NHL Be A Pro -- Goon Style '14: Hockles Doesn't Sleep Edition

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Slappy Pappy: Oct 15, 2003; Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!; Dinosaur Gum

Moncton for life.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 17:56

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# ? May 3, 2024 17:12

THE MACHO MAN: Nov 15, 2007; ...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

yesssss

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:33

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

THE MACHO MAN posted:

yesssss

What's even better, this hit is way after the whistle. I strive for 100% accuracy this year.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:50

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Hockles posted:

Introducing your future NHL stars:

Martijn van der Veen - Goalie
Prince Albert Raiders (WHL) - Class of 2015

Swagger.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:54

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

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Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Feb 17, 2014

# ? Feb 5, 2014 21:56

fits: Jan 1, 2008; Love Always,
The Captain

quote:

Gunnar Stahl - Left Wing
Red Deer Rebels (WHL) - Class of 2015

Slappers from outside the blue line? Just what I like to see

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:00

Aurora: Jan 7, 2008

Oilers here I come!

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:09

sba: Jul 9, 2001; bae

Perhaps you missed the LEADING SCORER graphic whenever we play EASHL but I'm no second rounder. :colbert:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:13

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Aurora posted:

Oilers here I come!

If he uses the default draft order I think Colorado has first overall pick.

Highly recommend reading the old thread for Pleads' Adventures in Colorado.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:36

Xtanstic: Nov 23, 2007

Hockles posted:

2014 Draft Class Preseason Rankings

Comments
This is going to be more top-heavy than normal, but it should get everyone decent NHL time.

C'mon Poutine! I hope end of the 1st round means I get drafted by a perennial contender. :smuggo:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:40

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Furnaceface posted:

If he uses the default draft order I think Colorado has first overall pick.

Nope. I am simulating the entire 2013-14 season, so they will be left up to chance. As will every season.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:42

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

I hope my stock at Niagara doesn't fall. 36th is gonna be rough.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:43

Glambags: Dec 28, 2003

A defenseman and a goaltender as 1 and 2? Well ok then.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:53

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Furnaceface posted:

Highly recommend reading the old thread for Pleads' Adventures in Colorado.

It will be better this time around with the Polish Punchman!

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:59

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Furnaceface posted:

If he uses the default draft order I think Colorado has first overall pick.

Highly recommend reading the old thread for Pleads' Adventures in Colorado.

Vick's quest for glory by elevating his team instead of being a selfish goalhog was clearly the best story :colbert:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:02

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Ouch....ouuuuuch 68th overall.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:02

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

IcePhoenix posted:

Vick's quest for glory by elevating his team instead of being a selfish goalhog was clearly the best story

I personally remember Michael Vick winning the Lady Byng in his rookie season. That ranks up there.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:03

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Hockles posted:

I personally remember Michael Vick winning the Lady Byng in his rookie season. That ranks up there.

And leading the playoffs in points one year without actually making it to the Cup Finals!

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:05

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

woo 18th is solid for a not-poo poo team grabbing Wang

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:29

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

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Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Feb 17, 2014

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:33

bewbies: Sep 23, 2003; Fun Shoe

Hockles posted:

2014 Draft Class Olympic Break Rankings

This includes the team projected to take the prospect based on their standings at the Olympic break.

Buggy skill gonna get drafted by calgary then traded to stl for nothing.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:36

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

bewbies posted:

Buggy skill gonna get drafted by calgary then traded to stl for nothing.

History indicates he's more likely to end up in Toronto or Montreal

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:40

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

@PWiczy97
19 muszą być tutaj co do picia #chromy #yxe

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:44

checksin: Nov 23, 2006; I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...

drat LA is tanking hard for the Steidl lottery

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:44

real_scud: Sep 5, 2002; One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Hockles posted:

2014 Draft Class Olympic Break Rankings

This includes the team projected to take the prospect based on their standings at the Olympic break.

