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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Oh hey theres a coloring book on my shelf!



Holy poo poo!










I have a newfound appreciation for the wondrous sport of Nascar. Now if youll excuse me, Im off to buy some Interstate Batteries.

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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
thanks

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
5

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Good job, now for the REAL challenge

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

This is kinda terrifying.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer



we all love spaghetti, tony, we all do

a true hero

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo


TOM CRUISE

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Gutcruncher posted:

Good job, now for the REAL challenge



basically draw a big fuckin' circle is what it's saying

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mike-o posted:




we all love spaghetti, tony, we all do

a true hero

This is beautiful.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Cismans Burden posted:

basically draw a big fuckin' circle is what it's saying

Uh, no. Draw a big loving circle then a smaller one inside. Idiot.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Gutcruncher posted:

Good job, now for the REAL challenge




actual nascar racetrack blueprints

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Mike-o posted:




we all love spaghetti, tony, we all do

a true hero

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


5'd

breadingbutter
Dec 28, 2013

by Ralp
*takes a break from reading encyclopedia to go to store with mom* (no tv because parents are making payments on encyclopedia)

*goes to store, sees connect-the-dot books*

*wonders how other kids can do simple things like tie shoes and breath*

me at 8 years old.

*disclaimer - i'm not super-smart, i just think i am.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



ahahahahahahaaa

sexy cougar on the prowl
Dec 31, 2008

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

So JJ has the mind of a child trapped in...the body of a slightly older child, and Tony Stewart is a lunatic.
Oh, sorry, The Columbus Comet is a lunatic.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Nascar just sucks because it's not Mario Kart

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!


He really love sgetti

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

FedEx has an arrow in there logo.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


GUYS I NEED HELP

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
i think you can race birds

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 4, 2009

~*I Sparkle You Sparkle*~

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

:eyepop:
Holy gently caress that's a work of art.

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 4, 2009

~*I Sparkle You Sparkle*~
There's multiple tentacles in Denny's pasta and I don't know why.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde
123

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!

tupac holocron fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Feb 2, 2014

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Cut this picture of a boring oval and paste it in 19 different US states!

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Wait...Denny is the man-child who has been driven literally insane by spaghetti? So who is JJ? WHO ARE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE??

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

I.C. posted:

Wait...Denny is the man-child who has been driven literally insane by spaghetti? So who is JJ? WHO ARE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE??

Tom Cruise in Days of thunder.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Gutcruncher posted:

Good job, now for the REAL challenge



The real question is, why do you connect the dots clockwise when making the racetrack, then they drive counterclockwise?

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The real question is, why do you connect the dots clockwise when making the racetrack, then they drive counterclockwise?

to show children that other directions exist, much like dale discovered on that fateful day

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
draw stink lines on this race track and also draw stink lines on every object on and near this race track

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Circle every adult near the race track who is going pee pee somewhere funny! Hamburger Helper™

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

Those are awesome, hell all of these are great! All my 5's.

Vyatich
Apr 30, 2012
This one time I walked into the living room as a child and my mom was masturbating to a nascar race and freaked out and covered herself with a pillow. It really weirded me out amd I hate nascar now.





















Im jealous of nascar

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Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Mike-o posted:




we all love spaghetti, tony, we all do

a true hero

Mom's Spaghetti haha like the eminem song "Lose Yourself" from 8 Mile

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