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during which ancient egyptian month will blackberry die?
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RIM'S GONNA KEEP GOING BABY!!!
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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

bawwwww.txt

quote:

Late last week, T-Mobile emailed an offer targeting BlackBerry users on its network asking them to switch their BlackBerry devices to a competitor’s smartphone. As we were never told of their plans in advance, I can only guess that T-Mobile thought its “great offer for BlackBerry customers” would be well received. T-Mobile could not have been more wrong.

I want to thank our loyal customers for your commitment to BlackBerry. By expressing your outrage directly to T-Mobile ‎through tweets, calls and comments in the media and on blog posts, you sent a powerful message that T-Mobile could not ignore. Your partnership with our brand is appreciated by all of us at BlackBerry, and draws a sharp contrast with the behavior of our longtime business partner.

I can assure you that we are outraged too. What puzzles me more is that T-Mobile did not speak with us before or after they launched this clearly inappropriate and ill-conceived marketing promotion.

To the BlackBerry user community, I want to extend our deepest gratitude. Y‎our passion motivates us every day as we navigate our turnaround. And for our loyal customers on the T-Mobile network, know that we have an offer in the works designed especially for you. Watch this space for an update very soon.

Finally, to T-Mobile, I would like to remind you that our long-standing partnership was once productive and profitable for both BlackBerry and T-Mobile. I hope we can find a way forward that allows us to serve our shared customers once again. Notwithstanding the current challenge, we remain very excited about BlackBerry’s future.
http://blogs.blackberry.com/2014/02/blackberry-tmo/

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

MS would always brag about how many vehicles had sync in their financial reports [while ignoring that it's so bad people are suing them over it]

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

So while speaking at the Oasis Montgomery conference earlier this week, Chen was asked about the surging popularity of the iPhone.

Not skipping a beat, Chen was quick to throw a few jabs in Apple's direction, answering that iPhone users are constantly searching for power outlets because battery life on the iPhone can't even last a full day.

"I call you guys wall huggers", Chen remarked in jest.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

there was one from another research company that just swapped the symbian and windows numbers and left it at that

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

here's a good one

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I thought the president had some general dynamics brick with a separate secure screen

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Elder Postsman posted:

pleated pants, lmao

hipsters are getting on the pleated bandwagon, the POTUS is just fashion forward

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I actually saw a z10 in the wild last weekend

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

it was in las vegas, capitol of poor decision making

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

pagoe posted:

just got myself a p9982 its pretty Deeet i can yospos from here. canada rules

is that the p'zone?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

only read the title, I didn't know blackberry was making a watch ?!

it's gonna be hella metal

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


"We understand the realities of the enterprise mobility market better than anyone"

this is arguable

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

as hilarious as that is don't use IDC numbers please, they're vgchartz with MBAs

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I think malaysia is still a holdout but I imagine the flood of $50 androids that are taking over the world is having an impact there as well

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



The Management posted:

Joanna doesn't approve



jinx!

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Colin Gillis, an analyst at electronic brokerage BGC, specifically expressed his view with a haiku — a traditional Japanese poem consisting of three lines of five, seven and five syllables, respectively:

August revenue
May fall below consensus
And pull the stock back

Gillis cut his rating and Blackberry shares BBRY, -6.76% to hold, about three months after upgrading them to buy. Turning to prose more befitting your traditional analyst, Gillis wrote: “While we remain positive on the effort of current management, the quarterly results that the company prints [Friday] may prove underwhelming.”

