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i'm looking forward to the winter olympics for the first time in my life and i'm glad this thread exists. until the inevitable hosed up terrorist attack
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the trick is to drink vodka until you stop caring
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Feb 5, 2014 20:00
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will i be able to easily procure krokodil at the Winter Olympics this is important
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Feb 5, 2014 20:03
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Arian_Samurai posted:"Well, your bid for the Olympics in a subtropical city that's next to a bunch of pissed off terrorists, but your check cleared so we don't have a problem with that" seriously the terrorists can probably just drive there from their underground terrorist lairs
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Feb 5, 2014 20:14
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Fat Ogre posted:It should just be common knowledge at this point that you shouldn't drink or really use the tap water in any country that doesn't speak English by default and even then you should still be cautious. lol yes be very wary if you go to Norway, the natives will probably try to scam you as well
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Feb 5, 2014 20:17
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the towering guy is the most russian man i have ever seen
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Feb 5, 2014 20:44
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A Buttery Pastry posted:it's a code word for armenians we have successfully dealt with the stray dog problem *soldiers pushing wheelbarrows full of dead Caucasians pass by in the background*
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Feb 5, 2014 20:57
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the german and finnish teams have mysteriously disappeared overnight
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Feb 5, 2014 21:14
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we think the russians are incompetent but this actually makes complete sense if you remember that they hate journalists and want them to die
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Feb 5, 2014 21:27
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Lawman 0 posted:nothing warms my nationalist heart more than seeing our rivals faceplant hilariously are you from kyrgyzstan
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Feb 5, 2014 21:35
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*Putin Youth arrives moments later to investigate reports of unpatriotic journalism* *journalists die*
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Feb 5, 2014 21:44
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haha just found out the winter olympics are starting on the 7th of february that's two days from now, holy poo poo
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Feb 5, 2014 21:47
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Olympics Canceled Due To Literally Every Athlete Dying
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Feb 5, 2014 21:57
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That DICK! posted:*Putin motions to vast mountain covered in fresh powder*
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Feb 5, 2014 22:03
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Crewmine posted:SOCHI PREDICTION: at some point a stray dog will wander into a sporting arena, instantly winning the hearts of millions around the world with its adorable antics. a security guard will casually shoot it in the head on camera moments later, the security guard is casually shot in the head as they realize what a PR blunder they just committed
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Feb 5, 2014 22:05
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SmokaDustbowl posted:russian athletes given one ski or one ski pole, told to scavenge the rest of their equipment from the pile of bodies at the end of the ski jump sole survivor is declared Hero of the
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Feb 5, 2014 22:08
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redshirt posted:
this is actually for the motocross event so it checks out right?
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Feb 5, 2014 22:10
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stadium collapse caused by another tragic case of terrorism
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Feb 5, 2014 22:14
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Monkey Fracas posted:Oh no, Western Tourist, it is one of our many Sochi wild dogs!
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Feb 6, 2014 12:48
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in russia is normal to spy on hot reporter chicks
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Feb 6, 2014 18:21
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Fat Ogre posted:Yeah but that they admitted it over such a stupid loving reason is what makes me laugh. this entire thing is just going to add to their already massive inferiority complex though unfortunately for them the complex is justified
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Feb 6, 2014 18:27
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WerewolfBarMitzvah posted:security wondering if they should just shoot dog tehy're part of the russian security forces, so they would probably somehow end up murdering fifty children in the process
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Feb 6, 2014 18:28
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:at least the dogs seem to be fed well enough not to be violent or attacking people in compeltely unrelated news, the entire polish delegation has mysteriously disappeared last night
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Feb 6, 2014 18:30
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steinrokkan posted:Is there a white knighting thread on SA? Even the D&D patrons seem to have resigned on defending the glorious socialist motherland. D&D communists are probably gloating over this 'failure of free market capitalism'. And unlike Indians, Russians are white so they aren't getting any help from SJWs either. I am starting to feel a little bad for them
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Feb 6, 2014 19:50
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realtalk, I am still surprised their country is the biggest in the world, how on earth did they build up such a huge empire with all their men being incompetent and drunk
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Feb 6, 2014 19:57
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StashAugustine posted:
one could argue they were surprisingly good at communism since it took seventy years for it to collapse, which will probably remain the all-time world record for a communist regime e: they were a global superpower during most of this period, too
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Feb 6, 2014 20:55
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at everyone blaming capitalism cause they hosed up communism too
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Toad on a Hat posted:North Korea has 10 years before they win the crown congratz north korea for dialectically bringing about the utopian classless society u get this Karl Marx smileyface sticker
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Feb 6, 2014 20:58
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that looks like beer, even tons of it won't give them a buzz, russians are used to chugging entire bottles of vodka
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Feb 6, 2014 21:02
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Indian athletes will clean house. Unfortunately for India, they're not competing under the Indian flag, due to India getting suspended from the IOC. lol seriously they exceeded the gangrape quota?
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Feb 6, 2014 22:00
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Putin is SHORT how short i'm going to feel really bad if it's still taller than i am
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Feb 6, 2014 22:01
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i think that one was debunked but i want to believe
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Feb 6, 2014 22:07
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redshirt posted:Breaking character for a bit, all the wild dogs have been surprisingly cute. i am a bit surprised by this, was expecting roving packs of super-aggressive dogs
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al-azad posted:Half serious chat, Americans are fat and get no fiber in their diet. If I were to rate the smelliest, grossest shits worldwide America would probably be #1 due to all the meat, beer, and lack of vegetables we chomp on. And that's why we built the infrastructure to maintain our massive logs. Even tracing the history of the toilet all the way back to the Romans you'll find sit down toilets and massive chamber pots you could fit a baby into. As a result, Americans have forgotten how to squat properly which is a skill unique to the rest of the world except us. you know most developed countries have actual toilets right what the gently caress do you really think indoor plumbing is a uniquely american thing
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Feb 7, 2014 00:25
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when i have diarrhea it's not even spectacular
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Feb 7, 2014 00:34
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hangover diarrhea is the worst goddamn it smells so bad e: swear i did not see your post redshirt, will stop talking about my rear end hole
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Feb 7, 2014 00:35
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Emanuel Collective posted:Dogs are the pigeons of eastern europe and detroit
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Feb 7, 2014 00:47
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Brian Moser posted:This... this never happened. Completely edited and fake, sadly. did you really have to ruin it for us
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Feb 7, 2014 00:57
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Emanuel Collective posted:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_dogs_in_Moscow holy poo poo, it's evolution at work. they are breeding a race of super-intelligent dogs that can play elaborate mindgames with humans.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:and to think, i could have ruined it for you right at the start of the thread! next thing you know someone is going to say not all of these pics are from sochi
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A Buttery Pastry posted:the idea that the dogs are the workers becomes more plausible. obeying traffic rules already puts them far ahead of russian humans
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