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nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp
Okay, so I have decent camera (Nikon CoolPix P500) and a 6ft tripod. For over a year I have been taking pictures, both casually and attempting something that is 'professional' looking. I put a select group of pictures in one album here: http://imgur.com/a/nvN00
There are some random pics of my cats but for the most part most of the pictures are my attempt at trying to do something nice. What I am wondering is what I have done right, wrong, and what I can do to improve my photography. Such as, which settings are appropriate for which situations? Is it always appropriate to use the max pixel frame? How do I use aperture priority loose-hand?
Thanks.

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SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


There's probably at least 3 or 4 existing threads that could answer this.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


...which is why this is now the BEST THREAD IN DORKROOM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp
Yeah, you're a cool dude. Thanks for not actually helping me out in any way. You mention there are other threads that I could post my questions in but you don't even bother to link them for me. Yeah, maybe my questions were dumb, but from my glance through the forum I didn't see a thread that seemed appropriate to post what I did. Thanks for being an rear end in a top hat and not being productive in any way. You don't deserve the title of mod if this is how you treat people.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


nihil morari posted:

Yeah, you're a cool dude. Thanks for not actually helping me out in any way. You mention there are other threads that I could post my questions in but you don't even bother to link them for me. Yeah, maybe my questions were dumb, but from my glance through the forum I didn't see a thread that seemed appropriate to post what I did. Thanks for being an rear end in a top hat and not being productive in any way. You don't deserve the title of mod if this is how you treat people.

Fastest meltdown ever.

Hit up the point & shoot thread, the newbie thread, general photography questions thread, or Photo A Day if you're feeling adventurous.

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

I opened the link, saw that there were 122 images, and then promptly said to myself "yes I will spend the next hour looking at each one and deciding what worked and what didn't work when I can't even know what setting they used, what they were trying to accomplish, or wait why are there 20 versions of the same picture what the gently caress"

e. nikon sucks qtiyd

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp
Yeah I wasn't really expecting anyone to analyse everything. I just thought maybe something would stick out for someone and they would have a comment on it and what I did right, wrong, or could do better. That's all. Of course I didn't expect anyone to browse through 122 photos thoroughly.

SoundMonkey posted:

Fastest meltdown ever.

Hit up the point & shoot thread, the newbie thread, general photography questions thread, or Photo A Day if you're feeling adventurous.

Not sure how it's a meltdown. You have yet to still provide links to these threads that would answer the questions in my stupid post. gg being a mod

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

here you go

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=247

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


^^^ you son of a bitch

nihil morari posted:

Not sure how it's a meltdown. You have yet to still provide links to these threads that would answer the questions in my stupid post. gg being a mod

You may find them on the first page of the thread index, the same page you hit the 'Post' button on. They all have very helpful and descriptive titles to ensure that you find the one that's right for you.

dont hate the playa
May 12, 2009

20131216-IMG_2771 by LeeMHarp, on Flickr

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.



At least tell us its goddamn name.

Hi Ripley ! :buddy:

SoundMonkey fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jan 18, 2014

dont hate the playa
May 12, 2009
You tell me you want me to tell you her name, but you don't hit the keys for me. gg mod.


(Ripley)

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Claw Massage posted:

You tell me you want me to tell you her name, but you don't hit the keys for me. gg mod.


(Ripley)

You don't even post the name of your cat with its picture. You don't deserve the title of poster if this is how you treat people.

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

She is beautiful.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

nihil morari posted:

Yeah I wasn't really expecting anyone to analyse everything. I just thought maybe something would stick out for someone and they would have a comment on it and what I did right, wrong, or could do better. That's all. Of course I didn't expect anyone to browse through 122 photos thoroughly.


Not sure how it's a meltdown. You have yet to still provide links to these threads that would answer the questions in my stupid post. gg being a mod

Stop posting words, you suck at it. Post pictures of your catte.

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

8th-snype posted:

Stop posting words, you suck at it. Post pictures of your catte.

To be fair, he has some in the dump he gave us.

Here is a representative example:


Others:
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#9
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#14
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#15
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#20
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#24
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#36
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#41
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#121

Be right back. Dug through too many photos to find the cats. Gotta remove eyes. Gotta bleach mind. It all hurts too much. I don't want to remember.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

No Gravitas posted:

To be fair, he has some in the dump he gave us.

Here is a representative example:


Others:
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#9
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#14
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#15
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#20
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#24
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#36
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#41
http://imgur.com/a/nvN00#121

Be right back. Dug through too many photos to find the cats. Gotta remove eyes. Gotta bleach mind. It all hurts too much. I don't want to remember.

I ain't digging through some shitlord's giant imgur gallery, he can post the cattes in the thread like a civilized person.

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp
It was just more convenient to link the album than to create a new album of selected pictures which was a kind of rear end in a top hat thing of me to do and I am sorry. I really should just have chosen a select few pictures that I wanted opinions on: and also posted them in the proper thread. which again, I am sorry I didn't notice. And which again, thanks for being assholes and not actually linking me the proper place. I'm actually interested in learning but it's pretty uncool how so many of you take some sort of pleasure in making GBS threads on me; especially surprising how the mod of this place went out of his way not only to disparage me but to sticky my thread and further insult me. Most of you think you're having a laugh on me but it's you I am laughing at.

And 8th-snype get real and stop harshin' by buzz. I own legit status on driving-cam-picutures chyahhh.

http://imgur.com/4v3uv2h
http://imgur.com/l6CRtmZ
http://imgur.com/8rQYsyV
http://imgur.com/o3WDqVs
http://imgur.com/zRHTj2c

Yeh, no hype just skill. Get in line.

