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during which ancient egyptian month will blackberry die?
thout
paopi
hathor
koiak
tobi
meshir
paremhat
paremoude
pashons
paoni
epip
mesori
gasthred
banop
RIM'S GONNA KEEP GOING BABY!!!
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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Eegah posted:

poor blackberry just wanted to go back home

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

quote:

WATERLOO, Ont. -- BlackBerry (TSX:BB) delivered a surprise profit of $23 million during its first quarter, beating analyst expectations, as results showed that efforts to remodel the company's smartphone business are making some headway.

The Waterloo, Ont.-based smartphone maker says the results were equal to four cents per share, compared with a loss of $84 million or 16 cents a year ago.

On an adjusted basis, BlackBerry reported a loss of 11 cents per share, which came in above analyst estimates of a loss of 26 cents, according to Thomson Reuters.
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However, revenue tumbled to $966 million for the three months ended May 31, compared with $3.07 billion a year ago.


hey guys we're gonna be okay, the water leaking through the bottom of the boat has mostly put out the engine fire and we're not sinking on any one particular side at the moment

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

gentlemen we have invented a canadian passport nobody will want

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

realtors in motion

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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the blackberry passport is the best companion to your smartw
atch!

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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Blackula69 posted:

IS IT A PAD



IS IT A PHONE

it is a man with freakishly long middle and ring fingers

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

buttcrackmenace posted:

it has a square screen

BBRY : bringing back VHS style letter boxed movies in tyool 2014

if your smartphone had a degauss button you'd push it daily

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

ahmeni posted:

how the gently caress do you hold that thing and type without it falling out of your hands from the top weight

just wait for someone at bbry to see the bezophone's shake-gestures and get an idea

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

the blackberry q10: you wouldn't use it even if you had to lick an rear end in a top hat by proxy

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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the difference is obvious from this distance your honour

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

the alpha dog of phones

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Bonzo posted:

Analysts and shareholders love cost cutting actions. They just sold their German R&D division to VW

this will be recorded as earnings and people will clap

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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you want to use this portable device for portable device things
you want to type numbers or punctuation
you want to run things other than toy apps for clowns

this device isn't for you

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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pram posted:

lols beyond my wildest dreams



:toot:

i'm cryin over here holy poo poo

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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infernal machines posted:

why is her logo an anus?

the proper term is assport

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

theft as a method of securing market penetration is not a strange animal in these woods

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

you don't need to make a better product you just need more people willing to steal and copy it

e.g. lotus 123's grisly death

also i know the guy has a family and all but seriously, fire rob ford into the sun

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

prefect posted:

for all we know, they're into that kind of thing. you never know what people like to do in their private lives :shrug:

"not being into loving rob ford" is something i have a pretty easy time understanding

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

prefect posted:

you got my hopes up, but i guess i should have looked for "crackhead" instead of "alcoholic" :argh:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Bonzo posted:

welp


BlackBerry shares tumble after Apple, IBM announce business app


http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitch..._medium=twitter

i heard that this morning on cbc and thought yup, that's the sound of the killshot leaving the mag and making its way into the chamber

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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cracker-barry vs crackberry

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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ford abandons crackberry

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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quote:

barring any unexpected downturns in the market

these are the same people whose expectations include "people buying blackberry products" right

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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because Message wouldn't fit

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

start the bbwatchwatch

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

The Management posted:

Joanna doesn't approve



free kraftwerk album

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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this is actually how bbry is announcing the arrival of video games to its platform

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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quote:

Under federal rules, any purchase of a Canadian asset worth more than $331 million is subject to approval by Ottawa under Industry Canada rules

liiitle bit longerr.... liiiiitle biiiit loooongerrrr......

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Luigi Thirty posted:

someone in d&d was saying it was a justified and proportional response lmbo

someone will defend this

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

they replaced my perfectly serviceable curve with a q10 because of some foofaw about how it wouldn't work with the new version of exchange or whatever

i dislike having to charge it more than once a week

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

infernal machines posted:

Blackberry Priv early impressions: This is not a very good phone
Poor camera, battery life, and build: Welcome to Blackberry's first Android phone.

everything you hated in an android, now in the phone that your boss made you buy

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

if you have one and you paid for it then there's no saving you

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

protecting the privacy of people nobody cares about

what is this even a commercial for, i'm so confused

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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i too wish that the album he made 25 years ago was kept private forever

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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remember when people were climbing over each other's corpses to buy up all of the playbooks at future shop cause they were $300 off

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

can you just imagine that

the unstoppable prick meets the immovable other prick

something something docking station

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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has anyone said blackberry privy yet

cause it's toilet

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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it'll be like undercover boss except without medical bankruptcy or crushing racial inequality, and at the end of every episode all of the employees get blacksberry instead of cash or vacations

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

i can't find eyepop so have a :shittypop:

e: it's literally called :eyepop: and my browser search is a pos

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Kenny Logins posted:

it also allows them to later (easily! electronically!) bill you the .0027 BTC each time

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