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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Mar 24, 2005

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Bruiser posted:

the only thing bombing at this skating event is team usa

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Mar 24, 2005

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WastedJoker posted:

Only 400 times so we've not quite reached sochiration point.

Ok well what about competitors in the biathalon shooting dogs has anyone made that joke yet (today)

edit:

abraham linksys posted:

nbc: "jeremy, in your words what went wrong tonight?"

jeremy: "....... :smith:"

this was really sad

you train your whole life and finally get good enough to go to the olympics and when you get there the polonium water burns your face and there are no pillows and drunk contractors steal your beds and your phone gets hijacked and there's not a gay bar in sight, then you fall on your rear end in front of millions and your mom has to watch it happen live

GOTTA STAY FAI fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Feb 7, 2014

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Mar 24, 2005

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Minesweep posted:

An inside source has just revealed to me that the attack is likely to be a suicide bombing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog

Comrade Putin saw this one coming. Got to work real fast on countermeasure. We call it "anti-anti-tank dog tank." Is man on bicycle with gun to shoot dog. Comrade Putin is greatest :ussr:

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Mar 24, 2005

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"Oh, Sochi? I was there. I remember how bad it was. The water irradiated you if you drank it and was full of chemicals. Building foundations crumbled and critical parts of structures were replaced with tarps. Lots of competitors were injured. Men stumbled through the streets, barely able to stand. It was hell."

"Did they catch the terrorists responsible?"

"What terrorists"

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Mar 24, 2005

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Greyhawk posted:

Putin: Your appointment with IOC should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Councilor.

Bach: I take it he was agreeable?

Putin: He didn't really have a choice.

Bach: Has he been bribed?

Putin: Oh yes. Most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the stadium construction, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

Bach: These dogs... their numbers are intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain them.

Putin: Why contain them? Let them spill over the stadiums and venues, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to shoot them.

Bach: I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough pillows to go around, and the journalists are starting to get desperate.

Putin: Of course they're desperate; they can smell their deaths, and the sound they'll make rattling their tarps will serve as a warning to the rest.

Somehow I was already reading this in their voices before my brain caught up to what it was a reference to

what a shame

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Mar 24, 2005

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Germstore posted:

Our buildings had mortar though. The terrorists will be shocked when a small bomb meant to kill people knocks down several buildings as well.

"JESUS CHRIST Sergei how much dynamite did you use?"

"None, that was a bag of popcorn"

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Mar 24, 2005

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Philthy posted:

Not seeing any coverage of any of this on cable.

turn the tv on

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Mar 24, 2005

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The "greatest greco-roman wrestler in history" is neither greco nor roman

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Mar 24, 2005

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i hope they show all the tarps burning

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Mar 24, 2005

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serious norman posted:

do the Thing still continue? swedish tv just breaked and now theres fireworks adn two annoying hostesses talking

yes, john carpenter is still alive

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Mar 24, 2005

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Ha, pop culture in London, listen to that, Sergei. We have best culture. Do a favor when you are done petting stray dog and hand me two dollar gallon jug of kerosene wodka

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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them fuckin drunk talibans get me so mad

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Mar 24, 2005

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Photex posted:

Also no one talking about how this guy is going to disappear tonight for mentioning the Mistress?

Who, comrade?

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Mar 24, 2005

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The hijacking was a misguided attempt to deliver desperately-needed pillows to Sochi

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Mar 24, 2005

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YES SHOW US SOME loving SELFIES WELCOME TO 2014

also goddamn this woman could dig ditches with her shovel-chin

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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The ones with no tarps on them not made of tarps are

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Mar 24, 2005

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

do they need another $780 billion to do it? :mmmhmm:

ftfy

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Mar 24, 2005

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some lego movie premieres this week

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Mar 24, 2005

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Blast of Confetti posted:

Yeah so are we done here or what?

I thought so too, but apparently they all get together and do sports or something here soon

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Mar 24, 2005

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Outpost22 posted:

so how many viruses does my computer have thanks to that livestream?

