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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 15:25 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:28 |
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Bruiser posted:the only thing bombing at this skating event is team usa
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 04:12 |
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WastedJoker posted:Only 400 times so we've not quite reached sochiration point. Ok well what about competitors in the biathalon shooting dogs has anyone made that joke yet (today) edit: abraham linksys posted:nbc: "jeremy, in your words what went wrong tonight?" this was really sad you train your whole life and finally get good enough to go to the olympics and when you get there the polonium water burns your face and there are no pillows and drunk contractors steal your beds and your phone gets hijacked and there's not a gay bar in sight, then you fall on your rear end in front of millions and your mom has to watch it happen live GOTTA STAY FAI fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Feb 7, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 13:48 |
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Minesweep posted:An inside source has just revealed to me that the attack is likely to be a suicide bombing. Comrade Putin saw this one coming. Got to work real fast on countermeasure. We call it "anti-anti-tank dog tank." Is man on bicycle with gun to shoot dog. Comrade Putin is greatest
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 14:24 |
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"Oh, Sochi? I was there. I remember how bad it was. The water irradiated you if you drank it and was full of chemicals. Building foundations crumbled and critical parts of structures were replaced with tarps. Lots of competitors were injured. Men stumbled through the streets, barely able to stand. It was hell." "Did they catch the terrorists responsible?" "What terrorists"
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 14:43 |
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Greyhawk posted:Putin: Your appointment with IOC should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Councilor. Somehow I was already reading this in their voices before my brain caught up to what it was a reference to what a shame
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 14:59 |
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Germstore posted:Our buildings had mortar though. The terrorists will be shocked when a small bomb meant to kill people knocks down several buildings as well. "JESUS CHRIST Sergei how much dynamite did you use?" "None, that was a bag of popcorn"
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 15:20 |
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Philthy posted:Not seeing any coverage of any of this on cable. turn the tv on
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 16:06 |
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The "greatest greco-roman wrestler in history" is neither greco nor roman
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 19:51 |
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i hope they show all the tarps burning
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 19:56 |
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serious norman posted:do the Thing still continue? swedish tv just breaked and now theres fireworks adn two annoying hostesses talking yes, john carpenter is still alive
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:01 |
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Ha, pop culture in London, listen to that, Sergei. We have best culture. Do a favor when you are done petting stray dog and hand me two dollar gallon jug of kerosene wodka
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:03 |
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them fuckin drunk talibans get me so mad
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:06 |
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Photex posted:Also no one talking about how this guy is going to disappear tonight for mentioning the Mistress? Who, comrade?
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:07 |
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The hijacking was a misguided attempt to deliver desperately-needed pillows to Sochi
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:09 |
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YES SHOW US SOME loving SELFIES WELCOME TO 2014 also goddamn this woman could dig ditches with her shovel-chin
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:11 |
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serious norman posted:true/false? The ones
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:13 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:do they need another $780 billion to do it? ftfy
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:14 |
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some lego movie premieres this week
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:17 |
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Blast of Confetti posted:Yeah so are we done here or what? I thought so too, but apparently they all get together and do sports or something here soon
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:19 |
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Outpost22 posted:so how many viruses does my computer have thanks to that livestream? I can't say but thank you for the unsolicited paypal gift
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:21 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:I guess whatever's in there is technically an electrolyte polonium is not an electrolyte
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:36 |
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univbee posted:You have to splice the files together so the GIF is the first half of the file and the MP3 is the 2nd half. Easiest way to do this is from the commandline in Windows and do copy /b image.gif + music.mp3 combined.gif
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 23:57 |
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psyman posted:Well gee, don't provide a source or even any info stop drinking the polonium water, it's making you crazy
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 01:32 |
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Lake Jucas posted:Am I the only one who has noticed that the Sochi Olympics have turned into one big episode of Arrested Development for Putin? Not seeing the parallel here. The Sochi Olympics are still on TV and they're actually entertaining.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 02:01 |
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Agrajag posted:To be fair most of those were a result of 9/11. Where were you when the world stopped turning on that February day? Were you in the yard with your wife and children Or working on some tarp in L.A.? Did you stand there in shock at the sight of that black smoke Risin' against that blue sky? Did you shout out in anger, in fear for your neighbor Or did you just sit down and cry? Did you weep for the children who lost their dear loved ones And pray for the ones who don't know? Did you rejoice for the dogs who walked from the rubble And sob for the ones left below? Did you burst out with pride for the four and a half Olympic rings And the heroes who died just doin' what they do? Did you look up to Comrade Putin for some kind of answer And think 'God Bless Mother Russia?'
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 02:07 |
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Davelord Cheeto posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8 I frequently browse a forum where on any given day clicking a link might reward you with a gaping anus, skin sloughing off a krokodil addict, or some idiot blowing his finger off trying to light a game console on fire, and none of that is as cringeworthy as this video.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 16:11 |
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shaddap or it's a polonium shower for you
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 16:19 |
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conceitedguy posted:fail aids
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 16:35 |
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Agrajag posted:I'm not sure what kind of poo poo hole you are living in to think a door made out of honeycombed cardboard is normal, but I assure you it is not normal. Especially when it comes with a price tag of 51 billion dollars. They're commonplace here in the U.S. I managed a rental complex here in the Midwest while it was being finished and every one of the newly-constructed $350,000 homes had them for interior doors. They're lightweight, durable, and cheap as hell. Plus, if you're going green for the tax incentives, lots of construction supply places sell doors made of recycled pressboard that are just as nice. Hell, with a coat of paint on them you can't even tell they're mostly cardboard.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 16:57 |
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Neither of those is a big bag of condoms voted 1/5
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 19:06 |
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trouser schnauzer, the really eager beaver, dreamworks intern bear, president boringson gllllleat orympic mascot, jimmy the nude wombat, hahhahahhaafuck, the teenage mutant ninja australians, aonva buddies, wind waker boss fights Also didn't that weird toothpaste thing even have its own cartoon
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 19:11 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:what the gently caress is the point of this shitshow if i can't watch it 24/7? like most things, to be made fun of by slobs online
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 19:21 |
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dude you can't say poo poo like that online they will hear you
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 19:28 |
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Agrajag posted:Does it get tiring talking about your Keurig every second of your life? arrrrrrrrrgh not this poo poo again, let's go back to arguing about doors
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 19:37 |
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Russia to Change Name of Biathalon to "Shoot Dog, Win Medal"
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 23:05 |
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you irl posted:in fairness to the us competitor, the target hardly looks like a black teenager at all goddrat
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 00:43 |
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quote:also some of the fake snow went down my shirt and now i have melanoma
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 02:01 |
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:cmon at least give them an smg or something considering the drug lords have m60 machine guns and rpgs Nope, just the ruger and a half-thawed Great Value brand medium four cheese pizza with "may gods love be with you" written on the box in permanent marker
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 02:11 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:28 |
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no need to keep putin him down
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 06:06 |