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Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

the gently caress is even going on in the last pic?
No shooting up with drugs.

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Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Fat Ogre posted:

This is what people in North Korea really think.
Does NK have a Winter Olympics team?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
I don't think these ones have been posted yet maybe. Nicked them from imgur

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Can you make vodka from dog?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Dauntasa posted:

showers are perfectly good. we have video of westerner turn shower on, leave shower on all day to sabotage sochi reputation.

"why are you videotaping the showers"

*throws smokebomb*

*sound of man riding dog driving away*
Needs more dog.

What's a site I can watch the events from in Australia BTW?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Dauntasa posted:

not really

then again they haven't started doing that russian thing where rich people buy police sirens for their cars so they can skip traffic
Don't they just run pedestrians over then in court say they're too rich and white to go to jail and they get off free instead?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

czg posted:

I want to get off COMRADE PUTINS WILD RIDE





Then I got bored and couldn't be bothered doing any more.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Australia's coverage of is shitter than the toilets in the hotels. They're banging on about how awesome Torah Bright is but psssh, actually showing it? Nah, watch some figure skating maybe if we put it up maybe later we dunno, two TV stations and 6 web streams... we're a bit packed so maybe we might show something later.
What are some streams/sites I can hit up? I want to see some of the Slopestyle.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
It's started?
loving channel Ten 'LIVE' stream for Aus is still making GBS threads through the lovely pre-ramble until it starts. FFS.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Haha poo poo. So the TenPlay site is apparently only a catch up thing. If you want to watch it actually live you have to download a lovely iOS/Android app.
And then they'll bitch later in the future that no-one in Aus watched it and they'll wonder why :v:

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Australia's TenPlay web-stream seems to have poo poo itself already.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
GG Australian TV. You tried to internet broadcast I guess.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Entropic posted:

Their "offline" logo should be the olympic logo with a ring missing.
We're lucky the site itself still loads, more than 10 people are looking at it, that's a lot for Australian internet!

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Toad on a Hat posted:

Lol are those boos I'm hearing?
Boourns.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Cayman Islands guy is the best flag-waver so far.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Nice formation marching China.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Dancing parker people are still rocking away :3:

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
:siren: Australian TenPlay web-stream is finally back up. You tried guys at least.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
I want a gif collection of the dancing parkers after all of this, those troopers.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Noni posted:

Haha this music just somehow got worse. I didn't think that was possible.
It was just farts for a good 3 minutes.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
What the crap is the BBC chick talking about, where was the Daft Punk song?

Oh there it is.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
No more dancing parkers? :(

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
I like all these colours n' poo poo :(
Also that projections on the floor is some cool poo poo too.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Morpheus posted:

Yeah, I'm impressed with the visual spectacle of it, even though I have no idea wtf is going on.
I think it's some Russian fairytale/history.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
They 'rolled up' the floor
:wow: :stare:
That's some kick-arse effects.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Sucks if you have epilepsy.

Also this is interesting :(

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

RedTeam posted:

Reminder that James Bond parachuted into the arena with the queen.
The Queen was a stunt-double.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
How many more dog sightings in the stadium?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
I will give him 4 million dollars of Russian bribe money to shut-up already. He'd just take it on camera too.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Pleads posted:

wiki please i want to learn about him

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Who has a link where I can watch the bloody Slopestyle finals?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

you irl posted:

why is nbc playing repeats of figure skating instead of live death luge?

Guess which stream the Luge is on!
Ten is repeating a 1:45 part of the Opening ceremony.
One just says it's not available.
1 seems to be some kind of weird highlight/camera panning over stuff/action shots of stuff happening of random events with no sound?
2 actually is the Ski Jump.
3 is Figure Skating that's been going for two hours.
4 is a repeat of the ceremony.
5 is nothing. And will be nothing until the next day. It will more than likely be more nothing.
6 is actually the Luge. Winner.


What is there to watch later in the day?

Jack poo poo! :hurr:

Who has that BBC iplayer Plug-In thing?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Saw some Asian girl fall over just as I started the Figure Skating stream, that means I've seen the best part right?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

VodeAndreas posted:

Any Australians know some good alternate streams other than the Channel Ten ones? They've got 8 different streams!!!

But 5 seem to be offline at the moment and it seemed a similar situation when I tried last night, with one of the live streams showing a looping video and two showing actual events.
Good luck getting a response. At least TenPlay's Catch-Up poo poo seems to be working now so you can watch the past events in full.

A Pale Horse posted:

Man the BBC commentary team on the women's slopestyle is so loving :3:

They're all crying right now because their girl won the bronze, Britains first ever medal on snow.
Wait really? Australia medalled in the Winter games before Britain?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

raditts posted:

I'll admit that I don't know anything about Rio beyond that it's in Brazil and they did a Fast and the Furious movie there and they have a giant stone Jesus doing the "safe" motion. What's so terrible about it that it will be worse than Sochi?

edit: oh
I like how they need to build so many stadiums. How much use is 15 stadiums going to get after it all?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

t3h z0r posted:

Watch City of God and Elite Squad 2.

Also there's a few docs floating around about Rio (Vice Guide to Travel, and World's Scariest Gangs or something) where they showed every side of the Rio drug war to be hell. From medieval prisons where inmates are packed 30 to a cell (and are regularly murdered/beheaded), to cops shooting teenagers in broad daylight, and gangs throwing enemies/journalists into stacked tires then pouring gas and lighting it.
Oh I get it now. They're going to be Drug Lord head quarters!

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I want some Olympic money. I wonder what Olympic events goons could specialize in
Olympic poo poo-posting.
Olympic Unironic posting about anime.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Skeleton.
It's Luge but head first.

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Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

India has been reinstated into the IOC
How much do you think they bribed them with?

http://live.aljazeera.com/Event/Sochi_2014/105781406

quote:

Injury update: a track worker has been struck by a bobsled at the Sanki Sliding Center and suffered a broken leg and possibly mild concussion. The worker was hit by a forerunning sled in the braking area near the finish line on the track being used for sliding races at the Games.
Does this kind of thing happen in other Games?

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