Oh man I don't know how I'd feel about Dennis being taken by the Caps if this actually comes to pass.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:54

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

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Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Feb 17, 2014

# ? Feb 6, 2014 00:01

FUCK COREY PERRY: Apr 19, 2008

Goalie factory please draft McLargeHuge :getin:

no prospect game though? gently caress that noise.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 00:01

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

real_scud posted:

Oh man I don't know how I'd feel about Dennis being taken by the Caps if this actually comes to pass.

This makes me wonder how differently 14 will handle trades over 13. I dont recall too many goons being traded last time Hockles did this.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 00:04

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Hockles posted:

2014 Draft Class Olympic Break Rankings

This includes the team projected to take the prospect based on their standings at the Olympic break.

lol drafted by the Nucks yesssss Wang will tear poo poo up! :black101:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 00:19

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

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Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Feb 17, 2014

# ? Feb 6, 2014 00:33

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Hockles posted:

2014 Draft Class Olympic Break Rankings

This includes the team projected to take the prospect based on their standings at the Olympic break.

Ha, after the Olympics Pepperdick moved IP from 81st to 80th. Wheee

# ? Feb 6, 2014 00:37

Slappy Pappy: Oct 15, 2003; Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!; Dinosaur Gum

Hockles posted:

2:21 -- (White) E. Windros - Fighting (Major)
2:21 -- (Red) Spamtron - Fighting (Major)

gently caress you Windros.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 00:56

checksin: Nov 23, 2006; I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...

Hockles posted:

2014 CHL Prospect Game

Team Red Lines
Vittunen - Reinhart - Skill
Scherbak - Dal Colle - Dangler
Ritchie - McCann - Virtanen
Bennett - Bar - Perklin

Poutine - Spamtron
Smashnikov - Steidl
Hora - Siebenaler

Hextall Jr
Edmonds

Team White Lines
Windros - Kilza - Jones
Conway - Fantastic - Wang
Mistlele - Baille - Draisaitl
Pepin - Ho-Sang - Cooper

Thomas - Ekblad
LeBlanc - Wesley
Maheux - McKeown

Bergkamp
Laurikainen

Comments
Not as many goons as I was expecting.
I hope Ricky Fantastic and Humungous Wang get drafted together and become linemates there too...

Hockles, would you mind letting Pleads and I know how high Scherbak is drafted? He is our pet Russian and we love him

# ? Feb 6, 2014 00:59

Bradf0rd: Jun 16, 2008; Agent of Chaos

Hockles posted:

2014 CHL Prospect Game
Final
pre:
       1  2  3   
Red    1  0  1  - 2
White  2  1  0  - 3
Scoring Summary
1st Period
14:14 - (White) A. Jones (A. Kilza, E. Windros)

Penalty Summary
1st Period
4:20 -- (White) E. Windros - Fighting (Major)

2nd Period
2:21 -- (White) E. Windros - Fighting (Major)

3rd Period
13:18 - (Red) B. Skill - Boarding (Minor)
18:50 - (White) E. Windros - Delay of Game (Minor)

Comments
Truculence.

An accurate simulation of Windros.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 01:01

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

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Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Feb 17, 2014

# ? Feb 6, 2014 01:03

real_scud: Sep 5, 2002; One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Hockles posted:

2014 CHL Prospect Game
Final

on getting the W, hopefully it'll increase my draft position.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 01:25

Glambags: Dec 28, 2003

Well then, a highly rated goalie prospect expected to go to the isles early in the first round, looks like Sexy Hexy Jr. will be the next Rick DiPietro.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 01:29

THE MACHO MAN: Nov 15, 2007; ...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

Bradf0rd posted:

An accurate simulation of Windros.

Points, punches, pointless penalties. Seems about right!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 01:31

Aurora: Jan 7, 2008

Sweet, time to tank my pick rating now.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 01:37

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# ? May 3, 2024 17:12

GuavaMoment: Aug 13, 2006; YouTube dude

Good job Bar. You didn't score but you didn't gently caress up, either. But what's with the 33rd overall ranking?! That's...entirely appropriate since Rocco Grimaldi went 33rd and he's actually taller than Foo.

_{_{(I am not a 5'5" Asian-Canadian, as someone was asking before)}}

GuavaMoment fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Feb 6, 2014

# ? Feb 6, 2014 01:41

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