Survivor Cagayan: Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty

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Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

HUMAN FISH posted:

Yung �Woo� Hwang
Age: 29
Newport Beach, CA
Occupation: Martial Arts Instructor, Personal trainer, Surf instructor
Personal claim to fame: Graduating College
Survivor Contestant You Are Most Like: With my martial arts experience, my game is very strong, humble, grateful and respectful, much like Ozzy.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: This game was made for me! I�m smart and can play a great social game. People tend to like me. I�m fast and agile. I�ll do great in obstacle course challenges. I have undeniable focus and concentration and I�ll smash the competition in balancing challenges. I can swim well and climb coconut trees. I am SURVIVOR!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/YungWoo23
Meet the cast video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6iBTcCnkSY
Cool dude.

Oh Woo.

You're so handsome and awesome and--

HUMAN FISH posted:

Survivor Contestant You Are Most Like: With my martial arts experience, my game is very strong, humble, grateful and respectful, much like Ozzy.

I...bwuh?

# ¿ Jan 24, 2014 17:30

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:32

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Edit: ^^^

I can't help but to think that there was something missing from the last thread...oh yeah!

Ghostpilot fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Jan 24, 2014

# ¿ Jan 24, 2014 18:14

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

HUMAN FISH posted:

I don't like people posting that in a derogatory manner because lampreys are loving delicious. Seriously, try some. Delicious.

Sorry, still the stuff of nightmares. The one you ate lies in wait for the opportune time to burst from your chest in search of more victims from which to feed.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2014 02:12

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

I think a large part of his game will hinge up whether or not he gets recognized, especially given his reputation.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 02:15

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Sports may as be another language, heck, another world. But everything I've heard about him was...ahem, less than favorable.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 03:23

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

HUMAN FISH posted:

I know everyone hates Colton, but he had a pretty good interview over at Survivor Oz. Dropped some behind the scenes stuff about blood vs water.

Given that he told the biggest lie since Fairplay, I'd take what he says with a ~~grain~~ mountain of salt.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 01:10

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

HUMAN FISH posted:

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Colton seems like pretty much a completely different person outside of the island.

When he faked appendicitis to get out of the game the first time around. It was part of Jeff's :rant:

when Colton quit Blood vs Water.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 16:42

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Marry me. drat the law!

# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 16:59

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Juanito posted:

Man, what little hope I had for Jeff is gone.

He wasn't even Danger Jeff last season. The Jeff I know is dead. :colbert:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 06:01

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Already starting off awkwardly.

Also, haven't we seen Jeff standing on a mountain(?) like that before? Or that exact mountain?

Edit: "We're not pretty or buff, so I guess we're the nerds?" :shrug:

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:05

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Haha, so there's going to be a hierarchy of attractiveness on the beauty tribe?

:v:

"She's hot, but she's cute. And I trust cute before hot."

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:08

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

SteveVizsla posted:

I already knew he was a douche but goddamn

That suit looks like Brooks Bros too, hey let's wear clothes that probably cost a thousand bucks

But a million dollars can buy a lot of Brooks Bros. suits, right? :haw:

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:11

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

I sure hope he goes all in -- to that Komodo dragon's mouth.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:12

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Well, he was right not to trust hot. Gotta give him that.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:13

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Because this is so much like Poker, you fuckin' tool.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:14

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Time to see Garrett's poker face.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:16

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

So you're a dumb cop.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:27

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

J'Tia's not smart enough to know how social cues work.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:30

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Hmm, wonder if J'Tia's basing her gameplay on Francescashaca.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:32

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Unmerciful posted:

Ah thanks. That was pretty sharp of her.

Pulling for Cliffy - people were probably going to assume he played ball but it sucks he got recognized immediately

This can work to his advantage. Things don't tend to work well for people who attempt to conceal their identities.

sportsgenius86 posted:

She's more NaOnka

Maybe, but NaOnka was never voted out.

First.

Twice.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:35

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Why did Jeff give them regional tribe names if he's not going to use them?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:38

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Man, J'Tia begging to be eliminated first.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:39

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZVdR19E5mU

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:42

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Seeya J'Tia.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:43

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

People are saying this as though Jeff has ever been subtle.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:44

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

xbilkis posted:

Yeah but she's black, and has been edited as mildly annoying in the first three days. Case closed

Survivor history doesn't lie. :shrug:

Edit: Oooooh if Garrett goes, I'll be so happy.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:47

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

"I'm an honest person."

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:50

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Poque posted:

Garrett's playing this really well. I'm kind of surprised.

Relatively speaking!

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:52

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

I can't wait to hear their arguments & counterarguments for who stays and goes. This is going to be so good!

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:53

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Who does David think he is?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 02:56

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

Jesus can they not put a roof over tribal council?

Perhaps the clearest indicator of Survivor's declining budget yet.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 03:00

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Wow, how do you gently caress up a sure thing of J'Tia being voted out? He essentially had a bye and threw it away.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 03:05

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

OOOOOOOH! I WANNA PUNCH HIM! I WANT TO PUNCH HIM! LET ME PUNCH GARRETT IN THE FACE!

"The women aren't going to break up, and the boys aren't going to break up, so where does that leave me?"

I don't want to presume anything, Kass, but you come across as a woman.

Ghostpilot fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Feb 27, 2014

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 03:07

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

WooTangClan ain't nothin' to gently caress with!

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 03:11

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

I maintain that Brice is Colton in blackface.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 03:13

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

#spyshack

Oh my god. :psyduck:

This guy is allowed to carry guns and arrest people.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 03:15

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

I hope he makes a spy camera from a coconut. :allears:

Seriously though, this is Phil Sheppard levels of crazy.

:stalker:

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 03:19

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

xbilkis posted:

Tony is a strong contender for the dumbest Survivor thus far.

"Hey I'm just uh...working on the shelter over here, away from the shelter. Don't ask me what I'm doing, and don't ask me what became of my work later."

CONFESSIONAL: "Nobody will ever suspect that I'm actually building a secret shelter where I've been working all day"

Within full view of camp 15 yard away.

That's a very complicated ~~fish~~ puzzle?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 03:20

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Really? The two black men are sitting out the swimming challenge? :ughh:

Between this and Amazing Race I'm beginning to feel as though my ability to swim is a borderline superpower.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 03:22

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:32

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Whoa, was that blood from Spycop's foot?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 03:24

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