MrBlandAverage
Jul 2, 2003

GNNAAAARRRR
Let me introduce you to your friend, the [img] tag.

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp
I am aware of the image tag, I just did not want to paste pictures all over here as I did not feel it necessary. Thanks for the tip, though.

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MrBlandAverage posted:

Let me introduce you to your friend, the [img] tag.

Don't do it. The drat things are 12 megapixel. That is a lot of mega and the Internet won't be able to handle it. Don't give him weapons! Tell him about timg instead!

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

nihil morari posted:

It was just more convenient to link the album than to create a new album of selected pictures which was a kind of rear end in a top hat thing of me to do and I am sorry. I really should just have chosen a select few pictures that I wanted opinions on: and also posted them in the proper thread. which again, I am sorry I didn't notice. And which again, thanks for being assholes and not actually linking me the proper place. I'm actually interested in learning but it's pretty uncool how so many of you take some sort of pleasure in making GBS threads on me; especially surprising how the mod of this place went out of his way not only to disparage me but to sticky my thread and further insult me. Most of you think you're having a laugh on me but it's you I am laughing at.

And 8th-snype get real and stop harshin' by buzz. I own legit status on driving-cam-picutures chyahhh.

http://imgur.com/4v3uv2h
http://imgur.com/l6CRtmZ
http://imgur.com/8rQYsyV
http://imgur.com/o3WDqVs
http://imgur.com/zRHTj2c

Yeh, no hype just skill. Get in line.

Okay, whose Parachute account are you? There's no way you are this bad at posting for real.

MrBlandAverage
Jul 2, 2003

GNNAAAARRRR

No Gravitas posted:

Don't do it. The drat things are 12 megapixel. That is a lot of mega and the Internet won't be able to handle it. Don't give him weapons! Tell him about timg instead!

Imgur automatically generates thumbnails for you. All you have to do is add an l before the file extension.

By way of example, the image [timg]'d further up the page:



And normal sized:

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp

MrBlandAverage posted:

Imgur automatically generates thumbnails for you. All you have to do is add an l before the file extension.

Oh, I know. I just didn't want to waste space on the page as I didn't think what I posted was really important enough to actually have the images displayed. But thank you for your actual response.

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp

8th-snype posted:

Okay, whose Parachute account are you? There's no way you are this bad at posting for real.

Looks like someone is jelli that I can take better driving cam pix =X

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

nihil morari posted:

Looks like someone is jelli that I can take better driving cam pix =X

Please show me a driving cam pix of you careening into a bridge abutment. TIA

MrBlandAverage
Jul 2, 2003

GNNAAAARRRR

nihil morari posted:

Oh, I know. I just didn't want to waste space on the page as I didn't think what I posted was really important enough to actually have the images displayed. But thank you for your actual response.

If it wasn't even important enough to use the [img] tag, was it important enough to make a thread about??

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp

8th-snype posted:

Please show me a driving cam pix of you careening into a bridge abutment. TIA

All of mine were taken while intoxicated so I really think you have no place to speak. Amateur.

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

the only status you've achieved is "meh", sorry.


step your game up!

e. and then kill yourself for driving drunk

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp

MrBlandAverage posted:

If it wasn't even important enough to use the [img] tag, was it important enough to make a thread about??

Does it really matter this much? If it is not important, then don't reply and the thread would float down and off the main page. Now it is a stickied thread because the mod here needs to work out some teen angst issues or something. This is pretty silly. Sure fine my thread was dumb and my questions would have been better in a different place, but instead of actually pointing me in the right direction the mod and others decided to poo poo on me, so my only response now is to have fun with this all.

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp

Mr. Despair posted:

the only status you've achieved is "meh", sorry.


step your game up!

e. and then kill yourself for driving drunk

I have at least 400 days of driving intoxicated under my belt and never once had an accident and I took a lot of nice pix. That's a slam dunk in my book.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

MrBlandAverage
Jul 2, 2003

GNNAAAARRRR

nihil morari posted:

Does it really matter this much? If it is not important, then don't reply and the thread would float down and off the main page. Now it is a stickied thread because the mod here needs to work out some teen angst issues or something. This is pretty silly. Sure fine my thread was dumb and my questions would have been better in a different place, but instead of actually pointing me in the right direction the mod and others decided to poo poo on me, so my only response now is to have fun with this all.

Congrats on your poo poo thread and your poo poo posting. :getout:

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Teen angst? Oh dear.

Guys, he is going meta on us!

Let's form up. Have courage. Respond with a barrage of cat pictures.

(Someone buy me a cat. EDIT: Or two.)

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp

No Gravitas posted:

Teen angst? Oh dear.

Guys, he is going meta on us!

Let's form up. Have courage. Respond with a barrage of cat pictures.

(Someone buy me a cat. EDIT: Or two.)

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

You have a very...je ne sais quoi quality to your photos.

I think this link would really help both your photos and posting though.

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp
That link goes no where and your french language has no context and is out of place :(

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

nihil morari posted:

That link goes no where and your french language has no context :(

He tried to get you to log out. It does not quite work like that, the logout links work only for one person... Technology!

Cannot say I blame him for wanting to do that though!

Because technology fails us, could you do it yourself?

Merci de avant!

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp
ok jerks this'll happen to you if you don't stop hating on me.

nihil morari
Sep 24, 2011

by Ralp
drat table didn't see that poo poo comin'

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Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

No Gravitas posted:

He tried to get you to log out. It does not quite work like that, the logout links work only for one person... Technology!

Cannot say I blame him for wanting to do that though!


Well poo poo, the one thing radium does right on the forums.

Regardless, both my French and my posting skills are still better than your photos.

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