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El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

MissEchelon posted:

Yeah, that song the new duck plays is used in a bunch of random spinning toys lately. My housemate has a spinning tiger head that shines lights everywhere and plays that song.

Is it Abracadabra by Tiggy? For some reason there is a very popular sound chip for toys in China that contains that song for no reason I can think of.

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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


El Estrago Bonito posted:

Is it Abracadabra by Tiggy? For some reason there is a very popular sound chip for toys in China that contains that song for no reason I can think of.

oh huh... I think it is

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
oh my god

http://www.dx.com/p/innocent-boy-butane-lighter-4194#.VMyYOITTm6g

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Jedrick posted:


http://www.dx.com/p/evil-totem-car-sticker-color-style-assorted-46193
I don't know which 3, but I'm hoping for the snake, evil music, and the skull and green crossbones.

I feel like these were on a set of pogs back in the early 90's.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

So comfort.

http://www.dx.com/p/cute-plush-3d-doge-puppy-doll-toy-w-cushion-yellow-376709#.VM-r0YbfWK0

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Jesus Christ this is terrifying.

NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
Seems the Doge may have a partner in crime now.

http://www.dx.com/p/women-s-lovely-cat-pattern-plush-change-coin-purse-pouch-grey-yellow-376396#.VNDGjtJSjAQ

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

I feel like these were on a set of pogs back in the early 90's.

You may be right, I still have my Pog collection somewhere and these look vaguely familiar. I got nearly all my pogs at the neighborhood store for poors (before dollar stores were a thing) and all of them had really weird/hilarious designs, a large amount of them having something to do with skulls.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Skulls and 8-balls. And Poison.

I had a slammer with OJ Simpson's face on it and "THE JUICE IS LOOSE!" written underneath.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I found a bag that seems to be marketed to homeless people?

I was thinking about building a bike from parts ordered from DealExtreme (pretty sure they have at least one of each of the really important things) and I am interested in supercharging it with unnecessary motors, sirens, and lights. I am taking suggestions.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

twoday posted:

I found a bag that seems to be marketed to homeless people?

I was thinking about building a bike from parts ordered from DealExtreme (pretty sure they have at least one of each of the really important things) and I am interested in supercharging it with unnecessary motors, sirens, and lights. I am taking suggestions.

Man, I seriously would not ride a bike made solely from DX parts. I'd put it on display as a curio but that thing would never take me over any road.

Opabinia
Dec 21, 2011

Your Burgess Shale buddy!

twoday posted:

I found a bag that seems to be marketed to homeless people?

That is a dry sack! While the addition of "drifting" is odd, if you ever go on a canoeing, kayaking, or sailing trip, this is what you pack you poo poo in if you don't want it to get wet.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

twoday posted:

I found a bag that seems to be marketed to homeless people?

I was thinking about building a bike from parts ordered from DealExtreme (pretty sure they have at least one of each of the really important things) and I am interested in supercharging it with unnecessary motors, sirens, and lights. I am taking suggestions.

I actually have that exact one from dx , I chuck all my electronics in it when im out and about in bad weather as the bags I own arent waterproof. I dont go hiking or anything though, just usually carry 3 or 4 electronics at a time and I dont want that poo poo getting wet.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Wow, so prev. Much next.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

RCarr posted:

Skulls and 8-balls. And Poison.

I had a slammer with OJ Simpson's face on it and "THE JUICE IS LOOSE!" written underneath.

There was a whole series of OJ Simpson Pogs and I still have all of those fuckers. Ronald Goldman, Lance Ito, Nicole Brown, and everybody ever mentioned to have maybe been involved with the trial. One has the loving bailiff on it.

Also seconding "don't ride that bike bro"

rotoscoped
Oct 30, 2010
So who wants some :nws: crossdressing "homosexual love flavors" Hitler pins to jazz up your favourite outfits & bags?

It's not DX, but I love Aliexpress. It's another treasure trove of weird Chinese / plagiarized poo poo.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


rotoscoped posted:

So who wants some :nws: crossdressing "homosexual love flavors" Hitler pins to jazz up your favourite outfits & bags?

It's not DX, but I love Aliexpress. It's another treasure trove of weird Chinese / plagiarized poo poo.

Someone's selling these on Etsy for £14/$20 each. I bought some for myself and friends from here so thank you for enabling our ridiculousness.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord


Oh...oh boy..I'm not the only one seeing this right?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Avocados posted:



Oh...oh boy..I'm not the only one seeing this right?

I think it is a anime face doing >_<


But yes it looks like goatse.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

rotoscoped posted:

So who wants some :nws: crossdressing "homosexual love flavors" Hitler pins to jazz up your favourite outfits & bags?

