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Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

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Dusseldorf posted:

Well the Russians are spending more than 2 billion to stop one so the threat already caused an economic terrorist attack.

Edit: An Infographic!

Goddamn, China really brought their checkbook when it came to paying for security.

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Oct 22, 2000

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4CEaoNADiY

Haha, this is a great little Canadian ad for the Olympics.

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Oct 22, 2000

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I never realized Lugers had pointy poo poo on their fingertips.

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Oct 22, 2000

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Not mine by any means, but Olympic Catteing.

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Oct 22, 2000

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Agrajag posted:

What the hell is that?

Tarp

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Oct 22, 2000

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This actually made me laugh.

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Oct 22, 2000

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Agrajag posted:

False: asians have slant eyes and therefore have bad vision and can't shoot anything because they can't see anything.

False: Squinted eyes give you clearer vision by changing the focus points in the eye thereby enabling you to shoot more accurately at distance.

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Oct 22, 2000

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I was staring down the ice nervously, preparing for my delivery, when the stone vanished into a puff of purple smoke. A good-looking man in a purple tracksuit walked out of the mist—it was the ultimate curler! “I thought there was only supposed to be one hack at each end of the ice,” he said. Suddenly out of breath, I doubled over, and the seam in my pants ripped. “Looks like you been havin’ double takeout too drat much.” I had to fight back tears as I carefully walked away. “Yeah, imagine that, you goin’ to the hog line.” I tried to think up a rebuttal but he said “and your hat is ugly too” and I was like “drat”

The Silver Surfer vs Fantastic Four version of this is still one of my favorite posts. :allears:

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Oct 22, 2000

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Cthulu Carl posted:

So that video of the wolf in an athletes room that popped up the other day?

Looks like Jimmy Kimmel has struck again:

http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/21/5433080/wolf-in-sochi-hotel-viral-video-is-jimmy-kimmel-live-hoax

I feel like this was less a 'hoax' and more of a conspiracy. If a news anchor falsifies information can they come out about it later and just be all, :lol::iamafag::respek::awesome:?

That's like calling the moon landing conspiracies a hoax.

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Oct 22, 2000

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http://www.wimp.com/comeback/

Ski-ballet is certainly a thing.

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Oct 22, 2000

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Goodbye Sochi.

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Captain Backslap posted:

Didn't go that poorly? Compared to what?

To what we were hoping for.

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