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I really want to know what all these Serious Business dudes actually do for a living because "lead tech writer for one of the world's most popular media outlets" seems like more of a real job than "regional sales manager for a cardboard box company"

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

it was a nice touch for the guy to give her children as well

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

holy poo poo he mad http://berryflow.com/2014/09/blackberry-passport-versus-media/
highlights include a million instances of "real work" and calling Joanna Stern a "soccer mom"

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

lead tech reporter for one of the most read publications on earth: housewife
junior warehouse supervisor in hayseed, nebraska: SRS BZNS PROFESSIONAL

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

banned for bbrony-ism

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

all references to one's own life on the internet are either a brag or whining

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

where's the original ssl cert? this one is clearly lacking an embossed seal

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


now some poor entry level pr employee has to use a blackberry

hell is instagram even available?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

chen has already cut anything that could be cut and the passport was supposed to be the hail mary device so at this point he's probably just waiting for the board to boot him so he can collect his severance

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

whoa sixty whole feet of elevation? pretty extreme bro

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

wait, nobody posted the $2500 reskinned galaxy tab they're trying to sell?

quote:

BlackBerry has just revealed a new tablet, but don't worry, it's not a follow-up to the flop that was the company's PlayBook. It's called the SecuTablet, and it's basically a modified version of Samsung's Galaxy Tab S 10.5, albeit with a strong focus on data security. The device is a result of BlackBerry's purchase of security firm Secusmart last year, as well as a software partnership with IBM. The SecuTablet is part of BlackBerry's attempts to find success in targeting the corporate and government security sectors.

While it may have the outward appearance of a standard Galaxy Tab S, this tablet is not meant for everyday consumers, and it's $2,380 price tag makes that clear. The SecuTablet is built with a purpose of preventing sensitive data from leaking to the wild, and does so with voice and data encryption from a built-in Secusmart Security Card.

But that doesn't mean the tablet will be a boring, work-software-only kind of device. Typical entertainment and social apps like YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter can be installed on the SecuTablet without worry of security compromises. This is where IBM's software comes in, keeping secured apps and data isolated from personal items, including potentially malicious apps.

While the SecuTablet won't even run BlackBerry's OS, it is part of the company's renewed focus on security, much like the previous agreement with Samsung to strengthen the latter's Knox mobile security software, and the collaboration with Boeing on the self-destructing Black phone. All things considered, it sounds like a winning recipe to at least avoid the failures of the PlayBook.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

want to short bbry but there's still a chance some other company will buy them for a stupid amount of money

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

The Management posted:

don't short a company when it's already low, the time to short was when it was at $80 and it was obvious it would all crumble

I know that but it's at $10 now which just seems so overpriced

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

they probably can't afford to hire a proper branding agency to help them so they just wrote all their ideas on a whiteboard then crossed all the trademarked ones off until secutablet was all that was left

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

rim.jobs doesn't even resolve anymore :smith:

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

The Management posted:

yep, it's all bullshit. they also cut their R&D budget to nothing, so that cuts down on expenses. the fact that nobody in the press is calling them out on it is shameful

the nice thing about destroying your product pipeline is it takes 2-4 quarters for anyone to notice at which point you've stacked up another bonus or two and prepared your exit [if you're an executive]

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Number19 posted:

west coast best coast

you can just say best coast

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

there's a new* blackberry!

quote:

WATERLOO, ONTARIO--(Marketwired - Apr 15, 2015) - BlackBerry Limited (BBRY)(BB.TO), a global leader in mobile communications, today announced the availability of BlackBerry® Leap in the United Kingdom and rollout in major markets. Beginning today in the U.K., young power professionals who want to get things done and companies looking for enterprise fleet renewals can now purchase BlackBerry Leap on ShopBlackBerry.com and through select carriers and partners. BlackBerry Leap will continue to rollout over the next few weeks across countries including Germany, France, United States, Canada, United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia and India.

Ron Louks, President, Devices and Emerging Solutions at BlackBerry, said: "With an all-touch screen, the BlackBerry Leap rounds out our portfolio of BlackBerry 10 devices, offering an affordable choice to mobile professionals who require a smartphone that safeguards sensitive communications and keeps them productive."
http://us.blackberry.com/smartphones/blackberry-leap.html

*it looks the same as all other touchscreen blackberries

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

many words

quote:

The Inside Story of How the iPhone Crippled BlackBerry
‘Losing the Signal’ examines Research In Motion’s efforts to take on Apple’s game-changing smartphone

BOOK EXCERPT
Condensed and adapted from the forthcoming book “Losing the Signal: The Untold Story Behind the Extraordinary Rise and Spectacular Fall of BlackBerry.”

