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Sochi is vodka and tarp. Everybody know.
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Feb 6, 2014 01:54
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redshirt posted:That seems nice, actually. It's a portable bidet, right? 60 psi bidet
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Feb 6, 2014 02:23
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someone explain all the grover references, pref. with muppets
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Feb 6, 2014 02:33
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A comment on a recent guardian article says:quote:Such exaggeration and sensationalism. I've been in this complex three weeks and, sure, things have been patchy, such as the Internet connection, the lack of light bulbs and hot water, but we are warm, dry, in comfortable beds and getting fed good food, and, above all, the staff are friendly, helpful and doing their best. And as for the poor journos "forced to endure techno music played at an ear-splitting volume," it's actually Russian folk music and is hardly at an ear-splitting volume. The rooms (and beds) are larger than those some of us journalists occupied at London 2012, and during which we were obliged to move accommodation four times to different areas of the city You want lightbulb? Sun isn't bright enough?
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Feb 6, 2014 03:14
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The Olympic torch goes out soon after the run starts and a bystander casually relights it with his cigarette lighter. http://youtu.be/huLCD777LxM
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Feb 6, 2014 03:34
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Agrajag posted:I am feeling very welcoming. Welcome to Russian paradise. Left to krokodile, right to dog pit. You need tarp? I have many tarp for sale. Meteor come at noon, have tarp ready.
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Feb 6, 2014 04:40
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ZombieReagan posted:so i wonder if there's a chance of catching a fish from the toilets in sochi if they have to put signs up telling you not to try? Nah there's no chance, the toilet fish rarely take artificial lures, that's why the sign says don't bother
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Feb 6, 2014 05:24
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Feb 6, 2014 05:27
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russia: casual misery
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Feb 6, 2014 06:07
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al-azad posted:So I swung the camera around to check out the view and... He's a member of Putin's elite homo kill squad, marking these women down for immediate transport to the gulag
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Feb 6, 2014 14:38
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everythingWasBees posted:The Russian economy is one of the most hosed up capitalist economies on earth. Like, legitimizing the capitalist black market after the fall of communism went about as well as you think, and the businesses hold an unfortunate amount of political power. why are you rushin to judgement? thats socheesy
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Feb 6, 2014 15:57
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Is the opening ceremony going on now? How many dogs?
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Feb 7, 2014 02:06
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Norway's curling team: homos spotted, kill squad incoming
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Feb 7, 2014 02:27
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Shadeoses posted:I sure hope there's a concrete slab under that gravel. no gravel. gravel-painted mud.
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Feb 7, 2014 02:40
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WerewolfBarMitzvah posted:dogs knew
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Feb 7, 2014 02:40
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Announcer on the Japanese sexpot: "Wow, well this is what we in the south call 'a fine how do you do'. Look at his legs, see how tight he is." Gay propaganda, call 911
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Feb 7, 2014 03:19
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Too bad the streams are down, you're missing dogs figure skating, tarp ceilings collapsing, piss rink melting, and a piss-dog-tarp-wave rolling through the unpaved roads of the gulag
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Feb 7, 2014 03:23
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"These massive jumps really give the athletes a chance to show off" their shattered clavicles
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Feb 7, 2014 03:25
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TheSwami posted:From the NBCOlympics.com homepage Putin's reloading
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Feb 7, 2014 03:36
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gay captain crunch on skates
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Feb 7, 2014 04:04
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the czar called he wants his suit back
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Feb 7, 2014 04:06
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:yeah what is up with that outfit? Also less scruffy 'staches usually. Hair grease is on point though.
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Feb 7, 2014 04:08
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Bruiser posted:It's cinderella and prince charming you dweebs Cinderella wasn't 80 years old in the fairy tale
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Feb 7, 2014 04:11
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Saint Freak posted:Did that guy just do the deathstyle while holding a camcorder? How many times do you think he says brah each day? Announcer on an injured deathboarder: "It's mainly the landing that hurt him. He also said that things like laughing or coughing hurt."
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Feb 7, 2014 04:16
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Oh poo poo snowboarder is gonna get executed for that one Putin just tore up a dog when he saw that
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Feb 7, 2014 04:25
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Daaaamn - video of murder hill destroying a skier Last words before getting carted to hospital: "Do I still get to be considered an Olympian" Nyet
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Feb 7, 2014 04:30
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Fluff piece about the opening ceremony, lots of buildings shaped like penises
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Feb 7, 2014 04:54
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Fluff piece on Jay Leno's chin
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Feb 7, 2014 04:58
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Alan Smithee posted:Question is Pussy Riot actually good or is it mostly gently caress You Dad music? X-Ray Spex
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Feb 7, 2014 05:07
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Negative Entropy posted:Whoever gets hurt in the most ridiculous fashion gets a gold medal. 
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Feb 7, 2014 05:12
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If you are maimed during the Olympics can you enter the Paralympics
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Feb 7, 2014 05:21
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Attn: 4 hours till opening ceremonies! Putin is warming up his snipers...
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Feb 7, 2014 13:03
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q: daniel ezralow, how have you made safety a priority for the opening ceremony, after the dangers that plagued spiderman: turn off the dark? a: 
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NBC won't be showing the opening ceremony until 7:30 PM EST, but deadspin lists a few options for watching it live
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Feb 7, 2014 13:46
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warm up your siberian gulag cookfires, homos, because the opening ceremony is only three hours away!
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Feb 7, 2014 14:12
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The Guardian posted:The opening ceremony at Sochi has been masked in secrecy but leaked videos of rehearsals hint at a spectacular, record-setting affair with 80 professional dancers joined by hundreds of volunteers and complex animatronic set pieces. The musical guest list is also under wraps but speculation ranges from opera singer Anna Netrebko to faux-lesbian duo Tatu. Despite the emphasis on modern Russia, some traditional aspects of the performance can be assumed. A processional of 100 she-bears will probably enter the Fisht Olympic Stadium during the ceremony. Russian President Vladimir Putin will rise from beneath the floor on a slow lift, his head bowed, before a spot light illuminates the stage and he steps forward, making the "come at me bro" gesture. Putin is expected to wrestle each bear in turn, with penetration possible. A chorus line of Soviet-era strongmen will demonstrate feats of strength including tearing tarps and bending dogs. Choreographer Daniel Ezralow has described the affair as "years of alcoholism blending seamlessly into 21st century human rights abuse."
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ALERT - DOG INCOMING
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Oh poo poo somebody's going to the gulag
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