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Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
Finding a god tier artifact in buttfuck nowhere was the best part of morrowind

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Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
I always end up with 500/675 of my carry weight being random potions I never throw away because I might need it, prolly 75 points is actual gear and the last hundred is anything with a value >20

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
I never hosed with enchanting much.

I also never explored non quest Dwemer ruins much either, for some reason

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
Spear is a good skill

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Kilroy posted:

Is there anything stopping me from taking 1.6.6, cutting out all the stupid 'game-balance' bullshit, and forking it into an 'Official Morrow-Imp Patch' or some such, and putting that on Nexus or Github or something? It doesn't seem to be actively maintained anymore, but if there is some clique of permanently butthurt losers who are going to threaten to take me to the Supreme Court for copyright infringement of a game mod, I guess I'd like to know that going in.

No, bethesda owns any mods produced for the games, just host it somewhere else than nexus/cliquey gay mod sites

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
Is there any place I can stash my poo poo early for Telvanni? I stumbled across Chrysamere while dicking around doing bitchwork and it's been weighing me down.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
So if Hlaalu has Uncle Crassius and his plays, Telvanni has skirt lady, what does Redoran have?

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
Redoran is problematic because their questline doesn't explore sexuality and gender roles like the other two great houses :bigtran::hf::gay:

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

quote:

“I've heard of you,” said the old vagabond, very impressed. “Aren't you the adventurer who slew all those ash vampires in Ghostgate a couple of months back?"
“That I am,” said Oristian Silverthorn with a weary smile for his admirer. He knew that his name was not yet legendary, and it was best to be polite. “And you are?”
“My name would have no meaning to you, but I'm Erer Darothil,” he said, raising a glass of greef. “I hail from the region of Ghostgate which is how I heard your name. Are you on an adventure as we speak?”
“Yes,” said Silverthorn, with a grim expression. “I'm challenged to rid The Grazelands of a rogue battlemage by the name of Egroamaro.”
“I've heard of him as well,” said Darothil. “He is said to be very powerful, an implacable foe.”
“That is why I'm drinking now,” sighed Silverthorn. “So tell me, what is your profession?”
“I do nothing,” said Darothil with some measure of pride. “But in my youth, I used to teach the skills of Illusion at the University of Gwylim.”
“Perhaps you can help me then,” said Silverthorn, suddenly excited. “Can you teach the spell Silence? I can certainly pay you.”
“I know that spell,” said Darothil. “You might find Invisibility very helpful as well, or perhaps Darkness which would allow you to sneak up on old Egroamaro.”
“No,” said Silverthorn firmly. “I only have time to learn one spell. I have to kill Egroamaro, collect the award, and be back in Gnisis as quickly as possible. My wife worries when I'm away.”
Darothil agreed and, as the two settled back in their seats at the cornerclub and tossed back glasses of greef, the old man shared his knowledge of the spell. He explained what it truly meant to bend sound, creating a cone of silence as glass can bend light. He had Silverthorn close his eyes while he tapped the side of his glass, making him picture the sound as the physical entity it was, before it was extinguished.
The adventurer, after a few hours of instruction, paid the old teacher and set off on his way. Indoranyon, Egroamaro's stronghold, was not far from Sadrith Mora, and he soon saw the blight and ruin that was the battlemage's calling card. Delving into the depths of the ruins, Silverthorn was set upon by the servitors of Egroamaro, living and undead. With his enchanted ebony blade, he cut through legions before facing the master himself in the desolate main hall.
Egroamaro bowed to his adversary sardonically, and then prepared to unleash a fireball to incinerate him. Before he had uttered the first word of the spell, he suddenly found that all the creaking and sighing of the ruins around him had been stilled. He opened his voice to speak, but there was no sound. Silverthorn took his time, strolling across the length of the hall, before dispatching the battlemage with one stroke of his blade.
The adventurer rushed back to the Tribunal Temple where he had received his quest, accepted the gold and the thanks, and was back in his house in Gnisis but a few days later. His wife Liah was beside herself with worry.
“All I could do night after night is toss and turn. I kept imagining you burned to ashes by that battlemage, and where would that leave me? Do we have enough gold that I could support myself if you, Saint Seryn let it not be so, were killed during one of these jaunts? I don't think so. Why couldn't you get a nice position at the Fighters Guild right here in town? I hear they're looking for a trainer for the Imperial Guard. I know, I know, you want a life of adventure and danger and freedom, but if you'd only take one moment to think of me, stuck here all by myself, worrying about you. I suppose you'd like it if I took more of an interest in your work, but it's like I was telling Ser Calissiah Vignum the other day, I said Calissah, what good is a husband--”
Liah continued to talk, deaf to the fact that her words were dead before they left her mouth. Silverthorn smiled and nodded his head, enjoying the silence. He could have killed Egroamaro without the spell, he considered, but he could not have survived his wife.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Luigi Thirty posted:

Can we complain about fallout in this thread too

You're a bitch idiot who thinks Big Iron is bad

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Luigi Thirty posted:

Wish the game would crash less often on transitions but oh well, I'll settle for that when I use an assload of mods.

Now I just need a big iron to blow loving Big Iron out of my skull again.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax


vivec.jpg

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

:catstare:

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
FO3 can be fun with the right mods, just download zamboni apocalypse and a mod that increases the force on ragdolls a billion times and whatever arsenal mod of your choice and go to town.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
After I ruin the mage's guild sackhold on Vvardenfell for Telvanni, would I then be able to join the mages guild to become the :smugwizard:est of them all?

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Doctor Goat posted:

do both at the same time because you don't give a gently caress

Im already in Telvanni and the quest to de-monopolize organized sorcery is coming up, I was planning on doing that quest and then immediately afterwards joining the mages guild to rub it into their greasy faces

e: im just not sure if theyd let me in because holy lol that would be a dick move and i can see why they wouldnt

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
needs the ears

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Bolverkur posted:

:chimstare:

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Luigi Thirty posted:

uh oh i started old world blues when i hit 16 but all my points are in hacking, stealing, and talking and these robo-scorpions are bullet sponges

good thing that brain jizzed microfusion energy cells all over me

Use the nano axe

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
since i trapped the sould of a rat by beating it ith a solid silver staff, i was then able to apply that to a 0 magnitutde shield spell on my spear and now i can gently caress ghosts up like nobodys business

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
someone said when that was posted months ago the thing was asking "where do/did babies/I come from", hence the shiteating grin from vivec

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
that would require you to play oblivion though

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
there goes my immersion

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
the west gash is really empty and boring. ive gone from caldera to maar gan to khuul, skirting around gnisis and theres been like 2 daedric shrines and a stronghold

e: just took out a vampire but the loot was poo poo

Robot Randy fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Dec 4, 2014

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
I heard them say we've reached your destination, I'm sure they'll let us park.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
Does vanilla HtH allow you to punch ghosts or is that through a mod?

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Extra posted:

It's certainly tough to make puzzles and dungeons that are interesting rather than tedious. It seems modders often conflate tedium and finding the one random object that will allow the player to progress for enjoyable gameplay hours.

I was more hoping SSE would add jumping puzzles, amazing new environments, inventive boss fights, etc. rather than DGDR style stuff.

I had to look up a guide for the puzzles in sotha sil cause im a retard

I'm getting this weird bug where my magicka will go down to 0 at random. I'm not sure what causes it but it's annoying

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
got 99 problems but a lich aint one

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Pookum posted:

Where are the vampires concentrated at? I've been running around to the east side of the island just exploring random poo poo but none of the NPC's know anything about vampires.

Check out ancestral tombs. Of the two I've found just loving about they've both been in a tomb

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
If you do or take enough damage to take away a certain amount of health in one swing you or the bad dude will be staggered and drop to your knees. Fuckin warhammer skellingtons will gently caress you up if they get a hit in

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
have a sad cum outlander

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
WHAT do you cum, outlander!?

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
I will cum, outlander, but make it quick

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
from where do you cum

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
ive heard them say we've reached morrowind, im sure theyll let us cum

e: ^^^ gently caress

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
You are the challenger here, after all. So to you goes the courtesy of the first blow. I'm waiting...

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
it aint gonna suck itself, nerevar moon and star

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
ive seen worse things than a page and a half of morrowind cum jokes

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
seyda neen and the ascadian isles must smell delightful

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Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tATVvDB_Jbw

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