By JACQUIE MCNISH And SEAN SILCOFF
May 22, 2015 12:25 p.m. ET

Mike Lazaridis was home on his treadmill when he saw the televised report about Apple Inc.’s newest product. Research In Motion’s founder soon forgot about exercise that day in January 2007. There was Steve Jobs on a San Francisco stage waving a small glass object, downloading music, videos and maps from the Internet onto a device he called the iPhone.

“How did they do that?” Mr. Lazaridis wondered. His curiosity turned to disbelief when Stanley Sigman, the chief executive of Cingular Wireless joined Mr. Jobs to announce a multiyear contract with Apple to sell iPhones. What was Cingular’s parent AT&T Inc. thinking? “It’s going to collapse the network,” Mr. Lazaridis thought.

The next day Mr. Lazaridis grabbed his co-CEO Jim Balsillie at the office and pulled him in front of a computer.

“Jim, I want you to watch this,” he said, pointing to a webcast of the iPhone unveiling. “They put a full Web browser on that thing. The carriers aren’t letting us put a full browser on our products.”

Mr. Balsillie’s first thought was RIM was losing AT&T as a customer. “Apple’s got a better deal,” Mr. Balsillie said. “We were never allowed that. The U.S. market is going to be tougher.”

“These guys are really, really good,” Mr. Lazaridis replied. “This is different.”

“It’s OK—we’ll be fine,” Mr. Balsillie responded.

RIM’s chiefs didn’t give much additional thought to Apple’s iPhone for months. “It wasn’t a threat to RIM’s core business,” says Mr. Lazaridis’s top lieutenant, Larry Conlee. “It wasn’t secure. It had rapid battery drain and a lousy [digital] keyboard.”

If the iPhone gained traction, RIM’s senior executives believed, it would be with consumers who cared more about YouTube and other Internet escapes than efficiency and security. RIM’s core business customers valued BlackBerry’s secure and efficient communication systems. Offering mobile access to broader Internet content, says Mr. Conlee, “was not a space where we parked our business.”

The iPhone’s popularity with consumers was illogical to rivals such as RIM, Nokia Corp. and Motorola Inc. The phone’s battery lasted less than eight hours, it operated on an older, slower second-generation network, and, as Mr. Lazaridis predicted, music, video and other downloads strained AT&T’s network. RIM now faced an adversary it didn’t understand.

“By all rights the product should have failed, but it did not,” said David Yach, RIM’s chief technology officer. To Mr. Yach and other senior RIM executives, Apple changed the competitive landscape by shifting the raison d’être of smartphones from something that was functional to a product that was beautiful.

“I learned that beauty matters....RIM was caught incredulous that people wanted to buy this thing,” Mr. Yach says.

Verizon’s Big Ask

RIM faced the iPhone threat by joining forces with Verizon Communications Inc. The powerful U.S. carrier understood that AT&T’s exclusive deal to sell the iPhone was a serious competitive threat.

More than 1 million iPhones, dubbed the Jesus Phone, had been sold in its first three months during the summer of 2007. This was no ordinary phone. It was a cult with a devoted and rapidly growing following.

Verizon went searching for an antidote to viral iPhone sales in August and RIM, then the world’s largest smartphone maker, was its chosen supplier. Mr. Lazaridis initially offered BlackBerry’s planned new Bold phone, with its traditional keyboard and new touch-screen display, as the answer. But Verizon officials waved him off. If Apple and AT&T were gaining ground with a touch-screen phone, Verizon had to have one.

Mr. Lazaridis’s solution was Storm, a phone that was little more than a prototype in 2007. Like the iPhone, Storm featured a glass screen. Unlike Apple’s phone, it had a movable screen. Users could activate the phone’s digital keyboard by pressing the screen down, replicating the click and tactile pleasure that made BlackBerry’s physical keyboard so popular.