It's not DX, but I love Aliexpress. It's another treasure trove of weird Chinese / plagiarized poo poo.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

From the Anti-Food Porn Thread:

axolotl farmer posted:

Steam tray cooking :geno:



Dump chicken legs in trays, put in cabinet. The liquid that collects in the bottom of the tray is the sauce. For effort, brown the chicken in an oven for a few minutes before steaming.

This storefront is fantastic.



And absolutely do not miss the customer feedback page.

Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 16:54 on Apr 13, 2015

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Pastry of the Year posted:

From the Anti-Food Porn Thread:


This storefront is fantastic.



And absolutely do not miss the customer feedback page.

I never knew I needed a drum of Halal Xanthan Gum!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Pastry of the Year posted:

From the Anti-Food Porn Thread:


This storefront is fantastic.



And absolutely do not miss the customer feedback page.

I agree, much fantastic page, Dear.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I never knew I needed a drum of Halal Xanthan Gum!

I would love if someone could explain how xantham gum aids in oil and mud drilling and the difference between them.

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.

Pastry of the Year posted:

From the Anti-Food Porn Thread:


This storefront is fantastic.



And absolutely do not miss the customer feedback page.

They have machines I would never have dreamed of, like a High Efficiency Chicken Feet Peeler or a dozen variations of Popular Quail Egg Peeling Machine.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Crunkjuice posted:

I would love if someone could explain how xantham gum aids in oil and mud drilling and the difference between them.

Same use as in food. Thickens fluids.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Pastry of the Year posted:

From the Anti-Food Porn Thread:


This storefront is fantastic.



And absolutely do not miss the customer feedback page.

why do half of their chemicals come in butt plugs?

e: for example:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




SybilVimes posted:

why do half of their chemicals come in butt plugs?

e: for example:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampoule

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

:siren:SHRILLING CHICKEN:siren:



Squeeze! The scream will take you and your friends more laugh! Are you not happy?
Squeeze! Indulge yourself, a friend or a furry friend with this fun, silly toy that will tickle their funny bone.
The scream will relax yourself and take unexpected fun and entertainment, relax yourself and release stress.
Great to toss and carry
High quality and easy to perform
Press the center of the chicken, Rubber Chicken Toy will shrill some kind of chicken's voice. Rubber Chicken Toy is very funny
This Rubber Chicken Toy is not any ordinary chicken, when you squeeze him he makes a loud screaming sound
Most popular screaming chicken on YouTube
When you are in a bad mood or have a great pressure, you can squeezing or in press the rooster.It will emit a sound
It can bring you great pleasure
It is very interesting for you to play it
This adorable pet chicken can be a perfect gift for your children or friends
This interesting shrilling chicken can makes a lound screaming sound.
Your pet would love it and enjoy the funny time.
The Squawking Screaming Shrilling Chicken will make you laugh and release pressure
Will let the boring and quiet office, classroom, home full of happiness when you need to have a rest
Lots of fun for all age



Also you can use it to absorb the pet's attention
Buy it now, how to press or squeeze the Screaming Rubber Chicken is up to you
Shrilling chicken toy to bring extra fun to your dog's entertainment
Squeeze it and it makes loud screaming sound
Life-like skin detail, big open mouth for enhanced joy
Material: Silicone Frisbee, and the baby's pacifier use the same material, as smooth as a baby's delicate skin, super toughness, long life.
It's so hot on youtube.
The chicken is a great pet toy. It can scream When you press the chicken's belly.
The chicken can help you relieve srtess and bring a happy mood for you.
Great for fun and entertainment.You could play a trick with your friend!



Shrilling chicken made from latex, environmental and health, you can be at ease to bite.
Not poisoning and gas leakage, but will scream. Dogs can not only play, children and adults also can play.
shrilling chicken is a kind of plastic toys.
This toy pinch the would be a sad cries. Dogs like that sound.
Under the working pressure, the migrant workers find way to relieve stress. So,bellow chicken this toy is very popular,good market sales.



It makes a horrible loud shrieking sound when squeezed.
Give the Chicken a squeeze and watch out,your dog goes into a howling,barking frenzy!The shrilling Chicken goes crazy and starting shrieking like mad.
The noise the Chicken makes when you squeeze hime is as annoying as any sound you have ever heard.
It has different effects on different people as some just crack up and want to squeeze it again and again.Others want to run scraming from the room.
It's great for both the home and office but especially a childrens party.



How to play?
“I will scream when you squeeze me”
“I can make your pets happy by chewing me, especially dogs! ”
"Squeeze me when you are not happy, I will help you relax"
"Squeeze me when you are happy, I will make you and your friends laugh"
"My shrilling scream will let you have unexpected fun and entertainment, relax and release stress"



Lovely chicken design of the toy,the pets will be easily attaracted.
When you pinch it,it will make a sound "WOW",very funny.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Good to see Zack Parsons is continuing "Instruction for a Help."

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