I've decided I want a standard bike.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > Cycle Asylum > I've decided I want a standard bike.

ought ten: Feb 6, 2004

No honest man needs more than one cylinder.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2014 21:59

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 23:45

ought ten: Feb 6, 2004

Incursus posted:

You didn't choose the thump life, the thump life chose you!

*motorcycle shakes itself to pieces*

# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 03:18

ought ten: Feb 6, 2004

Ducati Scrambler. But throw out all your angle grinders first so you're not tempted by the dark arts.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 23:51

ought ten: Feb 6, 2004

Oh you wanted to buy a bike? Hahaha so silly of me, I'm sorry. Here at Ducati we're selling a ~*lifestyle*~

As far as I know the motorcycle is the only good thing about the Scrambler. Everything else is the worst thing about motorcycling.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 07:36

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