‘There was a point where the carrier, by changing the rules, forced all the other carriers to change the rules eventually. It allowed Apple to reset what the expectations were. Conservation didn’t matter. Battery life didn’t matter. Cost didn’t matter. That’s their genius.’
—Mike Lazaridis, RIM’s founder

Verizon officials loved Storm, promising a marketing budget of as much as $100 million to promote Storm in thousands of retail outlets. It was a huge breakthrough in the U.S. market for BlackBerry, and Mr. Lazaridis felt he couldn’t say no even though Verizon set a punishing deadline of launching Storm by the spring of 2008.

The nine-month deadline came and went, and it wasn’t until 15 months later in November 2008 that RIM was able to start shipping Storm phones for the busy Christmas season. Internally, most of RIM’s engineers knew the company was shipping a flawed product.

The browser was painfully slow, the clickable screen didn’t respond well in the corners and the device often froze and reset. Like most tech companies launching a glitchy product, RIM played for time. Verizon stoked sales with heavy subsidies, while RIM’s engineers raced to introduce software upgrades to eliminate Storm’s many bugs. “It was the best-selling initial product we ever had,” says Mr. Lazaridis, with 1 million devices sold in the first two months. “We couldn’t meet demand.”

Storm’s success was fleeting. By the time Mr. Balsillie was summoned to Verizon’s Basking Ridge, N.J., headquarters in the spring of 2009 to review the carrier’s sales data, RIM’s senior executives knew Storm was a wipeout. Virtually every one of the 1 million Storm phones shipped in 2008 needed replacing, Verizon’s chief marketing officer, John Stratton, told Mr. Balsillie. Many of the replacements were being returned as well. Storm was a complete failure, and Mr. Stratton wanted RIM to pay.

“You’re going to make us whole on the money we’ve spent fixing your Storm product problems,” Mr. Stratton told Mr. Balsillie, “or we’ll revisit our whole supplier relationship with you. This is your responsibility. We expect you to step up because this is your fault, not ours.” Verizon wanted RIM to pay close to $500 million to cover the carrier’s losses.

“I can’t write a check like that,” Mr. Balsillie said.

Instead, he and his team walked Mr. Stratton through an alternative solution. Mr. Balsillie offered Mr. Stratton a range of concessions, including a free repair and upgrade program and a cache of complimentary BlackBerrys. The fix would cost RIM more than $100 million, a cost that would barely dent RIM’s income statement compared to the bath it would have to take to make Verizon whole.

Mr. Stratton wasn’t happy, but he had little choice. Verizon had signed a “take-or-pay” deal, meaning it was stuck with the units it committed to buy. Mr. Stratton wouldn’t get his $500 million, but he warned Mr. Balsillie that the carrier’s relationship with the Waterloo, Ontario, company would change dramatically.

Storm’s Wake

For the first time since it went public, RIM had delivered a product that widely missed the mark. Given the opportunity to vault past Apple and regain its lead in the smartphone race, RIM had fallen short. RIM was used to winning praise and adulation for its devices; now critics were questioning whether it could still innovate.

“Everybody was upset. It was demoralizing for the whole organization,” says Chief Operating Officer Don Morrison. “You’re shattering the very fabric of what BlackBerry stood for.”

Mr. Conlee says, “We thought it was within our ability to get it done. We were wrong. I think people were embarrassed.”

Only Mr. Lazaridis didn’t regard Storm as a failure. To him, it was RIM’s first crack at a new technology. When he looked at Storm, Mr. Lazaridis saw its technical achievements: It had a good camera, video-streaming capabilities, a great speaker and a replaceable battery. It was Verizon’s first 3G device. Most of all, he loved the clickable screen. Mr. Lazaridis hated the sensation of typing on glass, of using a touch-screen keyboard that didn’t physically respond to every click. He couldn’t fathom that consumers might not love his clickable screen—it had to be the fault of his staff for delivering a poorly built product.