I can't say but thank you for the unsolicited paypal gift

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Mar 24, 2005

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Monkey Fracas posted:

I guess whatever's in there is technically an electrolyte

polonium is not an electrolyte

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Mar 24, 2005

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univbee posted:

You have to splice the files together so the GIF is the first half of the file and the MP3 is the 2nd half. Easiest way to do this is from the commandline in Windows and do copy /b image.gif + music.mp3 combined.gif

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Mar 24, 2005

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psyman posted:

Well gee, don't provide a source or even any info :rolleyes:

You know a lot of people browse the forums on a mobile right?. I can't make out what bloody country that is. Did the guy pass out or just trip?. Is that even from this olympics? (knowing how much goons grasp at straws and make crap up).

Here, I'll do it for you lazy dickhead. Had to use reverse google image search: keepingscore.blogs.time.com/2014/02/07/live-blog-sochis-opening-ceremony/

"An Austrian team member looses his footing during the opening ceremony"

While I'm at it, goddamn am I tired of this tryhard attitude of not sourcing anything. Oh HEAVEN FORBID goons might think you dorky for providing words with an image. Wow you're so hip and "with it" man! :rolleyes:

stop drinking the polonium water, it's making you crazy

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Mar 24, 2005

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Lake Jucas posted:

Am I the only one who has noticed that the Sochi Olympics have turned into one big episode of Arrested Development for Putin?

Not seeing the parallel here. The Sochi Olympics are still on TV and they're actually entertaining.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Agrajag posted:

To be fair most of those were a result of 9/11.

Where were you when the world stopped turning on that February day?
Were you in the yard with your wife and children
Or working on some tarp in L.A.?
Did you stand there in shock at the sight of that black smoke
Risin' against that blue sky?
Did you shout out in anger, in fear for your neighbor
Or did you just sit down and cry?

Did you weep for the children who lost their dear loved ones
And pray for the ones who don't know?
Did you rejoice for the dogs who walked from the rubble
And sob for the ones left below?
Did you burst out with pride for the four and a half Olympic rings
And the heroes who died just doin' what they do?
Did you look up to Comrade Putin for some kind of answer
And think 'God Bless Mother Russia?'

:ussr:

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Mar 24, 2005

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Davelord Cheeto posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8

^^^^^ The rest of so-called "industrialized" so-called "advanced" so-called "capitalist" so-called "economiies" so-called "and/or" so-called "societies".

I frequently browse a forum where on any given day clicking a link might reward you with a gaping anus, skin sloughing off a krokodil addict, or some idiot blowing his finger off trying to light a game console on fire, and none of that is as cringeworthy as this video.

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Mar 24, 2005

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shaddap or it's a polonium shower for you :argh:

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Mar 24, 2005

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:frogout:

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Mar 24, 2005

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Agrajag posted:

I'm not sure what kind of poo poo hole you are living in to think a door made out of honeycombed cardboard is normal, but I assure you it is not normal. Especially when it comes with a price tag of 51 billion dollars.

They're commonplace here in the U.S. I managed a rental complex here in the Midwest while it was being finished and every one of the newly-constructed $350,000 homes had them for interior doors. They're lightweight, durable, and cheap as hell. Plus, if you're going green for the tax incentives, lots of construction supply places sell doors made of recycled pressboard that are just as nice. Hell, with a coat of paint on them you can't even tell they're mostly cardboard.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Neither of those is a big bag of condoms

voted 1/5

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Mar 24, 2005

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trouser schnauzer, the really eager beaver, dreamworks intern bear, president boringson
gllllleat orympic mascot, jimmy the nude wombat, hahhahahhaafuck, the teenage mutant ninja australians,
aonva buddies, wind waker boss fights

Also didn't that weird toothpaste thing even have its own cartoon

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Mar 24, 2005

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

what the gently caress is the point of this shitshow if i can't watch it 24/7?

like most things, to be made fun of by slobs online

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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dude you can't say poo poo like that online they will hear you

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Mar 24, 2005

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Agrajag posted:

Does it get tiring talking about your Keurig every second of your life?

arrrrrrrrrgh not this poo poo again, let's go back to arguing about doors

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Mar 24, 2005

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Russia to Change Name of Biathalon to "Shoot Dog, Win Medal"

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you irl posted:

in fairness to the us competitor, the target hardly looks like a black teenager at all

goddrat

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Mar 24, 2005

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quote:

also some of the fake snow went down my shirt and now i have melanoma

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

cmon at least give them an smg or something considering the drug lords have m60 machine guns and rpgs

Nope, just the ruger and a half-thawed Great Value brand medium four cheese pizza with "may gods love be with you" written on the box in permanent marker

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no need to keep putin him down

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