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Mimetastic posted:leaked picture of plans for the opening ceremony LOL
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SarutosZero posted:In some places the toilet bowls flush clockwise. In other places they flush counter-clockwise. In Sochi Russia they flush no ways. In Sochi Russia they flush into your tap water.
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Feb 6, 2014 17:52
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I feel for the people of Sochi. When all this is over their city will look like an abandoned amusement park/pet cemetery.
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Feb 6, 2014 19:26
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Cucktales Blogger posted:People are getting jobs as journalists, loading up their phones with pictures of places that aren't Sochi, and convincing their employers to send them to Sochi just so they can tweet pics of places that aren't Sochi. hosed up but true. This sounds very Russian, it's probably true.
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Feb 6, 2014 19:30
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bathroom sounds posted:Give this dog the gold. 2 March 2008 - Voting day - let's vote on Putin and the dolphin! "Along with the 2008 Russian presidential election, there was an unofficial referendum held in Sochi to elect the mascot for the 2014 Winter Olympics. 270,000 voters along with their ballots received a coupon with four mascot candidates: Ded Moroz, a snowflake, a polar bear and a dolphin. According to a representative of Sochi city administration, the majority of Sochians voted for the dolphin". Why not a dog?
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Feb 6, 2014 21:27
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happyhippy posted:Well that's some one dead by tomorrow morning to cover up the construction trail data. 2014 Winter Olympics totals: Dead * Injured * Dogs sent to "Siberia"
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Feb 6, 2014 21:30
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univbee posted:Frankly I'm amazed Putin didn't win that vote too. "If a candidate is chosen as mascot, it become the property of the IOC". In Russia IOC becomes the property of Putin.
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Feb 6, 2014 21:35
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Emanuel Collective posted:Rumor has it that Putin's mistress will be the person who lights the olympic flame at the opening ceremonies but of course. has this been posted? "Russian town of Suzdal prepares for a visit from Vladimir Putin" http://imgur.com/gallery/qTxG5
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Feb 6, 2014 21:42
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:A reporter from Grantland was snooping around the basement of her Sochi hotel and discovered this in an unlocked room: now, there is a fitting Sochi mascot!
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Feb 6, 2014 22:51
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ZombieReagan posted:They should bid them for a city in Siberia to make it fit with these games.
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Feb 6, 2014 22:56
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Fat Ogre posted:No locker rooms 5 miles from ice. Ice up mountainside under tarp. You take dog sled to ice. Very nice you see? toilet behind curtains over there by the dog.
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Feb 6, 2014 23:04
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gregday posted:Are those power outlets? Da, very practical sir in case of flood.
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Feb 6, 2014 23:07
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:How long before someone assigned to coverage has to read the line "looks like this olympics is really...for the dogs. "The Olympics is going to the dogs" "Russian dog wins gold medal"
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Feb 6, 2014 23:16
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:"Canine Olympian launched into orbit" "Russian dog Vladimir wins every gold medal" 
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Feb 6, 2014 23:20
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Dogan posted:breaking news a photojournalist has caught exclusive footage of sochi security 
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Feb 7, 2014 07:08
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WebDog posted:You forget you have to avoid the dogs and the Russian Guard trying to shoot them. This year's biathlon has a twist. A Russian twist.
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Feb 7, 2014 08:00
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Zemyla posted:Whenever people talk about terrorists from Dagestan, I keep seeing "Dogestan". The dogs are the terrorists. 
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Feb 7, 2014 10:32
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I wouldn't be surprised if Putin orders Sochi to be bulldozed as soon as the games are over.
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Feb 7, 2014 14:33
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MariusLecter posted:Costs $60 Billion and Sochi manages to look better afterwards. hey, it's not like you westerners bulldoze for free? bulldozing is hard work. lots work need to be done. lots of work is expensive. many dog mass graves to cover, many hotels need to be removed from map.
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Feb 7, 2014 14:42
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Rexicon1 posted:This is the most Exciting Olympics in years I don't care about the Olympics, but this could only be better if North Korea hosted the games.
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Feb 7, 2014 15:31
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Red Metal posted:there were supposed to be five giant snowflakes which transformed into the rings, but the last one didn't open meaning someone gets poisoned in two months time.
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Feb 7, 2014 17:31
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Teddybear posted:
mother russia claims its first victim?
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:
It's probably Satan himself.
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Feb 7, 2014 18:09
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ratbert90 posted:Just a reminder, the DJ who is LIVE MIXING this event is gay. this not possible. no such people in sochi.
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Feb 7, 2014 18:20
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myshl0ng posted:I guess I can't buy the projectors they are using from the store you can, but it will probably cost you $2 000 000
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Feb 7, 2014 18:53
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You made Mother Russia proud. This belongs in the OP.
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Feb 8, 2014 02:04
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Nill posted:Not possible! In Sochi would be devoured by dog! Much improved, da? and then the dogs are devoured by rats. it all comes full circle.
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Feb 8, 2014 18:05
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Three Olives posted:The best thing about the door is that it is a simple everyday kind of problem bound to happen with construction on the scale of the Olympic Village but the overall narrative is that the Olympics are a disaster so a minor problem like this gets amplified by social media. 
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Jaramin posted:Gold and Silver: Canada what about Russia? this is a scandal. as a punishment we will shot five dogs and all their puppies. in public.
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Feb 8, 2014 20:29
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Darkman Fanpage posted:did they intent for the rabbit to be sexy? da. without rabbit gets really gay. slutty rabbit stoned bear drunk cat welcome to russia!
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Feb 8, 2014 22:14
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Jaramin posted:Also it appears that Tug-of-War of all things was an Olympic sport 5 times. bring it back! 
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Feb 8, 2014 23:32
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etalian posted:maybe he washed his face with the hotel water? the "doctor" is probably the local village idiot. everyone gets jobs thanks to putin!
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Feb 9, 2014 03:01
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Meat Recital posted:the incompetence of these olympics is a high water mark that will be tough to beat, but i think these guys have a shot. they have probably started to shot the street kids as we speak. because in Rio the beaches are beautiful and the sun is always shining. welcome!
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Feb 9, 2014 03:06
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MariusLecter posted:That's the same guy who said all the negative press was caused by foreign saboteurs they had videotaped in the showers? No, that was Dmitry Kozak, deputy prime minister responsible for Olympic preparation. He knows everything.
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Feb 9, 2014 03:08
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Acquire Currency! posted:I don't see why not or stolen cars.
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Feb 9, 2014 19:34
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:what about all the scrogging and probably a lot of breaking-out-of-bathrooming/bathroom-sobbing
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Feb 9, 2014 19:49
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Noni posted:Are people playing kazoos in the ski jump crowd? Is that a thing people do now? it's the sochi way to scare off dogs. and gay people. 
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you irl posted:wow crazy end to that event, gj poland wouldn't the the first pole to crash in Russia.
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