that trying to play the game stealthily without killing anyone would be an exercise in frustration. Just blowing everyone away and then murdering whatever reinforcements they call in is so much quicker and easier than spending forever trying to figure out whether or not random guard number 4 actually has line of sight to me or my drones.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Watch the UPF segment where they played battleborn. It seems like it goes on for hours and you get to see all their reactions to the character voice over dialogue

Is that the one where they play as the minigun dude who takes up 70% of the screen and seemed really ineffective?

Hargrimm
Sep 22, 2011

W A R R E N

Blowjob Overtime posted:

Is that the one where they play as the minigun dude who takes up 70% of the screen and seemed really ineffective?

AKA the world's least-subtle Patrick Warburton soundalike, yes

BrainMeats
Aug 20, 2000

We have evolved beyond the need for posting.

Soiled Meat

Hargrimm posted:

AKA the world's least-subtle Patrick Warburton soundalike, yes

He had me fooled at least. Even the voice talent in Battleborn is derivative I guess.

Firebert
Aug 16, 2004
Two hours to Elite: Drewgerous! Hope he pops on the VR and we get another 2001 gif.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

"I don't think photons are real." -- Dan Ryckert

So if Dan doesn't understand things, they aren't real

He did have a much firmer understanding of the concept of a scientific theory than I ever would have expected though.

Hargrimm
Sep 22, 2011

W A R R E N

CottonWolf posted:

He did have a much firmer understanding of the concept of a scientific theory than I ever would have expected though.

It hurt to see Vinny undermining one of the few things Dan is actually kind of right about

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Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

Hargrimm posted:

AKA the world's least-subtle Patrick Warburton soundalike, yes

Why would you even go for a soundalike, I think that dude's available

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