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during which ancient egyptian month will blackberry die?
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RIM'S GONNA KEEP GOING BABY!!!
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Nov 22, 2006

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The Management posted:

what happened to the real blackberry thread? anyway this is from bgr so


future phone is amazing compared to currently released phones.

this handset is going to blow the competition out of the water by a country mile. game-changer. innovate

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Nov 22, 2006

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

yeah you're a pretty cool rapper if you have someone else to carry your phone

you're not the hnic unless you have a uniformed marine carrying a briefcase full of ww3

uh

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Nov 22, 2006

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"bout 2 drone and kill innocent ppl lol"

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Nov 22, 2006

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also cool imageleeching

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Nov 22, 2006

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u mad

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Nov 22, 2006

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~Coxy posted:

it's not 2002 anymore

shut up person w/ the same name as me who lives on the opposite side of the world

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Nov 22, 2006

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~Coxy posted:

lol

let me know if you want an exclusive email address

.... how exclusive

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Nov 22, 2006

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Install Windows posted:

droid x phones are kinda like old camrys in that respect

:iiaca:

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Nov 22, 2006

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qirex posted:

I actually saw a z10 in the wild last weekend

i saw my second windows pho last week

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Nov 22, 2006

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The Management posted:

i have to say, the IT systems at my local hospital (independent) are pretty impressive to watch. the nurse communication systems and the wyse terminals and automatic walk up logins all seem to work well and nobody is bitching about tech.

wyse zero clients and citrix xendesktop loving owns

the cleveland clinic has the same setup we do just on a way more massive scale. so does the DMV

our enduser FUD is zilch now

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Nov 22, 2006

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Fart Cannon posted:

you mean the ohio DMV? dont worry, we have some dumb poo poo rolling out this year that will blow your mind.

well, bmv yeah

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Nov 22, 2006

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:psypop:

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Nov 22, 2006

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reminder: it's two thousand and fourteen

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Nov 22, 2006

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Blackula69 posted:

IS IT A PAD



IS IT A PHONE

lmao

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Nov 22, 2006

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

nobody is doing this

i dont think you know how executives work

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Nov 22, 2006

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kevin

kevin where are you

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Nov 22, 2006

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flakeloaf posted:

lick an rear end in a top hat by proxy

mods please

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Nov 22, 2006

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THC posted:

This is a phablet for "professional" users.

As it is a BB device, it is not NSA ready.

Not to be compared to iPhones and Androids as it marches to its own beat.

Forget about trying to comparing it to iPhones, Androids, Windows phones as it merely suggests that you cannot think out of the circles and rectangles.


Unless you have been keeping up with Advance Design ideas, Z10, Q10, Z30 have all won Red Dot design awards.

I am quite certain that the Passport will be another winner of the Red Dot Design award, in time to come.

You want to spend time flipping phones side ways? Then this phablet is not for you!

If you are a busy lawyer, accountant, stock broker, doctor, journalist, engineer, VIP or another professional, this phablet will be worth a look.

If all you do is text, chat, and kill time on social media, this phone is not for you as you definitely cannot walk swinging one arm and type at the same time with it.

yeah

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Nov 22, 2006

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remember blackberrys ad campaign where it was 4 Very Busy Business Professionals and everyone went 'what' and they backpedalled so hard they broke the bike chain then they blamed 'the summer intern' lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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i was reading a long story about it and evidently she just self-meds all day and calls him a cocksucker when he comes back home

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Nov 22, 2006

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Blackula69 posted:

BlackBerry has shrunk its workforce by roughly 60 percent over the last three years as it attempts to reinvent itself.

rip Kevin

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Nov 22, 2006

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FrozenVent posted:

maybe he got it for free somehow

like that one yosposter

luigi thirty for his 'calculator' iirc

also RIP kevin

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Nov 22, 2006

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Bonzo posted:

I thought foxcon was making them now

this weekend i learned sony outsourced all their manufacturing to foxconn

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Nov 22, 2006

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FMguru posted:

Wow...... Engajet won't show you that the battery on the Passport is superior to the battery on the iPhone 6 Plus, much less, the iPhone 6 that Apple won't even tell you what the mAh is ....


Very telling, indeed.... Gotta love the "Apple Hype Apologist Machine"...

Yeah....

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Nov 22, 2006

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:allears:

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Nov 22, 2006

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raruler posted:



why they would pick a map of manhattan is beyond me, that gets the most benefit of a tall phone

uh :psyduck:

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Nov 22, 2006

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gret posted:

In thinking about it, this review could stand in as a metaphor for women in the workplace. Mrs Stern doesn't need a "work phone" she needs one that she can use to play on... and play at business. When given a power tool to use she finds that she is not comfortable with it. I'm sure this would also be true if she was given a power saw, a major court case, a billion or two to manage or a major story to report.

Mrs Stern, like her children, should stick with the iPhone. It is made for women and children to use. Easy to use and to master, the iPhone will not tax their intellect or their (limited) attention.

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Nov 22, 2006

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"feels good in the hand" is like the ultimate tell that someone has no idea about design or anything

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Nov 22, 2006

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Nintendo Kid posted:

or that they're trying to come up with anything positive to say, and its pretty much the lowest bar

just a step above "this is definitely a phone" - engadget review, 2012

yeah that too

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Nov 22, 2006

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Kenny Logins posted:

some of the comments on joanna's review are really really sexist

sh-shocking...!

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Nov 22, 2006

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qirex posted:

I really want to know what all these Serious Business dudes actually do for a living

they're in mom's basement living off disability

no, really

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Nov 22, 2006

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Bonzo posted:

Wait until they fond out she's gay.

i know, lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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does the passport deal coke

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Nov 22, 2006

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citrix just blasted out a mailer about blackberry replacement programs and seminars

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Nov 22, 2006

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yeah but dennis franz used it to talk to his wife at the grocery store :CHIRP:

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Nov 22, 2006

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ffffffffffnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuushahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Nov 22, 2006

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OldAlias posted:

BlackBerry’s new Passport is eye-catching. Women call it “sexy.” Men say it’s “cool.” And once they use it, iPhone owners apologetically concede that they “only have an iPhone.”

Tools not Toys. :crosses arms in suit: I'm the type of guy who doesn't like being told what to do. :raises single dreamworks eyebrow: Introducing the new Blackberry Passport. Do more.

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Nov 22, 2006

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roz ho making her employees assemble at 3am twice so she could call on a kin from the top of kilimanjaro

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Nov 22, 2006

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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

lmao i didnt remember this

or the time she nuked a chunk of the azure infrastructure with no backups

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Nov 22, 2006

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qirex posted:

they probably can't afford to hire a proper branding agency to help them so they just wrote all their ideas on a whiteboard then crossed all the trademarked ones off until secutablet was all that was left

it's this

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