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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



the toronto star had an article saying how each hotel had a metal detector. of course there were no guards anywhere nearby to stop people if they set it off

russia is serious about safety

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Blast of Confetti posted:

Isnt there a somewhat serious threat of attack? Heard on the radio awhile back that some group or other made threats and had the capacity to follow through

sure is!

sweet dreams olympic teams

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



ready for business!


ski lifts work differently in russia :ussr:


toilets also work differently


front row seat to another classic winter event


the gently caress is even going on in the last pic?


always good advice

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



stealing these from the funny pic thread





CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



russia is very concerned about fire safety

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



russian fitness center

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Lawman 0 posted:

reminder to everyone itt that sochi has a sub-tropical climate.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Seoinin posted:

the winter groverlympics

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



ya this is infinitely more entertaining than the actual olympics themselves

including hockey

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



redshirt posted:

They should add some new events:

Water chugging contest
Musical hotel rooms
Wild dog run
Dodge a Russian cop
Spot the terrorist

Team Construction Challenge
Spot the problems
Semen-bedsheet taste test
Scavenger hunt

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Adventure Pigeon posted:

dashcam participation award

new event: dashcam slalom

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Adventure Pigeon posted:

drunks staggering around on slope will make dynamic obstacle course

car overloaded with hay and several military vehicles will be there as well

no one knows why

new event: 2 man skeleton and luge. as in 2 of them go down at the same time

they both die because the track isnt complete

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Monkey Fracas posted:

new event for Sochi: automobile crash fraud avoidance. They just drive around the roads outside of town, no dashcam help.

new event inspired by saints row: insurance fraud. you win if you sustain the most bodily harm and get the insurance payout. watch out for dash cams.

Seoinin posted:

wild dogs sweep every event

:golfclap:

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Adventure Pigeon posted:

biathalon rules of biathlon are changed so wild dogs are the targets

several teams disappear


edit: http://rt.com/news/sochi-modern-venues-ioc-273/

changed from a circular track to just try to survive long enough to make it to the finish line

their 22s are replaced with AKs

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Adventure Pigeon posted:

we have made our bed (poorly and with a power outlet rather than a pillow) and soon we will sleep on it

dont worry, the power outlet isnt live. its just glued on

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Call Me Abey posted:

What do you think the odds are that looters will end up stripping the olympic winners' medals for copper?

what makes you think the medals are ready?

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Lawman 0 posted:

iirc they went relatively well except for half the countries boycotting it.

im betting half the countries are going to wish they boycotted this one too

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Seltzer posted:

Can someone explain to me what the official reasoning was for holding the olympics in Sochi instead of the 100 other cities in Russia that actually get snow and have better infrastructure?

this really is the cherry on the poo poo sundae.

all they had to do was pick literally any other place in russia that is cold as gently caress all the time

instead they pick the warmest place

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6vSejda71w

:drat:

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Lobok posted:

I'm going to assume this picture isn't flipped.

not sure its any better once it is

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



no seriously who gave grover 50 billion dollars to build poo poo

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001






now i am hoping these are both from the same building

and i want to see how crazy this building can get

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Cannot Find Server posted:

Are they even doors though? The brown things on the right are doors, right? So those are either weird windows places in a bizarre fashion or tiny doors placed in a bizarre fashion.

yes

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Call Me Abey posted:

this thread is the Olympics of Bad Architecture

grover takes the gold in every event

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Lawman 0 posted:

russians dont gently caress around with their subs usually

unless it gets stuck at the bottom of the ocean

then you are on your own

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Rambling Robot posted:

I bet the whole city is nothing but a massive Potemkin village.

you assume the facade looks good to others

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



in before some of the walls are tarps too

sochi: maybe is tarp, maybe not

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Saint Freak posted:

And with dubious ethics.



not enough light sockets to be the groverhouse

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



texaholic posted:

I think this would be like America having the Winter Olympics in Jacksonville Florida death valley

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



The Ape of Naples posted:

I'm betting that a lot of people are going to find extra charges on their credit card when they get home. For various damages and whatever the hotel decides to make up.

charges like ceiling replaced with tarp

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Toad on a Hat posted:

So apparently someone injured both knees on the woman downhill skiing and the men were hitting about 90 mph, all because the hill was too big and they didn't have expert testers. They used regular people who dont get the same airtime.

Also apparently the swag bag contains a bear created from the depths of hell. Sochi!

at least they wont gently caress up the stadiums / courses

oh

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Fat Ogre posted:

poo poo we even had a bombing during the Olympics in Atlanta. So if Sochi actually pulls off not getting attacked by Terrorists they may one up the USA.

dont worry, they will be stopped by the unmanned metal detectors

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Germstore posted:

Olympics are cancelled. Replaced with Hunger Games.

dogs are very hungry yes

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Croccers posted:

Does NK have a Winter Olympics team?

yea for the skeleton event

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




could be worse. you could have to fight the workers and dogs for rations food

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




:smugdog:

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



at least the dogs seem to be fed well enough not to be violent or attacking people





























for now

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Toad on a Hat posted:

I'm obsessed with this complete meltdown of an Olympics to a far greater degree than I should be:



these are the mirrors on the ceiling of a public bathroom in Shayba Arena in sochi. Ever wanted to know what someone looks like taking a dump? Now you will!

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Entropic posted:

The image is years old and has nothing to do with Russia, which is probably true of most of the crap being posted on the bandwagon at this point.

looks like i was mistaken

i apologize for insulting the glorious architecture of sochi :ussr:

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