“We let Mike down, in his mind, because he made a request and we didn’t deliver,” says Mr. Morrison. “Whether the request is reasonable or not is not part of that sentence.”

Mr. Yach, chief technology officer in charge of software, shouldered much of the blame from Mr. Lazaridis for Storm’s shortcomings. “He would say, ‘You must have crappy people,’” Mr. Yach says. “He was clearly frustrated. From his perspective he felt that he was let down.”

Mr. Lazaridis was convinced Storm was the kind of device BlackBerry should continue to improve. RIM would take another stab at a clickable screen with Storm 2. Even though sales were tepid, Mr. Lazaridis persisted with the clickable Storm screen until 2010, when U.S. carriers finally lost interest.

Although the market rejected his initial touch-screen approach, Mr. Lazaridis believed the four pillars of BlackBerry’s success—good battery life, miserly use of carrier’s spectrum, security and the ability to type—still ruled in the new smartphone world and gave his company its competitive advantage. Two years after Apple’s launch, it still amazed Mr. Lazaridis that iPhone users had to cart around adapters to power up depleted batteries. His early prediction that Apple would cause AT&T headaches by using up its network bandwidth also proved right.

But there was no going back. Apple was setting a new agenda for the wireless industry. RIM, like others, were now followers. “We built a perfectly evolved, optimized service and product offering that made the industry take off,” says Mr. Lazaridis. “There was a point where the carrier, by changing the rules, forced all the other carriers to change the rules eventually. It allowed Apple to reset what the expectations were. Conservation didn’t matter. Battery life didn’t matter. Cost didn’t matter. That’s their genius. We had to respond in a way that was completely different than what people expected.”

Strategic Confusion

If the failure of Storm sent Mr. Lazaridis back to the lab with a sense of purpose, it left Mr. Balsillie winded. For a leader who thrived on ambiguity, Mr. Balsillie found it hard to grapple with the new competitive dynamic.

To Mr. Balsillie, RIM was in an existential crisis, mired in what he describes as “strategic confusion.” The company’s business had been disrupted on several levels, with no obvious path forward. Was RIM supposed to defend BlackBerry’s QWERTY keyboard, or jump all-in and become a touch-screen smartphone maker? Was it supposed to challenge Apple at the high end of the smartphone market or focus on the lower end with devices like its Curve and Gemini models, which were driving heady sales gains in foreign markets where Apple wasn’t yet a factor? Should the company stick to its closed, proprietary software technology or open its platform?

One of the biggest puzzles was what to do about apps. For years Mr. Balsillie had fought carriers for the right to sell apps to customers, reassuring them RIM was “constructively aligned” with the wireless carriers. Then Apple waltzed in with an app store despite AT&T exclusion from any app revenues.

Now RIM was forced to play catch-up. Unlike RIM, Apple had an army of outside developers who had already built consumer apps for its computers and iPods and were primed to do the same for the iPhone. By the time BlackBerry launched its app store in spring 2009, iPhone customers had already downloaded 1 billion apps. Was RIM taking the right approach, Mr. Balsillie wondered, or should it stick to its “constructive alignment” narrative and leave the sale of apps to carriers?

Mr. Balsillie struggled with each question. “The Storm failure made it clear we were not the dominant smartphone company anymore. We’re grappling with who we are because we can’t be who we used to be anymore, which sucked...It’s not clear what the hell to do.”
highlights: the storm was so bad verizon asked for $500 million in cash to make up for how lovely it was, lazardis honestly believed the clicky screen idea was good, blamed his product team for it sucking and spent 2008-2010 trying to make a good storm while balsille couldn't decide what to do and their company got eaten alive by apple and anroid

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I had a Nokia e71 and it was a good phone

iphone think pieces written before the app store should be given a bit of a pass IMO, not enough to excuse that smugstorm above but in context they're slightly more forgivable

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

hahaha they bought good technology

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

yeah it's really popular in really big companies

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

all our non-bb phones have to use good and I don't even know if there's many blackberries left outside of the occasional addict

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